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Chaz Hutton

@chazhutton.com
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Professional idiot. The guy who draws instagram.com/instachaaz Shop here: instachaaz.shop

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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/09/2026
…but if you’ve come this far, I can also recommend going back and enjoying the Alt text.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/09/2026
…aaaaand this is also now a lovely A2 print if you’re looking for some fun art for your bathroom. (Sorry/not sorry for the shameless artist self-promotion!) instachaaz.shop/products/lif...
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Life in the shower - A2 Print
Each print is signed and dated by the artist. Print Size is A2: 420 × 594 mm or 42 × 59.4 cm  (16.5 × 23.4 inches), Paper: Matte Finish, Unicorn Natural, Chunky 250 gsm.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/09/2026
When you forget a towel… …again.
Our showing person here is doing that thing where they’re decided to be quick and fast and lunging across the bathroom to the towel surely won’t make too much mess… but they’re wrong. They’re oh so very wrong. The formally pristine bathroom now looks like an aquatic crime scene, it looks like Doggaland after the flood, it looks like someone showered in the middle of the room and no matter how furiously they dry themselves it’s not going to change the fact that their partner is going to walk in and go “oh my god what happened here?! …oh and here’s the towel.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/09/2026
When you’re on holiday…
In this one our hero is pouring what looks like the last bit of rise into a glass while showering, presumably getting ready to leave the lovely holiday villa and hit the local town where they’ll realise it’s full of drunken stag do’s and that while they chose a beautiful part of the island, the local town is actually a living nightmare but it’s too late now because there’s no taxis and we’re all blaming Steven because he was the one who really pushed this group of 30 somethings to go on this ill advised adventure in the first place.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/09/2026
When you accidentally remember everything again…
You know what’s worse than accidentally remembering everything again? Realising that you drew this series like five years ago and you’ve only just realised you spelt accidentally wrong.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/09/2026
Director: “Yeah so just walk straight towards the camera… uh… oh ok… uh.. yeah fuck it, that’ll do.”
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 25/09/2026
When you get shampoo in your eye even though you’re a fully grown adult…
In this image our character in the shower is doing that “aaaw, there’s something in my eye” move, which if it’s shampoo is pretty embarrassing if you’re not a child. You know what else is embarrassing though? To this day I still don’t know if ‘no tears’ is talking about not crying or your hair not ripping apart. Honestly, English is a terrible language for stuff like this.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 23/09/2026
Oh do listen
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 22/09/2026
When you come up with the perfect comeback for that argument from five years ago…
In this cartoon, our showering hero is now experiencing what the French call “L'esprit de l'escalier” - or staircase wit, in short - that excellent reply you only think of once you’ve left your friend’s apartment and are now in the staircase. In this case, the reply has come a full five years later, and if this does happen to you I can highly recommend making the call to that friends and finishing the argument they presumably forgot having with you about a week after it happened. BUT NOT YOU - You’re going to finally win that argument a full five years later. Trust me, it won’t be weird.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
When you’re seriously considering calling in sick…
Here we are leaning against the wall of the shower, trying to convince ourselves that maybe you do feel a little bit ill, and maybe yeah, actually it would be UNPROFESSIONAL to come into the office today. Yeah… to hell with Gary. Tell him you’re not coming in and he’s just gonna have to deal with it. You deserve this.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
When you do the thing you don’t admit to…
In this shower there’s someone doing the thing that obviously nobody actually does unless you do it too in which case I mean… yeah obviously we do that, unless you don’t, in which case, me neither.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
I agree re: Shower head! - less a skill issue and more an engineering one.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
When you’re acting in a film and having a shower dramatically…
In this shower, our person is showering with their face directly in the stream which is a truly wild way to have a shower, yet it is the ONLY way anyone has a shower in a film… unless of course they’ve been through something incredibly traumatic, in which case sitting in the shower fully clothed tends to be the preferred method.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
When you realise showering together wasn’t as romantic as you thought…
This time around we’ve got two people in the shower, one of whom is stuck outside of the stream of water and is now beginning to question the entire relationship - except of course it’s not a relationship because, if it were, these two people would have worked out that showering together never really works, so these two are quite obviously about 2 weeks into sleeping with each other, that point were showering together still feels like a fun idea - until the point of actually doing it.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
When you’re in someone else’s shower and you get the controls all wrong…
This image is same shower and little person again but this time there saying ‘yeee!’ And trying to fit themselves into the one section of the shower that isn’t occupied by falling water. This is the preferred method when dealing with a suddenly very hot or very cold shower, as you start to ask yourself why you agreed to stay on Dave’s couch last night because you slept terribly and your lack of sleep is clearly affecting your ability to operate what should be a fairly basic shower system.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
“Life in the Shower” - a fun little series I started a while back and just updated! When you’re in your own shower…
A very simple cartoon of someone standing in their shower, staring into the middle distance, perhaps wondering why they somehow yet again forgot to buy more shampoo, despite having been to the shops twice today for various other things. Of course, going to the shops a third time, AFTER your shower to buy shower things is entirely unhinged, so it’s going to have to wait till tomorrow, and who knows if they’ll remember any of this by then.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
Also, this unconventionally long print now comes framed, which takes a lot of effort out the ‘finding a frame for it’ task!
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The Dinner Party - FRAMED!
This one's always been a tricky one to frame, so let me sort that out for you!  The full frame size is 23cm high by 124cm long, and is a dark timber frame. If you'd like a different coloured frame, do...
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Prof. Caroline Roux @carolineroux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here is one of my favorite threads of his (make sure to check the alt text!). 🐋 bsky.app/profile/chaz...
