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Chert

@chert.bsky.social
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Burdensome friend, lives by the river

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 2h
wow, green everywhere and bikes with kickstands not locked up, paradise
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 2h
i love heineken’s proprietary shade of green. didn’t realize the cropped word thing was also part of their corporate style
green nylon heineken bomber jacket, somewhat worn, hanging on a white wall
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 3h
great accent lighting for all the weird shiny objects in here, but they do make it really hard to get lost birds out
art warehouse with concrete floors snd white walls/ceiling, with two rows of clerestory windows at about 15’ and 30’ up
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 5h
lmao. that’s my medicine
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 5h
sunlight coming through the clerestory and bouncing off a prismatic canvas
crates and art stored under a mezzanine in a warehouse. one crate with a clear plastic wrapping and a metallic painting/collage inside is leaning against a post where sunlight hits it directly. on the concrete in front and on some art on a rack behind, there are splashes of rainbow-colored reflections
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 6h
fenugreek.. the soldier of herbs
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 7h
skull pain temps for uncovered ears
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 21h
that sucks, sorry! i hope the problem is something simple and cheap
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 22h
one of the little visual treats of fall. i love the red/yellow bittersweet berries and the big purple pokeweed berries too, i would be constantly poisoning myself in old times
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 22h
don’t ever tell me how to live my life
promotional blue glasses cleaning rag with the sentence “Don’t use your T-shirt.” printed matter-of-factly
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 22h
direct sunlight on the porcelain berries
porcelain berries growing on a leavy vine, like little grapes ranging in color from robin’s egg blue to fuchsiaseveral canada geese swimming or floating in high-glare sparkly brown water. they are swimming towards the sparkles
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you need to make way more mistakes
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i spook the the turkeys, turkeys spook the deer, deer spooks the turkeys. circle of life
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not my place to say when a muffin becomes a cupcake
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah even as far back as public enemy, i think he himself said he had more of a consulting role than day-to-day involvement w/ the actual music and recording
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he is a crock of shit imo. will never get over him saying “nobody wants to watch 5 n****** play basketball” when he was producing beastie boys stuff, and i think he’s just been kind of a canny tastemaker type guy since the 90s at least
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
damn that sucks! you’ve got to be like a TDAP expert now, at least. love to have a perfect reason to avail yourself of the little resources and hotlines the insurance company wants you to use, only to discover they are also unhelpful.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dropped a knife in the dumpster and while retrieving it, got little head punctures from a board with nails in it. the little kid version of me who was always itching for some tetanus drama would be so excited
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vigor ball worthy
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the perspective is dead on! 3 distinct planes
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BOATS/MISSBUD.GIF
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…and for this whole 40 minute hike (2 strangers in pitch black woods), he’s like “don’t worry my dog is nice” but I was not worried about the dog! anyway we get to the top, he had a beer and we had a perfectly nice chat, then he headed back down while i went on to the firetower. never saw him again
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I run into him again, WAITING at the trailhead, and he asks if it’s ok if he tags along bc he has a couple beers on him and wanted to drink one on top of the hill w/ the northern lights, but he’s too scared to go up by himself. i say sure…
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we had aurora borealis, and i made a plan to go for a late night flashlight hike and take photos from a firetower. on the way to the park I ran into a guy walking his dog at like 1 AM, and I said hello, told him about my plans, etc., he says “sounds cool!” and walks on. a few minutes later…
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there was a highlander mail order catalog that sold swords and leather dusters
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Remedios Varo @remediosvaro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pollution of the Water botfrens.com/collections/69/content…
"The Pollution of the Water" by Remedios Varo depicts a surreal marketplace scene with a mysterious masked figure and an array of vibrant produce. Remedios Varo, known for her imaginative and mystical style, intertwines elements of fantasy and reality to explore themes of transformation and human impact on nature.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rare october cold shower
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah, they’re so clumsy that i can’t force myself to kill them. i guess it’s good that their innate will to die is so strong
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lanternfly corpses everywhere. like gettysburg out here
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Murano cross cab is the only Nissan convertible w/ an M name I can think of, but I would only know US market names.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bugs can be so fickle... whenever I'm taking a picture of a bug with my phone they're so patient and calm, but as soon as I reach into the backpack for the good camera they're suddenly in a big hurry
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Garland of Hours Wive Me is Friday morning crate-busting music
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what a ridiculous premise! - guy who sits down to pee anytime he’s in the same building as a woman
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why do you hate patrick Stewart?!
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my dental hygienist calls them “chiclet teeth,” and it does sound a little fun
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nature is cruel and dastardly! every defense helps
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
struck in the eye by a falling acorn! thank god for my dense and luscious eyelashes
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
superman’s girlfriend
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎯
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
carsini, that elitist snake
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spotting an October monarch is good luck in my culture.
photo of an orange and black bug with white accents, the famous monarch butterfly, resting on a plant of green leaves and little cream-colored flowers bunched along their stems
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sun came out for ONE day and no more
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
grimly funny to watch people fall all over themselves to say the books they don’t read are coincidentally the ones that machines should be allowed to make
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the big ships are sporadic, it's always nice when one coincides w/ the morning vapor
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gray today
photo of heavy lift vessel (BBC Bremen) with a blue hull, big yellow crane arms, and a white superstructure floating far away on a flat gray river, in front of grayish green hills partly covered in whitish gray fog/clouds. there’s a little white tender behind the BBC Bremen and everything looks washed in gray
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
october 1. have to find my beret and reestablish autumn personality
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m a white sox fan now btw, I went to one (1) game in August and i find it rewarding
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