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Cheese Biscuits FTW!

@cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social
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Dad, woodworker, software engineer, game player, disc golfer, Canes fan, baker of cheese biscuits. “Don’t accept criticism from someone that you wouldn’t accept advice from.” -- someone else

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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, the underlying numbers support it. His shot percentage is 26.7%, so it's definitely not just a fluke in the statistics. (Nevermind that his career average is closer to 15%.) I won't be greedy though, I'd take 40 goals and 100 points.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are there records for "fewest games played to get each type of result"? We're for games in and... Regulation win: ✅ Regulation loss: ✅ Overtime win: ✅ Overtime loss: ✅ Shootout win: ❓ Shootout loss: ❓ #CauseChaos!
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll just mention that the season has been expanded to 84 games this year. 😉
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not defending putting your children's names on the cup, but those names didn't keep Bob Gorman's name of the cup. They only used 53 of 55 name slots. So they could have included BG if they'd wanted. Which makes the exclusion a different kind of asshattery.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy fuck turn the volume down during intermission. #CauseChaos
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get the boys some smelling salts. #CauseChaos
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, there was a point in the game where someone was holding a stick upside down and trying to play the puck with the butt end.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just know that you pretty much nailed it, but in reverse.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a shame. I'm delaying the purchase for as long as possible.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're trying to quote Shoresy, I think you got the quote backwards?
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Primeau is NOT waivers exempt (we learned that last year) and we've never played a season with just 2 goalies. Nadeau IS waivers exempt. The buyout window ended 3 months ago. KK wants to play and needs a change in scenery to make that happen, waiving him would just be dumb from an asset standpoint.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't disagree, but looking at the list it's hard to argue with who they're keeping up from an asset management perspective.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Välimäki, Joseph and Reilly on D are ineligible to play today - veterans limited to 2 exhibition games (as well as PK and KK) My *guess* is that Fransén is getting just a little bit more time around the club since he has 0 AHL/NHL experience.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm pretty sure this isn't true. I don't think you get an extra skater for exhibition games. It's more likely that 21 will take warmups and they'll sit one person for the actual game.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They do appear to be over the limit by 1.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I don't buy this list. I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut about VGK, and I don't know anyone that does. Maybe VGK shows up here because of who they have between the pipes? The rest of the team is kinda meh on an emotional reaction level.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Depends on whether you get free refills on the nuggets? Didn't they do free refills on popcorn?
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was so mad at the refs that game, nobody knew where the puck was (refs included), so the play should have been blown dead.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.imdb.com/title/tt1647...
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So confused about this... I watched "Best of the Best" last night with my wife. It's a college Bollywood dance competition movie. In one scene, Maya is wearing a Hamilton NJD jersey. If you're going to pick an ex-Canes defenseman's jersey to wear, why isn't it a Pesce jersey? #CauseChaos
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kinda makes the SCrOTUS ruling from earlier in the year more relevant, doesn't it? www.scotusblog.com/2026/02/cour...
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Court holds that U.S. Postal Service can’t be sued over intentionally misdelivered mail
A divided Supreme Court sided with the federal government on Tuesday in U.S. Postal Service v. Konan, a dispute over mishandled mail. Writing for a 5-4 majority, Justice Clarence Thomas explained tha…
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rickroll?
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's only been one goalie to clear $5M per year with the Canes, Cam Ward. I don't see them bucking that trend AND moving Nikishin AND a first.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If it's your first time, you HAVE to go in person for training.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I *just* got finished with basic training for being a Precinct Official in Wake county for both early voting and election day. It's like drinking from a fire hose!
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So you're saying there's a chance.... Best of luck 🤞
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you have to collect your luggage and get through customs to make the connection, you're screwed. I haven't made a flight across that border before...
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you seen what the Canes pay for goalies over the past two decades? Only Cam Ward has cracked $5M/year. 0.00000000000000000000001% chance that they're trading SJ for CH.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
$20/month to watch all the games is a steal compared to going to a game.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah...um, no. Not until they're closed loop cooling, solar powered and feeding excess power into the grid.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember when Fanatics did this: www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com...
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From the hockey community on Reddit: Fanatic sweater debacle update. They sent me a replacement which arrived yesterday. Amazingly it’s the same error as the first one. Go off hockey friends
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And me. Thicc Stormy as a primary is an abomination. It's like someone saw the Savannah Bananas logo and thought, sure...why not? Answer: we're the Hurricanes, not the Raleigh Ice Hogs.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I guess they're trying to save me money.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's all dynamic pricing and fomo.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And only one of those is not in the HHOF.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hope that's costume jewelry, that's some serious bling.s.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Team with the worst players: Florida Panthers Team with the worst fans: NY Rangers
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah, Dundon did this with the Canes when he took over. I'm not saying that I agree with this, but the reason given was that not many people consume the game via the radio anymore, so it wasn't contributing to revenue. Anything off-ice that wasn't contributing to revenue was fair game for being cut
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Add Ian Cole to that second list.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Maybe he just meant that he never thought he'd be buying the Blazers (and that he'd rather have been buying a different team) - who knows? Definitely different messages, maybe there's some revisionist history going on, or maybe he doesn't think that the two audiences overlap.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well, that's interesting. This interview with SC was after the cup win, so recent. He _was_ recounting what led to the purchase of the Canes and how he'd been trying to buy an NBA team... I can't square what he implied in the Blazers presser with what he said on SC. 🤷
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I think you got that twisted. He didn't want to buy a hockey team. He was trying to buy a BASKETBALL TEAM, and couldn't - that's when someone brought him the opportunity to buy the Canes. He's a basketball guy. Take a listen to Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 657. Around the 3:04:30 mark.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I loved listening to Kaiton on the radio. But I could do without his political posts that are just name-calling, in the same vein of stuff that the president does. It's not okay, and shouldn't be normalized.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My brother sent me this screenshot
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
8 goals at the North end?!? That's craziness
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh, nice
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What are you doing for knobs?
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That was the first thing I thought of...
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don't know how they're going to cram 4 * 1/4 holders into 2 preseason game slots, but they're not giving opening night to partial plan Red but not partial plan Black.
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Cheese Biscuits FTW! @cheesebiscuitsftw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I 100% expect to see: 1/2 STM = 20 regular season + 1 preseason 1/4 STM = 10 regular season + 1 preseason Opening night won't be included in either partial plan.
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