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Cheeef Keeef

@cheeef-keeef.bsky.social
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Mortgage Loan Officer, former IT guy, husband, father, doofus & progressive

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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
50 million South Carolinians can't be wrong!
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I still can't believe people look at this demented, delusional walking advertisement for adult diapers and say to themselves, "this (pointing to the douche on the right) is my guy; he's the greatest president who ever lived." The level of American stupidity knows no depths
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
go on and kiss it... goodbye na na na na. na na na na. hey hey goodbye
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
delulu du jour
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
didn't the Nazis also plunder Europe in the '40s right before history eradicated them?
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the look I get on Sundays when I'm trying to sip coffee but it's also an hour past when we normally eat breakfast the other six days a week
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mitch McConnell was hospitalized 2 weeks ago. We still don’t know why
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I did an impression of the Kristen Welker interview
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
if you ever supported this imbecile, I have zero respect for you
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Another band has announced they are withdrawing from the Freedom 250 concert. Eddie said he also hopes to perform in Washington, “in the near future at an event that doesn't have such a dark side.”
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Trump just said this yahoo (who I presume is the head of NASA) had big beautiful ears. Grandpa is a fucking dementia disaster. The 4 Artemis astronauts standing behind President Tang looked like they'd rather be at a colonoscopy appointment.
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Went to The Rawlings Conservatory in Baltimore's Druid Hill Park today after breakfast at the Paper Moon diner with the family. A nearly perfect day.
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
fuck this guy
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
yes there is... vote Democrat down ballot. stop voting for idiot felons and his gang of sycophantic morons
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
More fallout from Trump's disastrous regime. Put that in the vault
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Article II time everyone. Nobody in the Trump regime is exempt.
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
snow day +4. Hard candy shell on top of ~8 to 11 inches of powder
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
and Jake Tapper seems to be a fence riding asshole.
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
tariffs from the 1890s... might as well go back to Prohibit before the Great Depression II hits
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Lidl had very lovely little spring houseplants for sale and despite being on a very strict budget, I treated our family with one. $3.99 well spent
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
these is a typical ad I get on the Facebook and it is truly disturbing. also this week a Spanish speaking car dealership a hundred miles away from me and two scammers from Hong Kong pretending that they can recover money or crypto that was scammed from me
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
awww, their Mommy bought them matching suits for the holidays... twats
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
unbeknownst to me as we watched Fallout S2E1 last night, my lovely and talented 13yo sketched her interpretation of a shelter dweller #prouddad
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
lonely cone flower on the side of our house braving the cold and preparing for inclement weather
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
a herd? gaggle? murder? yes, a murder of cats...
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
following the trend of its morally bankrupt namesake
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
sad! thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
pardon?
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
this guy is a real dick
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
for years now I have had "Proficient in Wordle" on my resume just to see who would notice...
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
GTFO, ya weird-ass Ketamine Nazi Fuck
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I have 7 kids and have never once asked any of them to punch me in the face. Also, in roughhousing around the house, I've never taken a black eye by accident. Ball to the nuts? Sure. Never a black eye. I've also never tried ketamine in my defense.
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
but I wanted 30 dolls this Christmas, not 2 more expensive dolls, Daddy!
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I'm sure he was berated for not wearing a suit
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
3 very punchable faces
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
retro game system
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
MAGA voters thought they were voting for the pink heart, but sadly got tea bagged by Trump
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Why am I getting Hans Gruber vibes with the reports of Musk's activities at OPM and Treasury
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
where the hell am I supposed to go now to buy dash cams and 4 year old Android tablets!?! Thanks, Obama
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Cheeef Keeef @cheeef-keeef.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
so there wasn't an insurrection today? shocking
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