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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I may be a genius. BLT-style sandwich with baked shiitake mushrooms instead of bacon. So good 😋😋😋😋😋

La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I feel I should probably mention that I am egregiously bad at social media. I feel nervous about interacting with strangers and find being in the public sphere likewise uncomfortable. So I'm here and a real human, just social-media inept. Please enjoy this picture of Poppet giving side-tongue.

A greyhound with her tongue poking out the side of her mouth

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Last week, after a normal day of frolicking, napping, and enjoying snacks, Spooky the greyhound suddenly collapsed. She never got up again. Official cause of death was cardiac tamponade, probably as a result of hemangiosarcoma. I miss her more than I could have imagined. 💔

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Happy 11th birthday, Spooky the Greyhound ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

A black greyhound hoeing into a cartilage dog treat

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I love my job 😂♥️🧪https://www.sciencealert.com/fish-buttholes-may-be-the-reason-we-now-have-fingers-study-finds

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Great. Had to explain OwO to someone and now they're making fun of my knitting pattern

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

obsessed with my new drink bottle sticker

A drink bottle with a holographic sticker of a rollerskating werewolf

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Spooky the Greyhound has Sunday down to a fine art

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

as someone who is well versed in dodging tourist traffic and the giant buses that dump their tourist cargo in Leura, the notion that it's "hidden" is hilarious

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

gosh the hardcover edition of Abercrombie's The Devils is quite pretty

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

happy greyhound chatters (not pictured: butt scratches)

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

walked this dog so good she couldn't even bring herself to stir when I unwrapped a block of feta

A greyhound laying on a rug like she never wants to get up again. It's a lie. She will.

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

got a cute lil bonus teabag in my order from @yarntrader.bsky.social 💕🧶🍵

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Soooooo apposite of nothing, when are Thulsa Doom bangs coming into fashion? Asking for a friend, who totally didn't have a self-inflicted hair-related mishap

James Earl Jones as villain Thulsa Doom in 1982's Conan the Barbarian. His bangs are barely longer than his hairline

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

a tiny goblin pouch for tiny goblin treasures

A small knitted pouch in the shape of an acorn

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I don't know whether to be flattered that someone thinks my byline is reputable enough to make them look good, or offended that they used such terrible writing to impersonate me This article is 100 percent fake, btw. ScienceAlert uses a capitalised headline style, and we don't have on-page teasers

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

going to make my horror book club read this mwahaha

A copy of Victorian Psycho by Virginia Feito on a bookcase

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

went into a rainforest, saw frogs and glowing fungus, picked up a leech (not pictured but it was gross)

A giant barred frog (Mixophyes iteratus) sitting on a log on a forest floor at night. The image is bathed in red light to avoid alarming the wildlife

A glowing mushroom in a dark scene, species unknown

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

today's excitement: a visiting little tiny baby jumping spider!

A tiny jumping spider on the rim of a tape dispenser. It is just a few dispenser teeth in size

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Guess which grown-ass dweeboid answered the door to the delivery man wearing bat ears

A grown-ass dweeboid wearing bat ears. It is me, I am the dweeboid.

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, 3D Painful Person

A screenshot of an Etsy listing for window decals depicting a crucified man, presumably the Christian figurehead, Jesus, in a stained glass style. The listing description reads "3D Painful Person"

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

exactly so having been stymied in her attempt to make coffee, she decided to go Have Feelings in front of the front door

A black greyhound laying on a red rug in front of an inward-opening door, in the perfect position to emit an aggrieved glare should the door attempt to open

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Rule 1 of being a greyhound: always make sure to have feelings in the most convenient way possible for the rest of the household

A black greyhound dog laying on a brown rug in front of kitchen cabinets. She is currently blocking access to the kitchen sink. Because feelings don't care about your ability to make a fresh pot of coffee.

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

normalise sneaking Easter eggs into the alt text

a ringtail possum in the shrubbery outside my office window. It had been awoken by a cat named Napoleon skulking about in the shadows. Napoleon was routed, and the possum returned to its nest. I'd call the possum Wellington, but it wasn't the one who did the routing. Taking suggestions for nicknames!

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

my book club is about to embark on Dracula, so I staged a little photoshoot with my Edward Gorey edition

A copy of the hardback edition of Dracula illustrated by Edward Gorey with a red velvet quarterbound cover. The book is upright on a black crushed velvet background, with a red candle, a white glass scent bottle painted with red bats, and a spilled wooden goblet of garnets in the foreground. A small bat skeleton hangs from the front cover of the book at the top right corner

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La Chelle Dame Sans Merci @chelleraiser.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

thoughts and prayers for Spooky, who has done an puke and now must wilt around the house like a TB patient with nothing but regrets for the food she hasn't digested