charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Employer interviewing me: “Do you have ANY experience whatsoever doing to task we are hiring for?” Me: “Look, I’m not gonna do this with you.” Employee: “You’re hired.” 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I couldn’t even remember his first name TODAY. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 02/07/2026OMG—- this is genius. Well-played, Congresswoman.🔥🔥 041 4
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Must be nice to have insurance that covers a long term hospital stay for depression. 051 5
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Awww, I saw The Cramps there in 1980! 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Kelly Dodd is the the exact finishing touch this story needed. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m 62 & the odds are against me, but I have a fantasy about going back to school, studying journalism, getting a job as a WH reporter just to ask DJT a question so he’ll say “You’re a horrible reporter. And I will reply “Welp. You’re a horrible president, but here we both are, just doin our jobs.” 131322 132
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m 62 & the odds are against me, but I have a fantasy about going back to school, studying journalism, getting a job as a WH reporter just to ask DJT a question so he’ll say “You’re a horrible reporter. And I will reply “Welp. You’re a horrible president, but here we both are, just doin our jobs.” 0213 21
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You’d be nearing blackout status, AND a cabinet appointment! 🤞🏻 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Matt Dillon: “How did I get dragged into this?!” 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 24/04/2026His performative speech pattern has officially replaced “Kars for Kids” as the most offensive thing to hit my ear holes. 0101 10
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Seeking asylum v. “Insane asylums” 🙄 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Going from McDonalds Diet Coke to 2-liter bottle Diet Pepsi 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“I’d give ‘em a knuckle sandwich like nobody’s ever seen before! They’re lucky I don’t wanna mess up my hand makeup!” 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I avoided watching him during the first term. But now I watch every appearance solely for the reason that I want to able to say “I was watching when ‘it’ happened.” 020 2
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 26/03/2026“I’m the opposite of desperate! Oh, you’re standing in the way of my shiny new ‘America First’ trophy!” 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pete Hegseth “press conference” reminds me of the episodes of “Veep” when Selina’s personal trainer, Ray, got to have a say in her speeches. 020 2
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 07/03/2026It’s giving Bustermedia.tenor.coma man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal while a woman says would a coward have this ?ALT: a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal while a woman says would a coward have this ? 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 02/03/2026God, give a girl a warning before she zooms in. 🤮 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Very good impression, but not enough saliva. So close, tho. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Has the go fund me been set up for this hero yet? 1140 14
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 03/01/202620 bucks he says “Russia Russia Russia” before the speech is over. 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Such a fine line between “curious” and “fueled by sociopathy and frontotemporal dementia”, isn’t it? 170 7
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Reporter in my head: “Sir, the only thing grosser than your incompetence is your… well… whole body.” 020 2
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Not even kidding when I ask this- is he pranking us and actually on his knees? 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Wonder what Niki Minaj had to say to that. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I think what makes us so mad is the total lack of horrified reaction by everyone standing there. 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 14/10/2025When do we start calling them “ProFa”? 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Some books are better as “listen-y” books (my Audible books): “A Gentleman in Moscow,”Thursday Murder Club,”. Some are better as “read-y” books (Kindle): “James,”Project Hail Mary.” 020 2
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Yes. It’s called the US Presidency. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 09/10/2025You don’t know her. She goes to a different school. 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Homer trying to convince Marge to be a surrogate: “Come on, Marge! It’s ‘uterUS’, not ‘uterYOU’!” 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I feel like he’s auditioning for the part of the obnoxious jock on “Glee.” 010 1
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 30/09/2025media.tenor.comhomer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh .ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh . 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I was listening and made a fist pump and said “YESSssss!” While driving my car. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I was listening live and I was so glad to hear someone speak the plain truth. I didn’t detect a lack of empathy- just factual commentary.What a disappointment. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 08/09/2025I don’t know this country anymore. 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 20/08/2025America. Where everybody gets to do boring shit in peace. ❤️❤️ 000 0
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 03/08/2025My kid- to whom you dealt a raw f*cking deal (in terms of mental and physical health) but who keeps getting up, every day. (But he is one funny motherf*cker, so thanks for that❤️) 020 2
charpie2003.bsky.social @charpie2003.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I am a late middle-aged divorced woman with an adult child living with me in an apartment . I have zero prospects. But know this- if I ever remarry, I WILL be walking down the aisle to this. 010 1
