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Truman Peyote

@charminggrump.bsky.social
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e.g Fartist, Dog-walker, avid menace to society

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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am incredibly on time with my thanksgiving(yesterday, Canada) ham. Smoked ham with a sweet soy glaze.
A 7.5lb browned ham fills a Dutch oven
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Throwback to an Aurora
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People seem to have taken offense to this, because it is nearly rubbed out now.
Barely legible graffiti that says, 'if your life is good, help others," but now is mostly a smudge of ink.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah shit. Leaves. Too late.
A gloomy, barely into autumn day of yellow leaves on the ground and some half bare trees.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why the fuck is there a gas tank in the dumpster at work?
A dirty dumpster with garbage, a gas tank, and some panels from some sort of vehicle I dont recognize?
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From the archives, 4 minutes of sky
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Help, 911, Helen Mirren is holding a knife and trying to watch me pee.
A bathroom stall next to the urinals, with a vinyl wrap of Helen Mirren in Mobland, titled, "The Matriarch." She is holding a knife and watching me pee.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would watch this one.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would watch
Another fake movie starring DeNiro, Michael Shannon, Mark Ruffalo, and Billy Bob Thornton in a gothic multiverse movie helmed by John McTiernan. It makes only $184M, but has a critic score of 78/100. A critical darling of sorts.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man.
Fake quotes from a fake movie starring Robert Duvall, High Laurie, Anthony Hopkins, and Laurence Fishburn in a Jon Favreau film, Sauce, about an aging Don going legit with an Italian restaurant. Hypothetical movie gets a critic rating of 52/100, and makes $284M at the box office.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Strawberry rhubarb time
Strawberries and slices of rhubarb simmering away in a light syrup. Everything is red.The sauce broken down and simmering. There are some lightly solid pieces of rhubarb floating in the syrup/fruit pulp. Everything is kind of a maroon color.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exshaw Formation, Nordegg on the hiking trails towards the limestone mine. The mine will let you book a tour I think. The mine is Banff Formation(364-345Mya) and this thing I pulled out of it seems to be a bit of early tree.
Grey and white boulders of limestone in a mine. I'm holding a piece that has white ridges in grey valleys in a ring like a tree. It is also brown in an almost rusty way, but also in a beige way.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always look on the bright side of life
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Normal air is like 0.08 microsieverts, but so is this delicious yellow shale. Don't worry, I washed my hands.
My hand holding a piece of rock over a bed of crumbling rock. It is black shale, but it is yellowed from the decay of uranium. It is also orange and red in spots, but I am unsure to what caused that as some of the red is very rust colored.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll take it.
The statline at halftime between Arizona and Cincinnati in college football, where Arizona is only up by 10 points but is otherwise handling business.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuzz
A close up of a fuzzy white weed in focus, while the rest of the picture is out of focusMore of the tall white weeds. The sunlight is bright in the top left of the picture.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hemlock
Hemlock shot from behind, so it's dark. There are vibrant green trees in the background, but the sun is starting to get a little low so the foreground is all shadows.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adventures in macro(lichens)
Varied lichen up closeVaried lichen up closeMacro view of lichen up close
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The staircase of the fey
A series of green tree mushrooms growing out the side of a dead, fallen over tree.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here there be dragons
Vast, thin pine tree in a muskeg blocking out most of the light
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The surface geology at the farm is so iron heavy that simmering iron salts leak out of the ground and create havens for iron-fixing bacteria. If you use the well water, your shower walls will rust etc
Shimmering orange liquid seeping from a river bank.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fall season
A vignette of green moss and twigs in front of a bed of fallen yellow leaves and the last remaining greens
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trees will just eat you. You're much softer than metal and they do not give a fuck.
A tree growing around a metal bar from an old combine like it just does not give a fuck.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On this day, 400 years ago, I went on a walk with the dogs. (Side note, look at all those abandoned river meanders. If I had a time machine, I would go back and watch the river change over time)
There's a GPS map of the walk overlaid on Google satellite image map, and it looks like one of the Aliens from the Aliens movie franchise.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sunshine(2007)
Our character stands on a ledge in front of a giant, overwhelming ball of light. I can't say anymore, because spoilers.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Found a glitch. The sunbeam from the upper right, coming through a gap between the buildings that are right side up and upside down, gets confused by the geometry and just forms an inclined plane that can't be climbed(harumph).
