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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb

@chelicerate.bsky.social
139 followers 207 following 674 posts

Writer, hypnotist, pervert. A regular renaissance (wo)man. The bitey part of the arachnid

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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoutout to the furry in the pit
A furry in a pit
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Luxury
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Cat checkpoint, you know da drill
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Genuinely possibly the best food I've ever eaten
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Death came or whatever
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In case you're wondering how it's going on Twitter
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pretty much where I'm at with bluesky, for the record
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sometimes you just gotta eat a bunch of bugs
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I once had an ex have an absolute meltdown because I used a spoon to feed wet food from a can and placed it in a sink full of dirty dishes. Full on tears and yelling, screaming that I should have used my hands to scoop the food instead.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hell yes
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Get you a girl who can
A photo of taiwanese beef noodle soup lookin DELISH
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I can’t believe my community has such terrible taste that they think this is an acceptable thing to share. I can’t believe anybody is still generating piss yellow images and thinking anybody wants to click on it.
An ai generated thumbnail vaguely resembling family guy art of a person of nondescript gender with a blindfold that says ‘slave’ in big bold font.

There is a piss yellow filter over the entire image.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Junior
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@ellipsus.com the ‘create from template’ menu closes itself on ios without any input from the user. Tested across three browsers (Brave, Firefox, Safari). Creating a new blank doc works fine.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Anniversary whiskey sour
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Breffas
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Me Irl
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Spirit Phone kind of day
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I lowkey hate verstappen but if he pulls this off I might become a fan
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
She playing sudoku at the anamanaguchi set roast her
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Bro uma at the metal show is crazy
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I made some good ass steak Literally never cooked steak before in my life
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you’ve never seen me this is what i look like
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’ll cop to having a petty argument with her but the victim blaming here is crazy. There’s nothing I said or have done that warrants a threat. This comes right after there was a huge amount of drama because the banned Shibby for a week just for complaining about them offsite.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Real fucking happy with the /r/erotichypnosis mods right now. They definitely get to say it was just 'stupid words' when it's not them being threatened at a specific place and time. They've taken no action beyond removing the comment in which Avalie Grace was threatening me. Complete horseshit.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Da baby
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
A member of this group has proceeded to physically threaten me. I’m not even kidding. She’s also decided to harass me here on bluesky - She runs a nonprofit dedicated to ending cyberbullying. Biggest joke I’ve ever seen.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hinged behavior here.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I got this response when I reported the first image.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Top tier intellectualism over there.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Followed a guide to make this but I’m proud, had to do a lot of fiddling with the shading system because it changed completely since the guide was made. I’m happy though, I learned so much trying to recreate the guide.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Did you know?
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Nobody told me the gene stealer cults have battle DJs
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This is what I’m like
Sister Orange
ABOO
4:39 PM
picked up onigiri from kroger for a snack that shit was scrumptious
Ankh Mortport
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Scrumptious has a more dignified vibe, as a word, when written
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Love me formula 1 Love me sour beer Love me wife Simple As
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Showtime
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Nah buddy, you don’t get to reform. Hope you’re burning in hell.
Screenshot of Wikipedia stating ‘After retiring in 2003, Trahan claimed that he
"just did it for the money" and that he "didn't set out to spread hate or start trouble". He said, "At that time, there was a lot of resentment - whites toward blacks and blacks toward whites. So, everybody had their own feelings. Lots of people changed their feelings over the years. I basically changed my feelings over the years up to a point."’
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Bruh
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Y’all I love my wife and she’s a Character
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Search your camera roll for hell
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Remembering when Yall of the hypnosis collective made a new rule that collective creators shouldn’t criticize each other because I called AI slop and it hurt his feelings
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ask me how my day went and sometimes I’m like
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Bored at work, can’t be busy due to lift repairs.
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’m having a pretty good day
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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb @chelicerate.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I think I have a problem
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