It’s Monday. There are 22 days until Election Day. Trump’s goons go after Rep. Omar, Elon’s creepy ass tries to buy the midterms and America no longer leads the free world.

Cheese is rich in saturated fat. So why doesn't it behave the way we've been told it should? Plus, 5 reasons cheese is pretty freaking amazing.

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F**k joy; this election is about punishing Trump and his dirtbags

Some truths about being alive are difficult because there is no way around them.

According to the president, reporting on his small crowd sizes at campaign events ahead of this year’s midterm elections is a criminal act.

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