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@cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social
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Weird magic, radical politics, soccer, and Microsoft Excel He/him

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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
New vibe unlocked: sleazy Bond villain (complimentary)
Screen shot of an album cover for the Budos Band album The Budos Band II. Album is yellow with an image of a yellow-orange scorpion across it.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I mean look at this goober
A closeup picture of the cat’s face as it blissfully sleep on my leg.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Ok, working from home has some advantages
A white cat curled up asleep on my lap
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Picture of a card from the game Chrononauts. At the top is a banner reading “1991” and below it in larger text are the words “Soviet Union Collapses”, subheading “The Cold War ends as Russia abandons Communism”.
At the bottom are symbols indicating it is Ripplepoint D-2 and is paradoxed if Ronald Reagan is successfully assassinated in 1981.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
LEVERAGE MENTIONED
The “[blank] mentioned” meme but the characters face has been replaced with Nathan Ford from the show, and the bottle has a label that says “Leverage” in the font from the show.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🫡
A screen cap of the replied to post with the like button illuminated as having been pressed.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
This! People are making art every day and it’s awesome! You can make art too! It can be anything, just make it and have fun!
A block printed broadsheet which reads:

the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that
ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEUMS & the
RICH. ART IS NOT BUSINESS !
It does not belog to banks & fancy investors
ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT if FEEDS
you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to
EVERYBODY . It needs to be EVERYWHERE
because it is the INSIDE of the
WORLD.

ART SOOTHES PAIN !
Art wakes up sleepers !
ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPIDITY !
ART SINGS HALLELUJA !
ART IS FOR KITCHENS !
ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD!
Art is like green trees!
Art is like white clouds in blue sky !
ART IS CHEAP !
HURRAH!

Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Like seriously. Back to back on the TL
A pic of my bluesky tl. At the top is a post with a link to an NYT article about a a student activist at Columbia University activist getting arrested by ICE. At the bottom is the previously quoted post by NPR.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Many well documented cases of such a condition!
Poster for the movie Crank, where if Jason Statham’s heart rate falls below a million (idk I haven’t seen it in ages) he’ll die.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I just closed so many tabs
The “feels so good” meme of the man with his eyes closed, hands on his cheeks, expression blissful.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Potato mochi breakfast sandwich 😍
A breakfast sandwich where the buns are fried and sauced potato mochi, with double layers of breakfast sausage, egg, and cheese in between
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I definitely won’t forget about this and it definitely won’t come back to bite me in the ass 😇
A screen shot of one side of a conditional statement in power automate which is just a compose function with the text, “ADD ERROR HANDLING HERE”.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The meme where a kid, labeled “Apollo”, is throwing a dodge ball, labeled “the gift of prophecy” at their friends, labeled “random internet users just trying to be comedic”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Me, looking at how many pieces of seasame chicken are left in the container
Screenshot of Theoden and Aragorn in the Return of the King surveying the assembled Rohirim. Theoden is saying, “Less than half of what I’d hoped for.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I read this as a kid and it radicalized me exactly the right amount about how dangerous big trucks are and how we can organize the sweetest conspiracy to secretly pop their tires
The cover of the book The Pushcart War, by Jean Merrill, which shows an elderly man (the implied owner of a small pushcart behind them) being angrily accosted by a much larger man (the implied driver of a semi truck just behind the pushcart)
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Concerning tl alignment
Screens hit of a bluesky time line where the replies to skeet is just above a photo of someone letting their fluffy cat with the caption “did you know about my bunny the angel of heaven”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Be like garlic
A picture of a partially peeled head of garlic with bright green shoots sprouting from the top.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I love my friends and my gf
The image is a screenshot of a text message exchange between the OP and a person whose name is obscured. The first message from the op is a screen shot of the quoted post and the message “(name obscured, implied to be the OP’s gf) says this is Enrique Enriquez coded and says he is horror adjacent. He reads to her as someone who occurs without outside influence, and yet if he were to encounter outside influence he would still have an original thought.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This is so cool!
A natural bridge of roots stretches across a misty river in the East Khasi Hills. From the article in the quoted post.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Screencap of Elon musk tweet reading simply “Looking into it”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Today’s purchase:
A small sealing wax melting set comprised of a copper spoon with pour spout and wooden handle set atop a matching wooden and copper holder for a tea candle.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Like., this guy gets it.
Still image of the Mouth of Sauron from the return of the king. He has an oversized steel helmet shrouded in black fabric and a grotesque smile of shredded lips and yellow tombstone teeth.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’ve had this one from @pamwishbow.bsky.social for almost four years and I love it but it’s definitely seen better days
A picture of a dark blue cloth with a severed serpent wrapped around a dagger. Esoteric symbols mark the snake and leafed plants fill out the scene. The cloth is also covered in stains, candle wax, and is deeply creased.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ok so the spacer ships in Dune are supposed to be aesthetically evocative of the worms, right?
A screenshot of Dune showing a Spacer ship emerging from the darkness of space, its elongated form ending in a giant rounded rectangular opening that is disgorging a stream of tiny ships up towards a planet in the background.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This was about snes game Smash Tennis, which my gf and I just discovered for free on the switch and are now obsessed with
Cover of the 1993 snes classic Smash Tennis
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I love the internet
Screenshot of a Reddit comment which reads “My friend. And for anyone else who ever looks this up.
I have spent countless hours scraping Japanese forums and trying to collect information on these players. They indeed all have different stats and special moves.
I have a spreadsheet with all that info, DM me and
I'll share it!”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The finished product
The hash from the previous photo on a white place, topped with a sunny side up fried egg on the center, a dollop of sour cream on one side, a quarter of a sliced avocado on the other, and all topped with a sprinkling of green onion.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Breakfast hash for dinner 😎
Cast iron skillet sizzling, filled with diced fried potatoes, bell peppers, onion, jalapeño, garlic, onion, and spam
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A red cabbage sliced in half, the stalks and leaves forming a mesmerizing, almost spiraling patter, with two particularly thick white tendrils curling around towards each other
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think they’re communicating with me
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Mail in voting is the best
Panel from Watchmen where Ozymandias has just finished explaining his master plan to Dan (Nightowl). He stands in his full costume in front of an Egyptian mural and has two speech bubbles. The first says: “Do it? Dan, I’m not a republican serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance if you affecting the outcome?” The second is supposed to say “I did it 35 minutes ago,” but it has been crudely photoshopped to say “I voted 5 days ago.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
When people tell me to go vote today:
Panel from Watchmen where Ozymandias has just finished explaining his master plan to Dan (Nightowl). He stands in his full costume in front of an Egyptian mural and has two speech bubbles. The first says: “Do it? Dan, I’m not a republican serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance if you affecting the outcome?” The second is supposed to say “I did it 35 minutes ago,” but it has been crudely photoshopped to say “I voted 5 days ago.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Made some potions for a Halloween party tonight, pretty happy with how they came out. 🧪🧙
Three glass bottles. One medium higher filled with a dark blue liquid, one short and round filled with a red liquid, and one tall and narrow filled with a green liquid. The drinks inside are a blue curaçao margarita, a tropical rum punch, and a midori sour.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I just saw this and burst out into the harshest, most mirthlessly violent laugh I have ever uttered
Picture of a Google News recommended story from Rolling Stone. Image is a pic of Trump with his fist in the air and the title of the story is “Fox Host Says Maybe Trump Didn’t Realize Hitler’s Generals Were Nazis” (author is Nikki Mccann Ramirez)
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
A picture of a bag of Lays cucumber flavored potato chips
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
A T-shirt with Calvin and Hobbes the European philosophers, but depicted in the style and poses of the comic characters of the same name.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
It was uuuugh, pretty good actually. Not perfect but better than expected.
The iconic “I’m the joker, baby” meme but edited to say “I’m the joker 2, baby.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
A hand holding a small black book with glossy black font on the cover, visible only by the reflected light, which reads (in blocky capital letters), “signs are not true, but they come from where truth comes from.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
I encountered an Orb, Commander
A screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space 9, S2e2, showing Lieutenant Kira Nerys out of uniform in Bajoran monastery garb speaking with Commander Sisko. She has an excited smile on her face and is saying, “I encountered an Orb, Commander.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Image from the extremely not good movie Ricky Stanicky, which unfortunately featured one stellar performance from John Cena, seen here with a serene expression on his face wearing a long curly wig and white blouse on stage on front of a sequin backdrop saying into a mic, “so horny to be here folks, so horny to be here.”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Another opportunity to use my favorite meme:
A version of the Pirates of the Caribbean meme where Captain Barbosa is saying “you best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you’re in one” Except it’s been edited so he is wearing derpy neon purple goggles, his hat has a glowing rim, he has a blade runner looking collar on his coat, behind him is a futuristic looking city scape, and he’s saying “you best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, you’re in one”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Make sure to vote, everybody
A hand drawn yard sign that says “Gurdjieff Blavatsky 2024”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
The lid to the card game Dominion (second edition), by Donald X. Vaccarino
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
A discolored patch of pavement which someone one has spray painted with “fassion is my pashion”
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
It does and it reminds me of this every time I lol at him
Cover of the book Ring Shout by P. Djèlí Clark which is blood red with a white KKK style hood, except where the eyes should be there are open mouths, and two black hands are raised in front of it, as if in prayer. (A very good book btw)
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Has to make a “Vermont mentioned in chat” meme for a group chat
The anime girl “place mentioned” meme template but she’s holding a bottle of maple syrup and a creemee (the Vermont version of soft serve but it’s categorically better because it legally has to contain a higher percentage of butterfat than normal soft serve)
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
I meant Civ 6 the game!
Cover of the Sid Meier’s game Civilization 6, a history-spanning turn based strategy game that consistently consumes my life any time I try and play it.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Every day his suffering increases and every day I look on, uncaring.
The duolingo owl icon with seven notifications, clearly wracked by unimaginable pain and in a state of utter delirium.
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Dinotopia Enjoyer @cheeatsasandwik.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Good god what existential horrors are they showing this guy??
The duolingo icon with seven unread notifications making a face of truly twisted anguish and horrified madness, as if gazing into an endless void filled with eldritch horrors beyond compression or even, truly, perception, his mind reeling from what it feels but (mercifully) cannot ever know.
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