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Cheeto Voodoo

@cheetovoodo.bsky.social
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 🔥 Come for timely revelations, stay for the snark, irony and occasional profanity! 🔥 ✨💙🌈 Happy to be in your starter pack! 🌈💙✨ 🚫 NO UNSOLICITED DMs, PLEASE. 🚫

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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 9h
How, exactly, does he know that?
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 9h
Make a plan. Mark your calendar. Cast your vote!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 9h
Your Daily Diddler.
wctv.tv
Former Tallahassee youth minister sentenced for sexually abusing teen over span of years
Terrance Booker was sentenced to more than 55 years in prison.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turned out they're all IDIOTS! No surprise there!
psypost.org
Lower cognitive ability is linked to stronger Christian nationalist views, even after accounting for education
A recent study indicates that Americans with lower cognitive ability scores tend to be more likely to embrace Christian nationalism. The findings suggest the ideology’s appeal is linked to underlying ...
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to stop them in their tracks before the mid-terms and the 2028 Presidential election. Oh, and FUCK Elon and his businesses. He'll never be a Thomas Edison.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s time to shut down this foolish, wasteful and criminal Administration. Vote BLUE on November 3!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
christianpost.com
Popular TikTok missionary, Maylon Foshee, accused of sexually abusing teenage boys in Haiti
Maylon Foshee, 23, an international Creole-speaking missionary and popular TikTok content creator with more than 100,000 followers from Mansfield, Louisiana, has been charged with sexually abusing
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Infighting is funny! I suspect we're going to see a lot more of this after November 3rd.
thedailybeast.com
Furious Republican Senator’s Explicit Texts to Trump Exposed
“I would have immediately told you f*** yourself,” one message to the president read.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could it be because Melanoma is a Russian agent?
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He really is uncouth, classless trash.
themirror.com
Unhinged Trump launches f-bomb at TIME reporters as he loses it during interview
President Donald Trump slammed TIME reporters for not asking him "one f----g positive question" during an hour-long sit-down interview
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
abc7amarillo.com
Music minister at Borger church arrested on federal child pornography charge
The music minister at a church in Borger was arrested Wednesday by the FBI on a child pornography charge.Tharon Thomas Drake, 53, who is listed as First Baptist
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FAFO!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course it does!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I grew up in the Presbyterian church which affirms and supports marriage equality and will continue to do so. These pastors want their religious views to reign supreme. Fuck them and their religious bigotry!
washingtonstand.com
Virginia Pastors Encourage ‘No’ Votes on Pro-Abortion, Same-Sex Marriage Amendments
A group of pastors are imploring Virginians to vote no on proposed constitutional amendments in November's elections that would permanently enshrine abortion ac
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This little twerp knows his ass is on the line and is in a panic. Let's take him out with a BLUE WAVE on November 3rd!
axios.com
Exclusive: Mike Johnson to travel to 22 states in final midterm sprint
"I am leaving it all on the field to defend our House majority because the stakes have never been higher," Johnson told Axios.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
thedailybeast.com
Trump Heckled With Profane Accusation on Live TV
The president went from getting booed at a college football game to being hit with a vicious jab at a golf tournament the next day.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like the HIGHEST poverty numbers! In DECADES.
indy100.com
Trump raises eyebrows as he claims US has ‘best poverty numbers’
Just hours after claiming his administration has “the BEST FINANCIAL NUMBERS EVER”, US president Donald Trump told reporters outside the White House on Sunday that America also has “the best poverty n...
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💙 It's nine two five, the day to CELEBRATE DOLLY! 💙
people.com
Manhattan Borough President Declares 9/25 Dolly Parton Appreciation Day in New York City
Manhattan has declared Sept. 25, 2026 Dolly Parton Appreciation Day, honoring Dolly Parton’s music, entertainment career and literacy work.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
kron4.com
San Jose high school coach who paid students to create porn pleads guilty
(KRON) — A man who worked as a sports coach and teaching assistant at a high school in San Jose was convicted on Tuesday for paying students to take explicit images and videos, which he then …
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🟡 What's mine is mine and what's urine is urine! GOP lawmaker leaves cup of his own pee on staffers desk! 🟡
newsfromthestates.com
Oklahoma House lawmaker faces sexual harassment allegations. Committee recommends he resign.
OKLAHOMA CITY — State lawmakers recommended Thursday that a Republican colleague resign immediately and not seek reelection after substantiating allegations of repeated sexual harassment against multi...
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
neareport.com
Man Faces 44 Child Sexual Abuse Material Counts After Jonesboro Investigation - NEA Report
Gregory Curtis Daffron faces 44 felony counts after a Jonesboro investigation into videos uploaded to a Google account. His bond was set at $250,000 cash or surety.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unconstitutional. Trump kicked to the curb by the court AGAIN!
nytimes.com
Court Blocks Trump’s White House Ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico
Judge Timothy J. Kelly issued a temporary restraining order and told the White House to immediately restore the press credentials for the employees of the three news outlets.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
wcjb.com
Ocala officers charge youth pastor accused of grooming underage teen
Caleb Fischer Ray, 27, a youth pastor for Connection Church in Ocala, was accused of committing sexual acts with a child between the ages of 13 and 17.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FAFO, mom. RIP Renee. 💔
thedailybeast.com
Mom of ICE Victim Renee Nicole Good Says She Voted Trump to Protect Her Family
The very people she believed would protect her family from “terrorists” ultimately shot her daughter dead in Minneapolis in January.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
aol.com
EXCLUSIVE: Carrot Top's Second Accuser Reveals Alleged Explicit Texts — After Lawyers Demanded $7.5M to Settle Sexual Exploitation Claims - AOL
A second accuser has stepped forward in Carrot Top's ongoing legal battle, producing alleged explicit text messages, photographs, and a multimillion-dollar settlement demand as he publicly backed Bill...
