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Cheryl Lynn Eaton

@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If anyone at Sanrio had any sort of compassion, they would make a spoof of the Lacoste polo with Big Challenges on the side just for me.
Sanrio's alligator mascot Big Challenges
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHEW!
"Her sarcastic quips are earned, and her strategies are well rehearsed. At every turn we see a woman who has been spiritually beaten down by the ugliness of the world, but keeps going through the motions because somehow, it hurts less than giving up. Her mental health may be shot, but she sticks around waiting for the faintest possibility that one day, it might finally be within her power to do something."
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jason, dumb as box of hammers, finally figuring out that they're in the bad place.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barda and Miracle energy. A good go-to pose for short kings dating Amazons.
An image of the singer Sevdaliza posing with a man. She is seated while he stands and caresses her crossed leg.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The art:
A page of Farid Karami's artwork from Black Panther Blood Hunt #1
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The script:
You can (and hopefully do) get as wild as you want here. The remainder of the spread serves as one big chase scene within the catacombs. Wakandan guards have flooded the catacombs, but T’Challa remains one step ahead—climbing ceilings and walls as needed like a demon. It’s important to note that he does not flee the Dora Milaje or the government’s army. These are warrior priests. They protect the herb and whoever is named next in line to partake of it. Because they are a religious faction, they cannot and would not be disbanded according to the whims of the government or the royal family. And they do not act outside the catacombs. And they do not rely at all on technology for their weapons. They are armed with scythes. Nothing more. They are shirtless and wear ceremonial skirts and sandals. No head gear—only war paint.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let me show you something Boomers were 100% right about:
Werther's Original candies
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I had money, I would buy one of these weird little guys. I love them. They look like what the Mario Bros. would drive.
Rivian R1S
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ma'am. Please. I cannot. Stop it.
Peanut the Pekingese, store mascot of The Cheshire Pooch
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We can really only judge a celebrity by their public image. And his is that of a petulant drug-addled ****boy. And the people attracted to them?
Woman wearing Your Basic Bird t-shirt while holding two birds.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(I am SO off-topic now! Sorry!) This will forever be weird af, because why did a known white supremacist who chilled with nothing but white supremacists have a statue of a nearly naked young black man on his property?
A statue found at Epstein's Zorro Ranch of a young black man wearing nothing but a small loincloth.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The attempt vs. the result:
The Flying NunSister Night
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was about to make a joke that since we've stopped using vampires as an allegory and are straight up making horror movies about billionaires now, that the wealthy will stop bankrolling zombie movies and make horror movies directly about us...but they already did:
Poster for the 1915 movie Birth of a Nation
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone needs to step up and fill this dude's shoes. I thought it was gonna be Brad, but all his kids seem to hate him so something weird is going on there. And Keanu doesn't seem like he wants to be a sex symbol at all. Just an actor. Which I understand, so more power to him.
Pierce Brosnan and his wife at the Golden Globes
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
EARLY. Seventies. Jean and Misty had an apartment together and were friends. My goodness, so far back that Logan was even in the brown costume!
The cover to Iron Fist #15Interior page of Iron Fist #15Interior page of Iron Fist #15Interior page of Iron Fist #15
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In conclusion? Yes.
An image from the Kith x BMW lookbook
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also, there is nothing wrong with Kith! I love Kith. That's what rich men who aren't embarrassing weirdos wear. Back during the two nanoseconds when men were actually interested in me, I swear the rich ones all dressed like this:
Jerry Seinfeld in an ad for Kith wearing your standard down-ass rich man's uniform.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dream with me. Elevated cheese. Brie, if you will.
ZendayaManny Jacinto
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Grifters have been posting this photo out of context to state that it is a shot of the development team for GTA VI. It is actually a shot of the women working at Rockstar North. A whopping 10% of the workforce in 2019.
A post from @rockstarcareers showcasing women at the company who work in game development.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jason? No thanks. Will absolutely be ****ing up this man's happy home if given the opportunity. (Again. IN THE GAME. In real life I would never.)
Raul Bautista in GTA VI
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Black American and registered ass walking past them to vote in November:
Civil rights activist Gloria Richardson casually pushing the bayonet of a National Guardsman out of her face. She is wearing a rightfully disgusted expression.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me pouring from an empty cup for the 1,300th time in the last 12 months:
Young girl playing pretend and hosting a tea party for teddy bears.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can I be crazy for a minute?
A shot of Bad Bunny from his "Yo Perreo Sola" video.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I thought #blackcatappreciationday was going to be about comics instead of the actual cat, so I'm making it about comics anyway.
Page from Black Panther Blood Hunt. Artwork by Farid Karami. Bast commands the first Wakandans while surrounded by black panthers.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me after busting my hand moving furniture by myself today:
"The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman. The most unprotected person in America is the Black woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black woman." --Malcolm X
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Calvin's Mother: Life could be worse, Calvin.
Calvin: Life could be a lot BETTER, too!
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Show me a comic page you love--no explanation needed.
Page from The New Teen Titans Drug Abuse Awareness Special #1
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The funniest part was Lois asking Superman if he would still love her if she couldn't change back and Superman stammering and unable to find an answer as if Lois was not FINE AF AS A BLACK WOMAN.
Lois Lane becoming black in Superman’s Girl Friend, Lois Lane #106
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.greenlightanalytics.com/spider-man-b...
Spider-Man is the most relatable superhero and that’s borne out in the diverse array of audiences the character attracts. Black and Hispanic men under 35 were the clear standout demos heading into release: 89% and 82% Interest (respectively), 81% and 77% WTP. Heavily monetizable, as were Black Women under 35 who led in opening weekend intent (26%).. Even the weakest overall audience demo, White women 35+, still posted numbers most films would be quite happy with (49% Interest, 52% Theatrical Intent).
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know people are tired of hearing about Sophie Cunningham, but I want to bring up one last thing. Women also need a Mamdani. Sophie Cunningham is grifting on a campaign that cis white women are ostracized and unprotected. In the WNBA and across the US. And it's not true! It has NEVER been true!
Kelsey PlumAn image of Paige Bueckers and Sophie Cunningham on the court.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Obligatory.
Interior comic from Deee-lite's World Clique album.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Life right now:
Comic of a drowning person being high-fived. Created by the artist Gudim.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dracula is pretty weak against symbols of faith when wielded by actual believers. The more devout the believer, the more powerful Dracula's opponent is.
A page from Uncanny X-Men #159. The X-Men take on Dracula. Chris Claremont and...Sienkiewicz? Don't quote me on that though.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No interior pages, but someone was kind enough to review the issues. Now I gotta go scan them. Not tonight though! I'm going to bed. crushingkrisis.com/2016/11/from...
In a warehouse nearby, Tapestry has strung up the men of WildCATs nude from the ceiling. Providence bargains to retain possession of Void, but Tapestry decides two clairvoyants are better than one and she weaves their souls together or something. She turns her weaving on Marlowe and his memories of the WildCATs’ formation.

