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@chatsubo.cafe
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Mod @ lobste.rs RPG, SFF, and Mystery enthusiast Enjoyer of many cinnamon lattes. I write too much Rust and Erlang to the sadness of my coworkers. Really into Battletech Currently reading: The JRPG Book Currently reading: Katalepsis

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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 03/10/2026
While not a tiger I think bluesky is trying to tell me something.
I'm feeling lazy tonight, no caption for this shit.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 28/09/2026
Looking at myself in my camera as I panic over turbulence.
Bertrand Russell, pipe fallen out of his hand, as he grips Carl Sagan by the hair, one hand yanking open his jaw. As Russell should "How many teeth do you have! How many!"
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 28/09/2026
This is my emotional support double of scotch. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Scotch
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 27/09/2026
Eyep, time to answer for your crimes.
Up close of a rabbits mouth
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 27/09/2026
Nothing like the TL reconstructing a post perfectly.
Shot and chaser
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 27/09/2026
Spent a good deal of time thinking over the games that shaped me over the years. Lots of varied types of RPGs, both JRPG, CRPG, and top down ARPG.
My 9 Games
1. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
2. Final Fantasy VII
3. Chrono Trigger
4. Golden Sun
5. Disco Elysium: The Final Cut
6. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
7. Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
8. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
9. Hyper Light Drifter

Link at:
https://my9games.com/en/s/b34c5442504d4bb0
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 26/09/2026
Well Americans do eat ass.
A sign for a bbq eatery, there's an anthropomorphic cow in a cowboy hat with a round, phat ass.

The eatery is called phat-ass Brisket.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 23/09/2026
Walking around Port Orchard after taking my dad for lunch. Ended up finding a mint copy of the Hyper Light Drifter OST vinyl set while checking out a record shop. Now that's a very nice $90 spent.
The 4 vinyl set of the Hyper Light Drifter OST by Disasterpiece.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 22/09/2026
Gotta admit, this fella might've had some ideas.
A poster near the Gum Wall.

White background, with a man in faded red and black on it, wearing sunglasses and a suit.

It's captioned "Jim Jones Was Right"
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 22/09/2026
Went to Ghost Alley Espresso right after the Gum Wall. Got a delicious cortado with apple syrup, some more beans to bring home and a neat shirt.
My schlubby face posing in front of Ghost Alley Espresso.

The sun is bright as fuck which is why I'm squinting.A delicious cortado from ghost alley espresso, made from their three bean dark roast blend, with some apple syrup in it for sweetener.A shirt from Ghost Alley Espresso.

With a ghostly pig staring at me, a spilled espresso cup at his hooves.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 22/09/2026
Got to see and add to the Gum Wall. Both an incredibly cool piece of street art, and incredibly gross to touch.
My schlubby face in front of part of the Pike Place Market Gum Wall.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 21/09/2026
Why'd they make Einstein look like he's about to give the sloppiest toppy?
The most horrifying vinyl figurine of Albert Einstein ever.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 21/09/2026
Had to stop at a produce market so I decided to peruse the hard cider. Boy howdy these are strong, and the giraffe is darn cute too. Wish I had more 10% ciders near me in NY.
A red can of cider with a black tree in the foreground, The Bad Apple by 2 Town Ciderhouse.A can of excelsior imperial apple cider, a blue space background with a white rocketship, some stars, a red planet with a gold ring, and a giraffe with a space suit helmet on.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 20/09/2026
Accurate reaction.
Pat looking shocked at a baby getting christened like a ship.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 19/09/2026
I see the cheese posting caucus is alive and well. Salute to my fellow cheese heads.
Two posts about cheese, I'm flying and feeling lazy
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 19/09/2026
Professor Xavier using telepathy and seemingly in pain
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 14/09/2026
Two panel comic strip of Mimi stepping on her cat's tail.

Panel 1: She steps on the cat's tail, it meows loudly in pain.

Panel 2: Cradling the cat in her arms, its flopped backwards, tears exploding from her eyes. She's dialing 911 and being asked what her emergency is. She replies "Amberlance to hospital!"
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 14/09/2026
So I guess we're doing Sora in Fortnite now huh.
Two posts about Sora from KH in Fortnite side by side.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 10/09/2026
White text on a black background.

It says:
Dawn of The Final Day
- 24 Hours Remain -
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 10/09/2026
It's so dense I already want to be in a food coma (the sandwich before this doesn't help).
A bowl of macaroni and cheese with diced chicken strips and fries mixed in.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 09/09/2026
Our Zeitgeist.
Two posts one after the other, both referencing the Bombchu bowling alley girl from Ocarina of Time.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 08/09/2026
Revolver with a flag coming out the barrel saying BANG!
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 07/09/2026
Ah the For You feed never misses with perfectly lined up posts.
A post of a comic made from a Tumblr post about Dollgirls, Robotgirls and Plushgirls.

