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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 29/09/2026
"We hope women know we take their safety seriously. It's a top priority, just below protecting the reputation of ourselves and our male students." chaser.com.au/general-news...
Cornell to take rape allegations more seriously: introduces 'naughty corner' punishment - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 29/09/2026
"As I said to the help while they cleaned my mansion, we all need to be ready to make sacrifices,” said the RBA boss. chaser.com.au/general-news...
RBA tells working class people to stop wasting money on ‘luxuries’ like food, shelter and transport - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 26/09/2026
A performance footy commentators will talk about for years, Kylie carried the team on her back. chaser.com.au/sport/kylie-...
Kylie wins Men's Grand Final - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/09/2026
The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the human feeling almost too well. chaser.com.au/general-news...
ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with myGov - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 23/09/2026
they will be hearing from our lawyers
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 23/09/2026
"It's not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me." chaser.com.au/general-news...
A photoshopped image of a sad Anthony Albanese in bed scrolling pictures of Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump.

Chaser satirical headline: "Albanese wishes Trump would look at him the way he looks at Mamdani"
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22/09/2026
"I hope you can all forgive me" said Sheeran in a very natural and off the cuff statement. chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
“Catastrophic and unjustifiable”: Ed Sheeran finally apologises for last album
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22/09/2026
Many are shocked that Ed Sheeran took such a strong stance on making himself the victim, instead of seeing both sides of the issue. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Photos of Ed Sheeran crying on stage.

Satirical Headline - Defiant: Sheeran to continue trying to make himself the victim no matter what people say
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19/09/2026
"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country." chaser.com.au/sport/nation...
Images of Freemantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions.

Nation's cardiologists thankful prelims are over - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 17/09/2026
Pre-Order the book now and receive a signed copy of the book which was written by one of the writers of the original Chaser Newspaper! chasershop.com/products/the...
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The Final Edition
PREORDER NOW to receive a signed first edition! From an original member of The Chaser newspaper (and published by the team behind The Chaser Annual) comes The Final Edition – a satirical newspaper-sty...
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 17/09/2026
Announcing our new book 'The Final Edition'. A book full of satirical stories that manage to always be relevant. To celebrate, we are doing a book launch in Sydney! Host Craig Reucassel will be joined by author Arion McNicoll and special surprise guests! www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
The Chaser presents The Final Edition Book Launch. 9th October, 2026. 6pm-8pm. Gleebooks, Glebe
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 17/09/2026
He dedicates two hours every day to finding posts from fans of women's sport so he can leave condescending replies chaser.com.au/general-news...
Guy who "doesn't care about women's sport" weirdly unable to just shut the fuck up about it - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 16/09/2026
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 16/09/2026
Pauline Hanson has written a helpful guide on who to direct anger at so you can keep being as angry as she needs until the next election: preview.mailerlite.io/emails/webvi...
Pauline's Guide for Who to Hate - The Chaser Weakly
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 15/09/2026
“I am sorry for any hurt my comments have caused to the News Corp community who were forced to endure criticising me." chaser.com.au/national/pau...
Pauline promises to return to level of racism the media loves. - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 15/09/2026
Sheeran hopes the updated song will help people not ‘pick sides’ on things like love, friendship and genocide. chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
Images of Ed Sheeran and Macklemore.

Chaser satirical headline: Ed Sheeran releases new song "Thinking Out Silent"
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/09/2026
Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...
Albo purchases new iPhone after hearing it also folds under pressure - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/09/2026
Trump took things a step further by declaring that the song 'You're The Voice' now belongs to the Jonas Brothers. chaser.com.au/world/trump-...
Trump signs executive order renaming the MCG to 'American Football Ground' - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, The Chaser Newspaper's 46th edition was made and it was a special one.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 10/09/2026
"No one saw me save the day on 9/11 because I was moving too fast" chaser.com.au/world/trump-...
Trump claims a third plane was going for Trump Tower but he punched it away - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 10/09/2026
"Before you eat the cupcakes, let’s all smile for a social media pic.” chaser.com.au/general-news...
Boss demands employees work late to make up for time spent eating 'R U OK?' cupcakes - The Chaser
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 09/09/2026
"Fuck me, is it that time of year already?" chaser.com.au/general-news...
Local man considers chucking a sickie to avoid 'R U OK?' Day
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 07/09/2026
Labor declared that climate summits are not the time to talk about climate change, so we answered the question: when is it an appropriate time to talk about climate action? preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...
Image of Anthony Albanese in his custom RioTinto branded shirt, but photoshopped so a hand is coming up to his mouth to imply he is telling people to 'shh'.

Chaser satirical headline: When you can talk about climate change
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 03/09/2026
The Coalition have also accused teachers of trying to make children respect everyone and see women as human beings. chaser.com.au/national/tay...
Taylor accuses consent education of pushing of an ‘anti-rape’ agenda
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 01/09/2026
"Silly me, how could I not realise that the victims here are men living in fear of women talking about genuine fears" chaser.com.au/general-news...
Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to man shouting “Not All Men” every time she talks
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 28/08/2026
For more exclusive opinion pieces and the ability to stay up-to-date with our articles, sign up to our free newsletter The Chaser Weakly. chaser.com.au/weakly
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 28/08/2026
OPINION: Opposition Leader Angus Taylor explains why his plan to get rid of safety requirements for houses can be good for supply and demand. preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...
Chaser Satirical Headline: 
In order to fix the housing crisis, we need to let houses kill people - By Angus Taylor
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 27/08/2026
"What if I'm cursed?" chaser.com.au/general-news...
Woman awake in bed next to an image of Dolly Parton and an image of Tim Curry.