We cut to a seemingly unrelated scene. A young, blonde, short-haired archeologist (because these are the only “normal” women in Jim Lee’s world) is studying a statue of Anteocles of Thrygia. She is Cordelia Matheson, granddaughter of the woman who bequeathed the entire wing of the Smithsonian she’s sitting in. Except, she’s also answering Zealot’s call for “Savant” and calling up a generic solider guy helpfully named Soldier on holo-phone. They both gloat a bit about Zealot needing their help, but Savant seems to understand the deadly threat of Tapestry. She says, “I need Majestic … if worst comes to worst, he’s the only one of us with strength enough to kill her.” She steps out of the Smithsonian in a pair of odd boots and a moment later is in Chicago, then Calgary, then Alaska.

Back at the warehouse of naked WildCATs, Tapestry re-weaves Marlowe’s memories so he believes Zealot and Grifter were out to kill him back at the strip club and he was saved by Tapestry. Magically, Jacob Marlowe is now wearing black S&M gear from head to toe!
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
www.polygon.com/comics/2020/...
Doctor Doom "Toot" meme
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anyway, if you're keen on seeing Batman beat the **** out of some wealthy sex traffickers and child molesters:
Cover to the TPB of Batman: The Ultimate Evil by Neal Barrett jr. and Denys CowanCover to Batman: the Ultimate Evil by Andrew Vachss
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Acclaimed actors and directors take Batman seriously in a way they do not take Marvel characters seriously. Marvel came close with Daredevil and Punisher, but we all know what happened there. Marvel Street is a mess now. www.cheatsheet.com/news/robert-...
Insider shared other interview details with Pattinson about his upcoming role. As it turns out, he had been desperate to win the role after his audition process. Pattinson said, “I just kept obsessively checking,” for the following year. Even his agents were thrown off by his attraction to this type of role. “I thought you only wanted to play total freaks,” to which Pattinson replied, “he [Bruce Wayne] is a freak!”

Pattinson may be right. In this rendition of the Caped Crusader, the Bruce Wayne character copes with what Pattinson calls an “enormous trauma inside him.” He goes on to say it’s more like “really, really bad self-therapy.” Some might say there’s something a little freakish about a guy who becomes a bat hero as a self-help method.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.
Keanu Reeves
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And they were all given the opportunity to murder countless black people across the globe while destroying America's soft power for Putin and hiding illegal practices at Elon's companies. They took that opportunity and laughed about it.
Tweet from Elon Musk: We spent the weekend feeding USAID into the wood chipper. Could gone to some great parties. Did that instead.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I bring up Empowered often and it's not because I'm an Adam Warren stan. It's because it's a hilarious and subversive satire that pretends to cater to weird manosphere creeps while quietly ramping up the notion of cherishing women and appreciating their accomplishments and worth.
Cover to the Empowered 3 omnibus. Art by Adam Warren.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
At least they can't go back in time and rob us of what we had.
Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves in a promotional image for Much Ado About Nothing
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Do I also have an ulterior motive? Yes. What do golden boys do after they've made their mark on the big three? Well, they either leave for Marvel, drop an Image book, or relaunch an imprint to great fanfare. So...
Jim Lee image of major Wildstorm characters for Wildstorm's 25th anniversary
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You cannot shame someone who is proud of who they are and knows they SHOULD be proud of it. I remember Rih debuting an album cover on Twitter and a user tried it and asked, "Why does her hair look so nappy?" Rih's answer?
Rihanna: cuz I'm black bitch!!!!
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And here's the thing. Punching "left" always means punching black people. Because our bodies are politicized as radical left no matter how middle-of-the-road our views actually are.
July 21, 2008: New Yorker cover featuring a cartoon of the Obamas
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Marvel better not screw that up either. There's a perfect template to follow. We already have an MF DOOM one.
The Gladiator II popcorn bucket
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The hierarchy of power in the Marvel universe is about to change
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would buy physical media again if rappers started putting comic strips back in.
An image of the vinyl from De La Soul Is Dead with comic strip included
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