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Bob McLeod @bobthehashtag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I started following this charming illustrator on the Hellsite™ at the beginning of the pandemic. He shared pics of some potted plants on his balcony that he thought had died but they miraculously came back to life. It was a lovely journey. He makes some very funny drawings. Please check out his shop
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/09/2026
It's so funny that Mamdani is doing *exactly* what the abundance types are calling for -- competent government in service of constituents' quality of life -- but they can't embrace him because their billionaire donors hate Muslims.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
…and if you wanted to check out the actual shop, come this way!
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
Also, if you’re Instagram based, I’d love you forever if you gave my shop shout-out post some love! (a 🥐 emoji comment is all it needs!) just to give it a boost and get a few more eyes on it! You’d be supporting both me the arts in a big way! THANK YOU!!! www.instagram.com/p/DdbalRljb3...
A screen shot of the Instagram post in question, showing a lovely little cartoon I drew of a happy croissant.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
So, you’re basically just trying to find a new Firewatch equivalent? BECAUSE SAME. Please do let me know if/when you find it!!!
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
Oh I know, how about the most linguistically difficult thing I’ve ever created? (and also my favourite artwork) That one just also happens to be on sale!
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Jigsaw Puzzle Choices - Yellow
Get yourself some inspiration to procrastinate and/or be productive!  Each artwork is 32cm x 42am, framed, and signed.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
Or how about this truly monumental illustration of 183 little people creating an infinitely complex matrix of jokes and connections that’ll keep you entertained for hours? (Really great for when guests come over and you run out of conversation, trust me!)
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All The People - A1 Print
Finally, a signed print of All The People!  This huge A1 Print has 183 individual characters all doing their own little thing. However, within this vast array of people, you'll find all manner of joke...
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
…or how about a hat that just says ‘Hat’? You KNOW you want that in your life.
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Hat Hat.
After the success of a t-shirt with the word 't-shirt' on it, How could I not do a Hat Hat? • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-pane...
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
Here’s some of the fun stuff you’ll find! A nice little croissant tote!
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Little Croissant Guy Tote
Made from lightweight yet durable fabric, this versatile tote bag is perfect for everyday use—whether you're heading to the shops, carrying books. • 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 140 g/m² • One size: 1...
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
Ok! SHOP UPDATE ALERT! I’ve finally updated everything, tidied it all up, put new stuff on the shelves and generally made it all nice and ready for your perusal! Jump on in and check it out, and/or give this little shout-out a boost! THAAAAANKS! 🥐 instachaaz.shop
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Instachaaz Shop
Online store for Prints, Artworks, Custom Portraits, Maps and Comics.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 16/09/2026
I’m sure you’ve played it, but Firewatch is wonderful and has every bonus there except ‘sea’.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 14/09/2026
My favourite bit in a movie is when Shae Whigham randomly pops up and you go “Ooh! Shae Whigham!”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 09/09/2026
I do miss that time where I had like 20 friends blogs loaded into Google Reader (rip) and would peruse it daily and catch up on everyone’s little adventures. I also miss having the attention span needed to consume it all. 😅
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 08/09/2026
I feel like it was when social media existed, but wasn’t yet on your phone…
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 08/09/2026
That horrible moment weeks after you got your dog a toy that it absolutely loves, only to suddenly hear it squeak.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 03/09/2026
In a classic case of “some things are actually getting better” I’ve recently been receiving the ‘so and so has replied to your email with a thumbs up emoji’ and THANK FUCK for that feature. Whoever implemented that has saved so many awkward “great, thanks!” Useless emails. Fucking great stuff.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 27/08/2026
Farewell to the Queen of dots. 💛
A drawing of Yayoi Kusama standing next to her pumpkin sculpture on Naoshima Island.
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 23/08/2026
This interview with Melanie Buggey, who just swam across the Georgia Strait besting a 60-year world record, has me in absolute stitches. What an icon lolll www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 24/08/2026
Really love the caption work here because it looks like they’re translating what the horses are saying.
Descriptive caption showing the words:
-[horse neighs]
-[indistinct chatter]
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/08/2026
Ooh, 2009! Just made the cut.
Album cover of Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle by Bill Callahan.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 21/08/2026
cartoon panel by Harry Bliss and Steve Martin, published in The New Yorker
two people looking at an abstract painting, one says 'my kid could do that' the one speaking is holding the hand of a child who looks like a smoking jackson pollock.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/08/2026
I’d actually be really happy never having a new Bond film if it means not having a “This Guy Totally Might Be The New Bond” article with a new actor every fucking week.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 15/08/2026
She’s too fast for a boop! Boop means a lick opportunity. 😂
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 15/08/2026
Genuinely a shock reminding myself that our dog can’t speak, despite us having had multiple in-depth conversations together.
Picture of Ziggy, the dog in question, mid convo, asking me if we’re stopping for a treat or another photo.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today's eclipse! Once totality begins you'll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again. jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse...
A map showing the path of the 2026 total eclipse over Iceland and Spain, with markers showing webcams and a countdown until the eclipse begins, and it hitting the first webcam.
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 12/08/2026
A little eclipse cartoon for today… I do find it funny that a sun wearing sunglasses makes no sense, but an anthropomorphic sun just doesn’t look right without them.
To I’ve drawn a cartoon here of a moon and a sun, they have little arms and legs and a little face each and the sun is wearting sunglasses, which obviously makes no sense whatsoever. 