Chaser satirical headline: Aussie afraid to go to sleep in case it means another icon dies
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 26/08/2026
International icon in every sense of the word, Dolly Parton has tragically passed away at age 80. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Image of Dolly Parton next to an image of a woman sad at a desk.

Chaser satirical headline: Local woman somehow expected to work her ‘9 to 5’ today
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 21/08/2026
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Report: Nation's women fucking exhausted
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 20/08/2026
"We hope restricting extra slices will make our position on Israel killing our aid workers clear," said a concerned Senator Wong chaser.com.au/national/won...
Chaser Satirical headline: Wong declares Israeli ambassador will no longer be given cake to take home after meetings
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 18/08/2026
“Our thoughts are with the footy ladder at this time" said one presenter chaser.com.au/general-news...
Chaser satirical headline: ‘The real victims of alleged sexual assaults are the footy finals’ declares media
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 17/08/2026
"I'm in control of it," he yelled at voters after snorting a line of caviar provided by the gambling lobby chaser.com.au/national/pm-...
PM denies gambling donation addiction affects his judgment, “I can quit any time”
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 14/08/2026
He has demanded that everyone stop talking about this major crisis until people give him a gold star for not being an abuser. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Self-proclaimed ‘good man’ weirdly mad whenever women say we need to combat domestic violence
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 12/08/2026
“They’re just a fun, stylish accessory to wear to the park” he said in defence of the glasses. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Image of a man in meta glasses watching kids play.

Satirical headline: “There’s no need to restrict camera glasses,” says local pedophile
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/08/2026
"Census took an interest in me, instead of just rambling about their bets." chaser.com.au/general-news...
Chaser satirical headline: Single woman wishes men knew how to ask questions the way the Census does
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/08/2026
"The ABC ombudsman is too focused on the public interest instead of the billionaire interest," said Hugh Marks chaser.com.au/general-news...
Photoshopped image of Hugh Marks texting.

Chaser satirical headline: ABC ombudsman replaced by a text chat with Rinehart and Murdoch
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 05/08/2026
“Those who choose to not sit inside will be subject to an additional leg room fee.” chaser.com.au/business/jet...
Photoshopped image of a man holding on to the wing of a Jetstar plane.

Chaser satirical headline: Jetstar introduces ‘sitting inside the plane’ fee
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 04/08/2026
“We must protect political debate by stopping any protesters and media who present things that make us look bad.” chaser.com.au/national/pol...
Image of the One Nation Victoria launch. 

Chaser satirical headline:
“Political debate is under attack” says party who bans any outlet that asks tough questions
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 29/07/2026
Reports suggest the area has seen a sudden spike in knifing related incidents. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Chaser satirical headline: Victoria to introduce machete bins outside Parliament to prevent further backstabbings
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/07/2026
“The Matrix is out to get me and force me to cover up my ankles" claimed Andrew Tate. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Image of Andrew Tate being arrested in a tight purple shirt, skin tight chinos and sockless shoes, next to a photoshopped image of Andrew Tate in a prison jumpsuit.

Chaser satirical headline: “The Matrix is trying to force me to wear clothes that fit” yells Andrew Tate
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 23/07/2026
“I am happy to stand here Jacinta and wait until you do the right thing," said the union. chaser.com.au/general-news...
Striking teachers tell Victorian Government, “it’s your own time you’re wasting”
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22/07/2026
"There's always that one thing you forget when you go shopping," said Rinehart. chaser.com.au/national/gin...
Images of Gina Rinehart, Barnaby Joyce, Pauline Hanson and Malcolm Roberts.

Chaser satirical headline: Gina realises she forgot to buy any ‘not totally fucking deranged’ candidates
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 21/07/2026
"He is clearly dangerous and needs to either be deported or put down humanely." chaser.com.au/general-news...
Johnny Depp’s dogs call for Barnaby Joyce to be euthanised
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 14/07/2026
We continue the decades long loop of having the media and politicians acknowledge the widespread issue before falling short of fucking doing anything about it. chaser.com.au/general-news...
A fire-warning style scale that says 'Completely ignore', 'Acknowledge need for conversations', 'Conversations + Government action', 'Early signs of change', 'reassess + tweak approaches', 'widespread change' with an arrow pointing at 'Acknowledge need for conversations'

Chaser headline: Nation somehow still fucking at ‘we need to start a conversation’ stage of combatting gendered violence
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 08/07/2026
The NRL denied the call had any influence on their decision to launch a review, before awarding Trump the Wally Lewis Medal. chaser.com.au/sport/trump-...
Trump calls NRL demanding NSW win be overturned
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 08/07/2026
We're seeing a head-to-head race heating up between the joke candidate and Count Binface. chaser.com.au/world/aussie...
Aussie who can’t name his local mp, heavily invested in wanting Binface to beat Farage
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 07/07/2026
"When I present the trophy, it should be at the happiest place on earth" said President Trump chaser.com.au/sport/fifa-m...
Chaser satirical headline: FIFA moves World Cup final to Epstein Island following call from Trump
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 07/07/2026
“When Belgium becomes the 51st state, it gets us back in the World Cup,” said Trump chaser.com.au/general-news...
Trump launches full scale invasion of Belgium
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 03/07/2026
Chaser satirical headline: Penalty shootout paused after Egyptian player takes a dive
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