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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“nearly”
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say WHAT?!?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“if”
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything is Bongo’s Dream House with this guy.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Picture of a woman about to sneeze with the alt text “picture of Stafford, Texas”
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isn’t the answer to his question “Not 100%.” Isn’t this answer the same to almost every medical (and non medica) decision ever made.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember nearly 20 years ago when Obama was raked over the coals for merely suggesting you keep your tires properly inflated for better gas mileage?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Was The Grunk there?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can’t wait until he debates back-to-back Che Guevaras!
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Then why doesn’t he ever know anything that is going on?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“The customer is always right? How about the customer is always FUCK YOU!”
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This was a super cool idea and not at all embarrassing for your news organization. Well done!
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Captain Jowlbeard really thought he was cooking with this one.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good point. “In the sky” is a bit of a stretch. I guess it depends on how you define sky. I guess my head is also “in the sky” by that definition.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our parents have the same dialect!
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maybe. Still not that far from northern RI. Maybe it’s from neither of us having a particularly strong regional accent.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Funny we’re from the same basic geographic area and I always assumed the exact opposite!
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You mean catturd2? We still haven’t seen the original catturd’s thoughts on this.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe. bsky.app/profile/demo...
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Horrific and tragic war crime. And there will be head scratching over why these same people don’t “rise up” to join us.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“I’m trying to be creative but I don’t have any ideas or skills!”
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think we can all agree that if the shoe was on the other foot McConnell would be fine with a Democrat doing the same thing. I bet he’d even encourage it!
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Once you switch from relish to sequins you’ll never go back.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is inspiring. If she can cast all of that aside to become an honest to goodness salt of the Earth country star than anyone can. God bless America.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I suggest we start with: what were you TRYING to do?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Your honor, if these accusations of murder were true, wouldn’t I ALREADY be in jail?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Halabama.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hmm. I guess if you look at it from a certain perspective it could be viewed that way.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow. That was rooooough. I’d heard you reference this episode in the past but this was even worse than I expected.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love this time of year when the ground tomatoes are at their peak.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Give me time to realize my crime
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Waving at us distracts us.”
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why are you doing this? Do you like looking stupid? Is it a humiliation thing?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The claim "gravity is not caused by tiny invisible magnets in your feet that keep you from floating away" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that gravity is caused by tiny invisible magnets in your feet that keep you from floating away.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cannot wait!!
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can we assume you’ll be on a certain podcast to discuss?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When scheduling a post it’s important to make note of AM vs. PM.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Exactly. What are they getting out of foisting this on us?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is truly one of the most pathetic and disgusting things that I have seen in a long time.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. I retroactively withdraw my support for the Carolina Hurricanes. I am now retroactively upset that they want. They have tarnished the fine legacy of the Hartford Whalers. They are dead to me now.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Claims? Nobody’s perfect but I’m inclined to believe her in this scenario.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
every hometown's got the ominous megastructure. what's yours?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pretty sure he wouldn’t even use it incorrectly.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Even with no sound this guy is intolerable.
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Where my fellow Gilbert syndrome havers at?
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chefelf @chefelf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Here now! My son got a better video of the pick off. 😂 youtu.be/gxrm6XD0u1A?...
youtu.be
Pete Crow-Armstrong Hits For The Cycle (First Time in Career)
YouTube video by chefelf
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