Orange cloudy city, with regular buildings and then you look up and there are upside down buildings above. There is a brightly glowing sunbeam that cuts a diagonal across the picture, from nowhere to nowhere.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't put my finger on it, but new York City looks different
A cloudy, dusty orange scene from Control Resonant. I am standing on the top of a skyscraper,  and in the distance are several skyscrapers set perpendicular to me and forming a ring that goes around me. Stuff is in the voids falling
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how when the geometry changes and you're running straight up a wall, but from the perspective of it being the ground, stuff is just falling on you(in this case, whole rooms)
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Control Resonant asks the question, "what could go possibly wrong on, 'Bring The Astral Plane to Work Day.'
A shadow of a character stands on a stone ledge into a cavern that's bigger on the inside than the outside, full of impossible, shifting geometry.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of the two, vote Pyromorphite, if only because it's the only one of the two I haven't been stabbed with and left scarred.
A scar from where someone stabbed me with a pencil in grade 5
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cane brings all the milkshakes to the yard
A flowery purple came with a dried blood red wooden handle.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The key to a truly decadent cream of mushroom soup is to use at least half heavy cream instead of milk, and then as you're finishing, add a good splash of balsamic vinegar, enough to change it from white to this beige/brown, to cut some of the richness.
Thick beige creamy soup with thyme floating in it
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm very ill, so here's one from a time I wasn't sick.
Me with almost abs. That's it.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sir, you can't park there.
Scene from Control Resonant. It's set in New York. The screen is a little dull and dark. Our hero looks at a wall, which was formerly the road, evidenced by the cars parked on it.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lil before and after something something
Succulent braised brisket on a bed of herbs, one piece of bok choy is visible, and some noodles are barely visible at the bottomThe same bowl but with brown broth added to it and it's all stirred up and there's way more pulled noodles visible.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People love to get blocked on this stupid site.
Me posting so true, on a picture of bologna with the text, "bologna is just hotdogs for people who like pancakes,"

And someone replying, "that's a weird way to say that hot dogs are just bologna for people who like dick."
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He said the name of the game! Kinda. Backwards. With 8 words between them.
Our brooding hero in FFXVI saying, "the only fantasy here is yours. And we shall be it's final witnesses."
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So true
A picture of some slices of bologna on a plate, and the text says, "bologna is just hotdogs for people who like pancakes"
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lovely game, it's probably on sale and worth picking up(warts and all). The set pieces are truly incredible. I shed a tear at least twice.
Ifrit and Ultima, a god and his finest creation, in a fight to save humanity's free will or remove it. The picture is reminiscent of a galactic nebula, brilliant colours and wispy light
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuckin Ultima. Crying like a bitch because he gave humans free will and then they used it after he abandoned them and went to sleep for a thousand years. He deserved all 5 ass beatings I gave him.
Ultima, a grey humanoid with 4 arms and some metal shit around hos shoulders. He's crying and saying, "for it was as we slept that man committed his greatest sin-- he awoke."
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the first time ever, I didn't wear black shorts/pants in the kitchen, and just now when I was taking the garbage out, one leaked, and now the orange creamsicle shorts I wore to work with no change of clothes, look like I shit myself. Lmao.
Me, from the butt down, in orange creamsicle shorts that look like I shit them.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
37: Obsidian isn't always black. This hunk of volcanic glass is reddy brown with black inclusions. Volcanic glass forms when a lava hits water, or alien spaceship transmission fluid, and instantly solidifies, not having time to develop crystal structure.
A ruddy angus red piece of volcanic glass. It has the signature conchoidal(curved, scalloped break in the glass that resembles the inside of a clam shell) fracture that glass is known for. It's got a great smear on it from where someone once had tape on it for some reason.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Final Fantasy 16 has some warts, but man is it a beautiful world, you have to give them that.
