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@chelseylynn.bsky.social
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🐱 🍑🎮 Twitch and Madrinas partner. I married a Brit, so now I’m an American lost in a land of beans on toast. @chelseyxlynn on the bad social media app

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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BIRTHDAY ARCHIPELAGO! 23 Games, 11 friends, ONE TOONTOWN?!?!?! www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
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BIRTHDAY ARCHIPELAGO!! 23 games, 11 players, also Toontown?! ~ !coffee !madrinas | Streaming retro.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah this coulda been an email tbh UK gov instead of making me shit my pants
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oops I'm doing it again www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey lmao www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
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Zelda randomizers + Speedruns + Casual Gaming. Big fan of cats and peaches🐱🍑
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watching Liam wake up from a nap, roll around and play with his hands and feet while making pterodactyl noises is one of my favorite parts of the day.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I love my son he’s so unhinged lmao He will not fall asleep to classical music or nursery rhymes. He will however fall asleep to metal, dance music and video game music. That is the kind of music I had playing during his birth though so I think I did something accidentally.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My son had his first full on giggle fit from me tickling his little tummy today and it was the best noise I’ve ever heard in my life. It made me cry 😭💕
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Passed my life in the UK Citizenship test. Full steam ahead for getting my indefinite leave and then citizenship next year 🇬🇧🎉
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pokopia and contact naps 😍
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Liam is 7 weeks old tomorrow. We’re deep in the newborn trenches with colic, sleepless nights, making food at weird times of the day and solo parenting while Dan is at work. I have so much love for this little guy though 🩵
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
So baby was scheduled to arrive tomorrow afternoon, but in one last typical move for this pregnancy, they decided to kickstart very painful labor on their own this morning at 5am. Rushed to the hospital and 5 hours later our SON is here. He’s perfect, and I’m doing great ☺️
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Not me giving birth next week and feeling like I have jumbo sized watermelon attached to me. But the cleaning lady just asked how far along I was, I told her baby was due next week and girl, the gasp she gusped. She gassed me up so hard saying how amazing I looked and I coulda cried.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Having a domestic dispute with my husband because he insists that “poor” and “paw” are homophones
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Me: “For the last 3 weeks anytime I lay on my left side I get persistent heart palpitations” Doctor: *orders a 24 hour monitor to check it out* My body since getting these little fucking nodes put on: *completely unbothered and normal, no palpitations, thriving even* 😒
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New year new me, except unironically because I’m gonna suddenly be a mom in less than 2 weeks.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
No more than 21 days until this little firecracker arrives. Nursery needs a few more things set up but it’s basically ready to rock now 😍
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
AHHHHHHH
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Can’t believe I’m gonna be a teen mom in 5 weeks 🫣
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The Madrinas Black Friday sale is ending soon! Don’t miss your last chance to get the best deals on some amazing flavors that have come out recently!! ☕️ Use code CHELS for another 20% off your total! madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
🍑LIVE🍑 Oops my hand slipped. Doing a 3 game solo Archipelago with OOT, DK64 and Banjo Tooie. www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What if I accidentally hit the “start stream” button today?
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Last month I went to Costco and got a giant jar of pickles and Dan goes “there’s no way you eat all of those” My pregnant ass said “bet” I am going to Costco this week and will be getting a new jar of pickles :)
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It’s that time of the year for Madrinas Black Friday!! Using code CHELS will get you an extra 20% on purchases (except the collectors boxes, but those should be a bit discounted in the sale) and make sure you add my name in the support a creator box 🥰 madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
31 weeks pregnant and feeling like Lanky in my DK64 rando
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If crusty dusty cobweb Kim Davis spent as much time on her own marriages as she has trying to tear apart same sex marriages maybe she wouldn’t have been divorced 3 times 🍵
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Chat what songs do I put on my baby delivery playlist? Having a c section so have about 1 hour to fill (no pushing song jokes because this bab is coming out the sunroof)
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Dan mentioned that he was horrified by someone saying that Super Mario Galaxy was their childhood game. I then had to point out the fact that Super Mario Odyssey came out in 2017 and someone that was 10 then, will now be 18 and THAT is their childhood game. He’s not happy with me.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Madrinas is popping off again. The aesthetic of this shaker is 10/10 You can preorder the box with other items! The shipping will be split so you get the rest of your order ASAP, and the box will be shipped to you when the box releases in November! madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Tell me why my baby will be doing what feels like the cha cha slide inside my uterus but the moment I tell Daniel to look/feel they get to the “FREEZE” part and conveniently forget to “clap your hands” 😒
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Went to Wales for the first time for a babymoon weekend and it was a very good time :>
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
🍑LIVE Who needs Easter when you have the biggest resurrection day happening RIGHT NOW www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
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Biggest resurrection ever tbh. Yapping then a solo AP :> !coffee !madrinas
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Heartburn in this pregnancy may actually be the death of me
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’ve never made a Madrinas order so fast in my LIFE. My biggest pregnancy craving so far has been apples so I’m dying for these!! Use code CHELS to get 20% off your order 🍏 🍎 madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
20 week scan done, baby is looking good! 19 weeks until we meet that sweet little face 🥰
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
31 years on the planet. Last year I was mourning a child I’d never meet. This year I’m celebrating this little firecracker that won’t stop wiggling around in my tummy (and I love it!). Excited to have a mini me bopping around for my next birthday 🥰 the best gift I’ll ever get
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Hi my name is Chelsey, I’m 20 weeks pregnant and I’m going to demolish this entire pizza in about 30 seconds
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Dan: *Agrees to watch TAR with me after years of me begging him to watch that, BB or Survivor with me* TAR: “Here’s a season with a cast entirely made of former BB houseguests” It’s poetic really.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Simultaneously excited and terrified that I only have 4 more months of work before I’m off for a YEAR 😵
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hello I am bumpin’
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Happy birthday to the best baby daddy/ cat daddy in the whole world 🥰🥰🥰
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“Oh fuck my crumpet” is somehow the funniest thing this man has ever said
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I’m TIRED and HUNGRY but also NAUSEOUS and WIDE AWAKE. And I have at least 20 more weeks of this smile.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This pregnancy has made me SO glad I’m pregnant in the UK and not the US. Some key points: • 12 months of mat leave, 9 of which are paid • Hospital bill to actually have my baby, C-Section and all is £0. All NHS antenatal appointments and scans also cost £0.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Dan and I have 2 very different way of eating ice cream bars… One of us is definitely a serial killer and I’m pretty sure it’s not me
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Around this time last year Dan and I found out I was pregnant for the first time, one month later we learned it was ectopic and couldn’t continue. One year later and we’re ready to finally meet our rainbow baby January 2026 🌈 👶🏻
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Something SPICY that I’ve been waiting for ages for has just dropped with Madrinas. Spiced Chai Latte Milk Tea. This is my go to order so I’m STOKED that this is finally here. Collectors box doesn’t get a discount but you can still quote my name to support me! madrinas.com?ref=pilc21wA...
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
🍑LIVE🍑 Raising money for Breakthrough T1D today!! Gonna be doing a good ol zooty. Steam keys will be given away every $100 (until we hit a $500 total) Come support a great cause! www.twitch.tv/chelseyxlynn
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Charity Stream! Raising money for Breakthrough T1D ~ Giving away a steam key for every $100 milestone !donate
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
We a bit early, but going live now!!
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Was really curious on the difference between upgraded and not upgraded performance for the Zelda games. BOTW is non-upgraded and TOTK is upgraded.
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Chels @chelseylynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Was this always an option?!?!
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