The Moon on the left and is looking a bit despondent, while the sun on the right has hands on it’s hips (if a sun had hips, or arms for that matter) and it’s saying ‘No’ to the moon.

In the next panel, the moon is now gingerly staggering towards the sun, who now has its arms outstretched and is more firmly telling the Moon ‘Nooo’

And then in the last panel the Moon is now finally happily, standing right in front of the Sun, while the Sun, who has now completely given up is saying (from behind the Moon) - ‘Urgh, Fine’
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 12/08/2026
Ok! Almost everything on the shop is HALF PRICE for today only! Jump on in and get yourself a bargain! Use this link, of just put WOOHOO in at Checkout: instachaaz.shop/discount/WOO...
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Instachaaz Shop
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 10/08/2026
Here's a little animation I made way back when! (Really need to dust it off and tidy it up a bit one of these days)
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The Magic Can of Spaghetti
YouTube video by Chaz Hutton
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 08/08/2026
No but for real, if it’s one of those punctures that you get from hitting a hard ledge and the rim ends up making two little holes in the tube? We do actually call that a ‘snake bite’ 😂
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 04/08/2026
Me in my 20’s: “I don’t really get Talking Heads…” Me 15 years later after 3 passports and a couple of visas, in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife… “Oooh Fuck Yeah, I Love This”
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