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Chelsea

@chelseadoll.bsky.social
427 followers 399 following 4.8K posts

40-something, stereotypical queer cat lady. I have come to scream about stuff I love: U2, OFMD, *NSYNC, MST3k and much more.

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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 20h
This is getting exhausting.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Soundtrack to my childhood.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is a cat cafe/dispensary in Maine and I’m both ecstatic and pissed that someone had the idea first.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going out of town for 24 hours so it’s time to pack 50 outfits!
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know your motorcycle is “cool” but why does it have to be so loud?
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sitting outside and it’s fucking loud out here. Friday night is hoppin’.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want 60-70 degree weather. Not this 100 degree bullshit we are getting this weekend and next week. I’m properly irritated about it.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s make flying more unpleasant for everyone involved. Good job! I hope they get sued.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you never want to sleep in again, get a cat then accidentally feed them once at 4:30am. Because you will now be locked in to that feeding time forever. They do not forget.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ordered a pizza because it’s my Friday. I’m nearly giddy I have 4 days off and I get paid tomorrow too!
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So proud of past me for taking tomorrow off. Good show, old girl!
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The porpoise is laughing. Goodbye goodbye. Written by Carole King and Gerry Goffin.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know you were cool but did YOU have a Morrissey pillowcase as a teenager? I sure did!
A Morrissey pillowcase that says “last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.”
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus Christ.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at this little dork.
Me at age 3 or 4
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s freakin’ October. What is this!
Fresno forecast for the week shows 100 degrees!
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to decide what I want my midlife crisis purchase to be. My friends have gotten fun cars. I’m not really a car person.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a surprise as I came into work. I had taken tomorrow off along with Monday. I knew about Monday but forgot about Friday. Surprise 4 day weekend!
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy 50th to Richard Oakes of Suede. Sweetest man.
Me and Richard Oakes from Suede
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the last 10 years
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marble fucking Madness. Oh my god. Talk about maddening. I threw my controller many times.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my biggest regrets is not seeing Mike Nesmith before he died. He was my favorite Monkee. I had the ticket to go see him a few months prior to his death and my dad entered hospice so I wasn’t able to go.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up? When I was 9, I had an Al Pacino phase. My dad got this exact poster from our local Blockbuster. It was over my bed. I kissed Al goodnight. I was a different kid.
A Godfather III movie poster with Al Pacino on it
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck you, dude.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cats have puked on my front door mat that says “Hope You Like Cats”. The irony is not lost on me.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m going to need U2 to drop those tour dates quick-smart. I need happy things to look forward to.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My back hurts. Thought exercise was supposed to help.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m biased but I’ve never seen a bad U2 gig.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gross. So so gross.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Opened the back door to take the trash out and stepped on a dead bird. These cats, man.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Adam Clayton: Tool fan.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I passed my test for another certification. Yay.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I slept 8 hours without waking up. Holy shit.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love all the hosts but Mike’s episodes tend to be my favorites.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My friend is a new empty nester and it’s hitting her hard. She’s bought two cars (Porsche and VW Beetle), picked up horseback riding. She’s firmly in her midlife crisis era and I’m loving it.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s the director behind Duran Duran’s early videos.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s black, like my soul. 🖤 widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
July 7 color is Midnight. Romantic and spiritually deep like the night sky. You shine with quiet certainty, drawing fateful encounters and opportunities with your remarkable intuitive sensitivity.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t take direction from blue hair naan bread. Sorry.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was given a free serger today. Now I gotta figure out how to use it.
A Juki serger.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh word?
Griffin: You’re fearsome and powerful.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chobani, bring back Cookies and Cream creamer, please. My children are dying.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember back when cameras weren’t allowed at concerts? My mom and I smuggled cameras in to most gigs we went to. Fool proof method? Tampon box.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you come to my house, don’t wear black and invest in a lint roller. I can vacuum and clean to death and there will still be cat hair. The war has been lost.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yay.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adam Clayton gets more handsome with age. I love his whole vibe. I’ve never giggled or blushed harder in someone’s presence.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mama needs U2 tour dates soon.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Airline miles are kind of a scam but I have enough to fly to Dublin round trip for $100.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scrubbed my kitchen floor and the one of the cats puked on it within minutes.
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This video. Maybe one of my favorites. Bono’s whole vibe here is extremely my thing. He was so gorgeous during the Zoo years. My lord.
youtu.be
U2 - Stay (Faraway, So Close!)
YouTube video by U2VEVO
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Chelsea @chelseadoll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck the iced coffee, take a 4 Loko to the job interview to let them know you mean business.
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