<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bebe goes off running where we don't want bebe running. Wife shouts: 'no running' Bebe: 'It's not running. It's galloping' Fair. Bebe was kinda galloping 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New drinking game proposal: at any conference, whenever a speaker at a talk mentions 'AI', everyone takes a sip. Guaranteed there will be no survivors after the first day 010
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The weather went to shit quickly - I'm wearing layers of cashmere and wool today and I'm still cold 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My left contact lens got stuck deep in the corner of the eye and I spent 4 hours in the ER so that a good doctor could extract it. How was your afternoon? 010
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It is remarkable how much misery around the world literally a handful of old miserable men past their expiration date can cause 010
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Asking someone who is more than two decades into their career whether they like what they do is like asking someone who swam three miles off shore whether they like swimming. It's either 'I love it' or 'does it look like I have a choice, mf?' 010
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Progressive Democrats are showing up to the polls in the US... a couple years late tho 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I'm at the age where I either exercise or buy a new larger suit every 6 to 8 months... not great 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 26/07/2026For Toronto and Mississauga cyclists, check out the Jim Tovey Lakeview Conservation Area. It's new and pretty cool: 110
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Bebe enjoys Chet Baker. I feel like I'm doing something right 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Decaf coffee pods should come with bright warning labels. That should go for all packaging of decaf coffee, come to think of it. Bright highlighter orange, use at your own risk, do not drive or perform any tasks after consuming warnings 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bebe wants to watch TV. Wife says to bebe, to distract bebe, in reference to bebe's doll: 'don't you think your baby is hungry?' Bebe runs to doll, grabs doll's face and asks 'are you hungry, baby... nooo!!!' Runs back to TV. Omg. Same energy as: youtu.be/8wKK2pUySxk?...youtu.beI don’t think you can smoke in here | The SopranosYouTube video by Movie Vice 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Moved one of bebe's stuffed toys and now this thing won't stop talking. Trying to go to sleep but it's like I awakened a demon 010
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Took bebe to the AGO. A meltdown in the impressionism exhibit (fair: how many pixilated pics of street life can one take, amirite?). Favourite part: the ginger molasses cookie we got at the snacks counter. 030
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Bebe: dad, I'm wearing a mask Me: no, you're not Bebe: yes I am Me: what kind of mask is it? Bebe: a baby mask Me: what's underneath? Bebe: nothing Me: am i wearing a mask? Bebe: yes. a grown-up mask Me: that's quite profound... 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Spouse woke up in the middle of the night, opened the bedroom door and thought our place was on fire 100
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So what exactly are you supposed to do when a resident in your building is watching porn on his phone in the elevator, without even trying to hide it? 210
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I don't know if it's the hot weather or my age or both, but I'm finding myself checking out Tilley hats. Is this normal for dudes in their 50s, and should I just not go down this path 200
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A mass shooting with two dead at a street festival in Toronto. If anyone is still pondering, Toronto has become an unlivable shithole 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Bebe announced last night that since she's starting new school in September she's getting new parents too. Cold, but fair perhaps 110
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Bebe, who is three, likes to order for herself in restaurants. It's always sparkling water and burger and fries with ketchup, but still 110
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The orange creature should decide the winner of FIFA matches 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Is added time in world cup basically whatever the ref feels like? 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 06/07/2026For cyclists out there: a slight headwind is still a headwind 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Bucket hat: you either look cool or like a complete weirdo in it. There's no in-between. Choose wisely. 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Apparently my idea of relaxation is biking for 3.5 hours in thirty plus degree heat 000
<> @chatbotte.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Observed in Turrono: a middle aged man cosplaying a west coast turn of the century rapper by cruising around in a convertible Eldorado with the top down, blasting 'still d.r.e.' at one point he parked and got out of the car to take photos of the car. just him, the Eldorado, and dre. 000
