The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 23/08/2025You can't just suspend human rights because they are inconvenient, that's why they are rights. Ffs, stop being a twat. 040
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Anti-genocide protesters Sarge, thousands of them. #starmer 88513
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Dear #BBC You might want to ask why the CMA would allow house builders to not share "how much they ripped off of buyers" and why, on payment of a small fee they can get away with illegality. But then, you'd be doing your job... 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Where they worried they'd accept the money? I'm always fighting off people giving me wads of cash, the pestering bastards! 010
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Dear BBC, 2 references to Reform and one for Tory. Nice to see you being 'balanced'. Ps Reform finished 3rd. #bbcnews 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Nigel wonders if his bum looks too big. #reformuk 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Dear BBC News I know the Orange Balloon is responsible for a lot but hurricanes? #bbcnews 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 18/05/2025@bbcnews journalism reaches a new low. Was this written by the work experience guy? 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025This is how my afternoon ended. I'll take it for the win. 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 30/03/2025That is neither your decision or perogative you conceited arse. As for forgiving you for misery you caused, I don't. Protect children, close the churches. 120
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Here at Don's Dodgy Motors we believe that selling a Tesla is like making love to beautiful woman. #DonaldTrump 020
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I assume I’m just out of touch on bits of pop culture? 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Dear @bbc I didn't realise the Bond franchise was run by the Worcestershire Broccoli's, I thought it was some upstart Yanks. Thank you for the correction. Yours Blofeld 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Google, show me a bell end. Ok Chatty, I can do that. #leanderthal 000
The Chatty Chimp @chattychimp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Discussing the carpet fitting with a writer friend and I used the phrase 'carpeteer', he looked askance. Surely this an acceptable usage? 000
