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@chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Living in the afterglow of the sweetest most enchanting display of love I may ever see others engage in.
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another mix for your party pleasures. Created with getting ready for the club in mind ✨ open.spotify.com/playlist/4YI...
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Let’s go clubbing!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a treat to be able to listen to awkward job interviews at the coffee store!!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smoking Joe
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Primetime!!! :0
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paducah’s bbq on the river! Home of the most horrific AI bbq images known to man!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you to my employer for gifting me the sluttiest shirt I own. Athletic quarter zip 4 lyfe
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coworkers amazed at my level of chill, not knowing it’s derived from an incredible amount of apathy about my job.
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shit guys
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing like a photo backup to remind you of the cruel passage of time!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry too?!? The wrong 80 year olds keep dying!!!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They hit the pentagon
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing quite like your barber saying he’s been having trouble sleeping recently before absolutely fuckin your shit up!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Every day we reach new levels of cunt
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s time to lose my god damn mind!!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I reach for my bidet… and she’s not there 😪
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I live on the edge! (Leg day with a tummy ache)
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Actually the greatest thrift haul of the year🤩
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Buc-ee’s has been demoted to facist. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
God I love my psych practitioner ❤️‍🔥
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tame Impala show ✅ Tame Impala fans ❌
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love Joe Keery
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Paducah we’re bringing you boom boom
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Speedballing for social security day :)
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well here’s a thirst trap I guess.
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Political affiliations of gas stations? FiveStar- Conservative Hucks- Libertarian Rhodes- Facist 7-Eleven- Anarcho Communist Casey’s-Conservative Hi road-Liberal But-ee’s - Surprisingly Socialist Kum & go- Liberal Wawa- Liberal Loves- Conservative Pilot- Facist
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Drunk on a school night?!?!?!?
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So overstimulated I can feel my toenails growing 😁
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Aaronbear Nation 😇 @bears-r-us.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The love I have for peanut butter should be studied
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Loving an ugly man is uncool”
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Putting my hat in the ring for city council of playlist city
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Paducah’s Benson Boone
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Outfit crisis-ably late
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Clocking in @ Italy
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Normalize showing your barber your nudes
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My three year old is pistol whipping a cop!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Do NOT get me started on pseudoscience!!!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Good bye Vyvanse, I never knew you
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bring back shame
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Sarebear @sarebear44.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Harbor Freight is a Mecca of sorts to me”
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Hey Siri, show me a picture of a cockatoo”
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Realized all I gotta do is copy the wife’s outfits, and boom! Swag!
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is it inappropriate for me to request a gun from my coworkers new 3D printer?
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
How did 50 cent put sex in a song?
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Home made focaccia Feta whip Grilled peaches Blueberry balsamic Baked prosciutto Baby arugula
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hot bitches cry to Katy Perry on the way to weight training
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Receiving many standing O’s at karaoke these days.
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Chef @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’ll share here too. Does anyone want this boy? He showed up the other day and I can’t have him :(((
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