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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

53-58. those orange cunts don't even have to fucking TRY ANYMORE

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

53-57. bad team. no hope. another 20 billion humpy and jimothy nights unto ye

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

8-10. DON'T LET THE FLAME OF COMPETENT OFFENSE DIE OUT

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

7-9. by all rights we should have scored double digits

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

5-9. whew that was a totally stress free win

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

off-day update. can we just have a normal april for five fuckin minutes

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

4-9. I don't want to waste an "oh my god bruh" this early in the season, but OH MY GOD BRUH

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

4-8. if I had a nickel for every time george kirby had an eight inning complete game loss...

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

4-7. is it controversial to say gilbert might not even be SP3

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

4-6. despite what their name might imply, the los caliheim angeles angelfornia anaheims of los anafornia are a godless baseball team

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

4-5. ጆ አዴል ፣ ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

4-4. if you are totally pumped about your team reaching .500...

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

3-4. yankees fans will watch their team curbstomp yours and scold your broadcasters for not being enthusiastic enough about it

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

3-3. ohhh look at me I'm the yankees I have former MVPs and cy young candidates out the wazoo. fuck you

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

2-2. let the record show that I have never said anything bad about emerdaughter footpussy

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Per Stathead, no MLB team since at least 1898, the earliest year for which their relevant data stretches back, has started their year without a single in their first two games. Until the 2026 Seattle Mariners.

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

1-1. maybe living and dying by the long ball ain't so bad

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

0-1. it'd be nice to not live and die by the long ball

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

90-71. the value of ninety wins going from second team out to wild card to first round bye in a matter of years is insane work

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

90-70. we can't buy a win against these guys, but we locked down the nominally easier playoff path, so it is what it is

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

90-69. hey. look at us. who would've thought? not me!

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

89-69. it still hasn't sunk in yet. it will soon enough

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

88-69. in the words of cal himself, might as well go win the whole fuckin' thing

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

86-69. CATCH THIS L LIKE ROBLES CAUGHT YOUR FEEBLE LOOPER

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

85-69. we might need a prayer circle for bryan woo

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

84-69. I am so ready to get my soul shattered this weekend. are you?

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

41-112. idk what else you can even say about this team that hasn't been said by everyone else

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

41-111. I know I already said it a few days ago, but fully three quarters of this pitching staff is never finding work with another MLB team ever again

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

83-69. never let matt brash pitch against the royals ever fucking again. oh well, just start another streak tomorrow

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

83-68. TEN IN A ROW. CAL'S RISE CONTINUES. DOM CANZONE CAREER GAME. ALL GLORY TO THE ETSY WITCH

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

off-day update. I'm sure they 3D printed another drone to hit clutch october bombs for them. I'M SO SURE

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

40-107. insert six seven gif here 41-107. they have almost avoided infamy. good for them 41-108. how did nobody try and get jimmy herget at the deadline 41-109. someone please free kyle freeland and victor vodnik from this desolate wasteland

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

81-68. TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

40-103. the pitching, like years past, is the source of all their problems 40-104. no other team will employ any of these pitchers ever again 40-105. but the offense is what really sent them to hell this year 40-106. if you can't even hit in coors, you're just utterly fucked

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

39-100. im not gonna lie coming up for captions is really hard 39-101. god this pitching is really special huh 40-101. nice win idiot. no room for error now 40-102. who the hell is mccade brown

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

79-68. halloween has come early to seattle with all these witches and knights

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aidan #Emerson2Young @charttwink.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

77-68. oh my god y'all it's happening

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