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Cheeze Weazel

@cheeze-weazel.bsky.social
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Father, partner, writer, reformed chef, three octopodes in a trench coat.

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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look I'm not a big fan of UB but I gotta say a Nazgul deck with this as the commander could work. It kinda goes hard. Make it a Dale Earnhardt car looking altar, throw in a few walls for good measure and bob's your uncle.
Damocles Base, Sword of Kang
{4}{B}
Legendary Artifact — Vehicle

Flying, deathtouch

Whenever Damocles Base deals combat damage to a player, that player faces a villainous choice — They sacrifice a nontoken creature of their choice, or they lose 2 life and you draw two cards.

Crew 3
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some shmuck advocating for AI: i am reasonably confident that i could figure out a way any person on Bluesky could use a $20 OpenAI or Claude subscription to improve some aspect of their life in fifteen minutes of talking through it, if they're willing to try in good faith
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Bearded Vulture: most heavy metal birb. Dracula Parrot: second most goth birb (hard to beat crows and ravens for most goth).
Quothe the Dracula parrot: “Loneliness will sit over our roofs with brooding wings.”
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
See a birb, post a birb
This majestic metal looking mother fucker is the bearded vulture, who has some of the most acidic stomach acid in the animal kingdom. They eat mostly bones, and their gorgeous white plumage routinely gets stained red by the corpses they feast upon. Fuck yeah death metal birb you rock my socks.
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
psst mods are asleep, post your favorite big idiot magic card.
Massacre Wurm. MTG Card. Creature - Phyrexian Wurm. When Massacre Wurm enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
An image of the universe by artist Pablo Carlos Budassi. It looks eerily similar to a human eye.
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What can I say I have a type. Honestly this says A LOT about me as a player. Not just color preference, but preferred card types and strategies.
Collection of 9 magic cards to describe me as a player. Indulging Patrician, Massacre Wurm, Kardur Doomscourge, Crashing Drawbridge, Nethroi Apex of Death, Eerie Ultimatum, Syr Konrad the Grim, Underrealm Lich, Gray Merchant of Asphodel
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm not even kind of surprised.
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You inspired me.
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Man I'm glad I don't buy Secret Lair products.
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Cheeze Weazel @cheeze-weazel.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Which voices you referring to?
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