Above a post about the president playing with dolls again.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 05/09/2026
Simple breakfast while I work through Ocarina of Time. Cinnamon coffee, two slices of Honeycrisp Apple oat bread toasted, one slice with granola butter. Simple and yet decadent.
My breakfast.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 04/09/2026
Ah thank you TL.
Bunny yuri
And bunny humping together
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 31/08/2026
Heh and I gave honest answers even. Should I be worried?
Graphy showing which Final Fantasy character I'm like the most.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 30/08/2026
Oh hey I see we had similar ideas lol.
Screenshot showing our two posts one after another, both happening to be talking about the same exact podcast clip.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 26/08/2026
Headshot of Tim Curry with text from Morrowind superimposed in the foreground.

The text reads:
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 26/08/2026
A classic TinTin strip in the style of Disco Elysium starring Kim and Harry.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 23/08/2026
Appview be glitching lmaooo
Screenshot of post with replies missing from the UI.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 23/08/2026
Gee I wonder if Cedar likes this post lol?
cedar longpenis repeatedly liking my reply.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Why flirt, when there's life alert.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 21/08/2026
X-Men title generator

An image of the X-Men bursting out of the background.

In the foreground a title that says:

"Damn
0.1 + 0.2 doesn't equal 0.3"
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 20/08/2026
Two bluesky posts.

The top: an image titled "Why is my vluesky timeline all Petra Parker fanart? Asks man who is about to realize why."

The bottom: Petra Parker fanart.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 17/07/2026
Is that good?
AQI of 224 for my area, very unhealthy for my lungs and heart
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 17/07/2026
Very cool weather today. I'm gonna go back to napping right next to my air purifier. 😑
Air purity for my area rn.
166 AQI, which is very unhealthy.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 07/07/2026
Finally finished Kingdom Hearts 3 after picking it back up again from June '24. Simply splendid, the child in me is crying at this chapter of his favorite series coming to a close. I do look forward to the payoffs from the mobile games that'll happen in Kingdom Hearts 4. Overall a 9/10 game. 🙂
Kingdom Hearts 3 ending screen.

Little crowns flow down the left side of the screen.

The words "The End" are in the bottom left under the flowing crowns.

On the right side of the screen sits the protagonist Sora, jauntily sitting on a throne while wearing a small ceremonial crown.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 06/07/2026
Look just imagine it says July
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 03/07/2026
Partner bought me some specialty chocolate for me for our anniversary. Generally not a fan of chocolate but I devoured this thing within minutes with my second latte. Oat milk chocolate with oats and cinnamon spiced apples, absolutely delicious.
Micro-batch apple crumble oat milk chocolate bar from Crow & Moss.

Sweetened with honey, spiked with cinnamon spiced apple and topped with oats.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 29/06/2026
Jerry but with a dark souls 3 boss health bar
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 28/06/2026
I have to wonder who looked at pizza and thought, but what if soup?
A white plastic pouch with a picture of pepperoni pizza slice on it containing pizza soup.

The words Proper Good Pizza Soup are above and below the picture.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 26/06/2026
Cow cats. Truly the best breed of cat.
Little Girl, my heart spotted cow cat
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 21/06/2026
Well this is a distinct leaf in my latte this time! And it's a nice latte as well, I'll need it for today.
A blobby if distinct leaf in my latte art
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 15/06/2026
Not overwhelmingly shocked by this.
A chart showing which Evangelion character(s) I'm most like psychologically.


At 70% it's tied between Rei and Kaworu.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 12/06/2026
🙃 utterly gross.
The weather, it's gross.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 12/06/2026
Another fumble at a rosetta in my latte, but we're getting closer.
Another fumble at a nice Rosetta, but we're getting closer
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 02/06/2026
Rosetta is still a bit blobby but getting more consistent. Realized that for a diner style mug, a ratio of 3oz of espresso to 5oz of steamed milk is roughly what I want. Next I'll poke at my pouring technique more to see if that's the last variable to fix or if my ratio still needs refinement.
Somewhat blobby rosetta drawn in my morning cinnamon latte.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 01/06/2026
Ever so slowly getting better at drawing rosettas in my latte. Least you can tell what it's supposed to be this time.
Cinnamon, vanilla latte with a blobby rosetta drawn on it.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 13/05/2026
Rowan says yes, Uni is an owl.
My gray tuxedo cat Rowan, perched in a blanket on top of his desk, looking owlish.
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🎃A matryoshka of successively older pumpkins🎃 @chatsubo.cafe · 12/05/2026
Noice. I have joined the chosen. And given the news I got earlier I'm going to stop working early and play with my new Steam Controller.
A Steam Controller 2 laying on my couch
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