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's likely to be spyware. That's the way MAGA rolls.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Paxton is doing EXACTLY what he accused Talarico of? Every accusation is a confession!
houstonchronicle.com
Exclusive: Ken Paxton donations tied to Chinese real estate investment firm
Paxton's campaign has taken in $40,000 from donors who work for companies that facilitate the foreign investments in Texas real estate, according to records.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶 Unpopular. He's super unpopular. 🎶
straitstimes.com
Trump approval falls to record low of 32% as high costs bite, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
The four-day poll showed 73 per cent of Republicans approved of Trump’s job performance, down from 82 per cent a week earlier. Read more at straitstimes.com.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s not shocking at all to me! 💩
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Red hat means duped rube. So glad they self identify!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🏳️‍🌈 Gay face for days! Alright sweeties, who's had him? 🏳️‍🌈
wpr.org
Attack ad calls GOP House candidate Michael Alfonso 'nepo baby'
An attack ad among Republicans running for a northern Wisconsin congressional seat accuses President Donald Trump-endorsed candidate Michael Alfonso of being a "nepo baby" whose  campaign is funded by...
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Grifter-in-Chief's latest scam on his MAGA minions.
themirror.com
Americans slam 'beyond parody' Trump $1 coin that costs $9.95
American consumers slammed an ad for a Trump $1 gold coin that costs nearly $10 as NewsMax ran an advertisement for the special edition currency
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Totally on-brand for Susan Collins. THIS is who she is!
wmtw.com
Maine woman says political canvasser stole Amazon package from her porch
A woman from Woolwich says a political canvasser took an Amazon package from her front porch Wednesday afternoon after leaving a flyer in support of U.S. Senator Susan Collins.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Exactly. 👇
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FAFO. The mid terms are 48 days away! Vote BLUE! 💙
washingtonpost.com
Gas prices are about to take a big jump, analysts say, with the worst still to come
The forecast of economic impacts beyond November’s midterms contrast with the Trump administration’s optimistic messaging.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a fucking crybaby. 💩🍑
abcnews.com
Trump says Kennedy Center could be 'ripped down' if he doesn't get 'recognition'
The president's comments come after a federal judge on Tuesday blocked the performing arts center's board from adding a tribute to Trump on the building or site.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
wsbtv.com
Former Atlanta youth minister engaged in ‘sexual horseplay’ with boys, prosecutors say
Jeffrey Turner Taylor, 66, faces up to 105 years in prison.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
EU looking to bring on Canada as an associate member. Fucking Trump really screwed the pooch this time!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The stupidest Presidential Administration EVER!
nytimes.com
Federal Employees Were Paid $9.5 Billion Not to Work in 2025 Under DOGE Effort
As part of the Department of Government Efficiency’s program to shrink the federal work force, paid administrative leave costs rose by 435 percent.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Those MAGA duped rubes will believe anything and anyone.
peoplefor.org
Props And Prophecy: God Told Hank Kunneman That 'Gas Prices Are Going To Go Down'
Trump cultist MAGA pastor Hank Kunneman reports that God has assured him that "the gas prices are going to go down, down, down, down, down."
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
star-telegram.com
Former North Texas church youth leader arrested on child sex abuse charges
A former youth leader of a Grapevine church was arrested last month after he was accused of sexually abusing a child in 2023, police said
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Time for Susan to come home to Maine. She won't be popular there, but she sure as fuck cant stay in DC and continue to cast unpopular votes!
newrepublic.com
Susan Collins Casts Major Anti-Abortion Vote 6 Weeks Out From Election
The Maine senator voted in favor of a Donald Trump judicial nominee who served on the board of an anti-abortion pregnancy center.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blanche: "I've got a stick up my ass! Kash: "Ive got a stick up my ass, too! Let's go get the velcro gloves and find us some sexy sheep!"
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's one sick woman, kissing one sick man!
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So many of their 10 Commandments broken by these faux Christians. Vote them OUT!
thedailybeast.com
Busted MAGA Love Cheat Star Accused of Deranged Meltdown
The Trump-endorsed MAGA firebrand clashed with a tourist during an overseas trip with his mistress, a new report alleges.
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes, it IS always Russia, Russia, Russia! Fucking traitors.
propublica.org
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When my 90-year-old father was in a memory care facility, he thought the woman who changed his diapers was his girlfriend.
themirror.com
Donald Trump labeled 'gross' as he's accused of making Natalie Harp 'new wife'
Donald Trump has been labeled "gross" as he's been accused of making Natalie Harp his "new wife". It comes after the President spent the weekend in Dublin where he attended the Irish Open
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Cheeto Voodoo @cheetovoodo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your Daily Diddler.
dailymail.com
US flew diplomat out of UK after he was found with child abuse images
The ex US serviceman, who was working at the American Embassy in Nine Elms, south London, was allegedly taken from his flat in Putney on August 25.
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