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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you know that thing when you're on a multiple-years-long project and you just can't get a W?

Mr. Burns's naked, wet and awkwardly positioned upside down against a wall after slipping through Smithers' arms and being launched into the wall.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

morality scaling is an incredibly weird way to engage with media and I do not understand lol

Reddit post titled "Promising clemency to two Nazis in exchange for an end to the war but then shooting one and disfiguring the other" first comment reads: "the main reason you shouldn't do this is if news gets out they won't trust you'll keep your word next time. Respecting deals with evil people is about practicality, not moral obligation." Second comment reads: "This is the real reason. It's not about being immoral or not what they did to those nazis (to be honest, the guy that just died got off light, life in solitary would do him better), it's about whether it limits your future ability to do good."

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm pretty sure none of the people quoting this post are actually the same people this post is about lol

Debate over using y'all: users argue whether saying y'all is genuine or performative folksiness.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"The Plan? Photoshop the name 'Lake America' over Lake Ontario and post it on X to force Canada into accepting our trade deal because we are a serious country."

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I like that scene in The Departed where Gimme Shelter stops part way through and starts over again.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

dramatization of shaw working to fix the service outage in my area all day.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Every once in a while I think about this reddit comment I saw two years ago because it makes me laugh.

A Reddit post titled "Elton John reveals he is unable to watch his own musical after losing eyesight."

The top comments on this post reads "this is wild to me because when I was a kid I thought he was blind because of the glasses. then I found out he is just gay. anyway, wishing him all the best."

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

girl it's been a 24 hours go away

a hand reaching out with words "here is some attention" laid over it.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I did it. I found the perfect book.

A book with an airship on the cover titled "His Majesty's Airship: The life and tragic death of the world's largest flying machine. Author: S.C. Gwynne.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

shoutout to potatoes for existing

A pan of cooked scalloped potatoes, crispy and brown/black on the top.

A serving of cooked scalloped potatoes in a blue bowl.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I like going to work every day it's great

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Elon is like five posts away from saying he should write a song about how he doesn't diddle kids

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I feel like Milhouse with his cup-and-ball. I have a PS5 but I can't put this game down.

A handheld ring-toss water game with two joysticks.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

They're saying it loud and clear at this point.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Billy Corgan should stick to believable claims like "there's a little rat inside my brain who writes all my music"

A social media post with a picture of Billy Corgan and text below it that reads: Billy Corgan mysteriously claims the government contacted him about 'things way above my pay grade'.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

letterboxd: the only year end stats I really care about 🙏

letterboxd 2025 stats showing 95 diary entries, 16 reviews, 25 likes, 174 hours.

letterbox stats showing most watch genres. From most watched to least watched: horror, thriller, drama, sci-fi, comedy, mystery, action, adventure, fantasy, and crime.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

"hello, yes, I would like to exchange 6500 tickets for whatever the fuck that is"

A giant E.T. plush offered as a prize at an arcade. It only loosely resembles E.T. and looks kind of bad.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

you've gotta have some nerve to be looking like this and having any opinions on what people should do with their lives

A man with a very large forehead, weasily-looking eyes, a thin mouth and thick, dark-rimmed glasses.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I like finding old Photoshops on my phone because I don't remember why I made them or why their heads are like that.

Conservative Party of Canada magazine cover from summer 2021 featuring Erin O'Toole. His head is photoshopped to be very big. The title reads "Canada's Recovery Plan." The subhead reads "The Man with the Plan Erin O'Toole leader of Canada's Conservatives."

the feature articles in the magazine are:

Poor people: why are they so gross; Erin on Your Side: protecting your $60,000 salary from a wealth tax; climate change policy: why China is bad; why racism is good for the economy; 12 great recipes for your air fryer.

Heather Stephanson speaking to a group of progressive conservative party volunteers. She's wearing a boxy, light gray blazer. Her head has been Photoshop to be very small.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I stopped drinking coffee earlier this year and it's been great spending a lot less time feeling like Dennis Reynolds.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I like watching old episodes of SVU because you can see what kinds of things were shocking to these people at the time. Like this episode from 2005 where they're shocked by hate groups on the Internet.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I make this same face in meetings when I'm not the one talking.

Donald Trump with a pensive sort of expression on his face.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Jeez, you buy the fancy corned beef at The store one time and all of a sudden Facebook thinks you're rich.

A Facebook advertisement for St. Johns Ravenscourt.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Watching Saving Private Ryan with Truman the dog is interesting, to say the least.

A small Jack Russell terrier named Truman humping his frog toy while Saving Private Ryan is on TV in the background.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Leaving notes to the people who keep rifling through my car because I'm a little over it

a piece of paper with "Flip over for valuable information about BOFA" written on it.

a piece of paper with "BOFA DEEZ NUTS" written on it.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Olivia Benson explaining to the victims' family that they're in a bit of a bind with the case, but thankfully it's a two-parter episode and there's still another 60 minutes to figure out how to take this bastard down.

A tv screen showing Olivia Benson from Law and Order SVU.

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

got these at a rummage sale and they're both pretty cool so far

A boom titled: Let Us Rise: An illustrated history of the manitoba labour movement by Doug Smith.

A book called Grand Beach the Grand old Days.

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