A large blue, purple, and white crystal unfolds as a flower blossom, as a beam of light shoots up from the center, lens flare creating the hilt to the sword of light. The whole thing is surrounding by whispy waves of light blue and purple aether swirling around the whole thing, feeding the whole thing with its magic.A crystal floor battle arena where my character is in the form of a fire demon and is fighting a large Dragon, Bahamut, with the help of a Phoenix. There are thin arcs of light under the transparent floor, in yellows oranges and some blues. The Phoenix shimmers with fire and is shooting blue flame missiles at the dragon The heart of the fourth mother crystal is smashed by my flame demon wielding a sword of literal flame. It happens far above the blue planet, with the curve of it taking up the bottom 20% of the photo. From the exploding center of the heart, bright white light is present at the center and creates a lens flare. From this central bang is a vibrant explosion of blue magic and red flame
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
36: Chrysocolla((Cu,Al)₂H₂Si₂O₅(OH)₄·nH₂O): a high copper content silicate. I'm seeing reports it has a hardness range from 2.5-7, and is considered a minor ore 😐
A black flaky rock of a crumbly  shale-like rock with inclusions of teal blue that is the Chrysocolla. Coming this Tuesday, yeah, yesterday, to NBC Dublin After Dark that you only get on that pirate radio station out by the water tower for some reason.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
35: Cat's eye quartz. Because you exist in the universe where cats do and people are gonna be like that looks like a cats eye and, fuck, it does. This is a special rutilated quartz sample. The gold part is very thin lines of rutile, titanium oxide(the thing that makes sunscreen and deodorant white)
A small piece of cat's eye quartz. It was taken vertical like a guy in a movie you'd say what is this guys problem, but its a beautiful rock in my winter weary hand. It is brown quartz and has two thick bands of yellow rutile separated by a brown layer of quartz. 10% off at the hot dog cart. Ask for Doug. He'll know why.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
34: I had no idea what this was. Nor(wait, it just means no, is that why Australia) did anyone I asked, but the consensus seems to be a swamp that had rotten wood, that when it became rock, infilled with chert nodules. The second contender is the same, but a crushed turtle instead of wood. 🎶Rock
I can't even describe this, which is why nobody was fully sure. It is an amalgam of shapes and textures, and colors, and makes you think what if vomit but solidI can't even describe this, which is why nobody was fully sure. It is an amalgam of shapes and textures, and colors, and makes you think what if vomit but solid from the other side
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
33: Galena(PbS). This is a lead sulphide, and a main ore of lead. You know in your head that lead is heavy, but until you pick up a piece like this, you don't realize HOW heavy it is. Thic{🏵️youthful lingo💐}, and that's why I think the Smurfs are underrated.
Like the shiniest ball of crinkled aluminum foil you could ever dream of, glossy like it's a liquid metal that's wet, but I assure you that if something was wet in my hand I would not be posting that for free.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
32: sting life. Ha Ling outside of Canmore. Just to the left of this picture would be the anticline, or peak, of this fold. Erosion kicks ass. You can also see the thick bedding structures in the eroded face which is always fun, and is what drives the ladies wild.
A ridge in the rocky mountains. The rock slopes moderately to the left and dramatically to the right. The bedding structures show the curve of the landscape after the uplifting of the earth and then the heavy erosion on the left side of the photo.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
31: the like 50sq miles around where I grew up are river deposits, so absolutely no bedrock, but the amount of lignite and sub-bituminous coal that flows down the river leave really dramatic bedding structures, and would make a very cool rock for me to find in the future, for I am cursed with everla
At the edge of a small river there is about 8" of sand and coal in alternation layers of varied thickness. The bedding is angled to the right, or cross-bedded, showing the direction of the water that deposited these layers.
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Truman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
30: this appears to be tuff, volcanic ash and glass, but it doesn't feel glassy. My petrology prof thinks it's volcanic ash that got caught in a river, and deposited that way?
A very white fine to very fine-grained rock. It has minimal black inclusions ranging from fine grained to very coarse sand. The outside layers are oxidized to a beige color
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