@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026How dare they make me behave like that during women’s history month 🥵🤤😮💨🫦🧎♀️🙇♀️ #btsliveonnetflix 021
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Asked the new teacher to advise one of the school clubs to which she responded, “I’m a creative. I can’t be boxed in.” I- 🙂 000
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025If one more person changes their childhood nickname because of adulthood, I’m going to flip a table. I don’t know Will, Bree, Cammy, and Jo. I know Bill, Nana, Mimi, and Hanna. 😤 000
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I took our tsunami advisory very seriously until I heard that everyone else was getting tsunami advisories too. And I knew we weren’t special so I was like whatever. 000
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #9 Mommy? Does my name start with a 7 or an L? 000
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Trumpers complaining about TEMU fees as if they don’t know who did it 🙄 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Girls will send you content they think you’ll like. Guys will send you content they like. 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #8 Why can’t I take my phone when I poo?…cuz I’ll get CRAMPS. 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #7 *We have regular and double stuf oreos* Which should I eat—regular or stuffed crust? 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #6 Is the “and” sign like a 4? But like a lowercase 4? 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Dumb 💩 my LITERATE 7yo asks me #5 *staring at Pepsi label* Is this Pepsi or Coca-Cola? 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #4 *writing the word ‘ yesterday ’* Do I have to write the ‘ ter ’ part? 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #3 L: How long do I microwave this (slice of pizza)? Me: maybe 20 L: 20 seconds or 20 minutes? 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Dumb 💩 my 7yo asks me #2 Can Elio (baby brother) eat this (tiny piece of styrofoam)? 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 05/03/2025As a first-time “boy mom” I am convinced that men have only survived as long as they have because of their moms. 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 07/02/2025On the one hand, can’t say I spent my young adulthood reading classics without sounding pretentious. On the other, can’t say I’ve never read any popular YA series without sounding illiterate. 🙂 010
@saitschelsea @chelseachanelle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Now I just need my kpop boys on the algorithm and we’re good to go. Hello bsky! 🦋 010
