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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 02/10/2026

I’ve gotten a lot of really awful comments in reply to that video and have blocked hundreds of people in the last two days, but I think about this one at least once an hour and then I have check to make sure my nose isn’t bleeding

an anonymous rando with a crucifix emoji writes, “Sexism at its finest but if a man says everyone should stop watching women sports he’s a terrible person you deserve to be erraticayed”

I reply, “did you just have a stroke trying to spell ‘eradicated’?”

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 26/09/2026

I like to think she’s as proud of me as I am for schlepping around Lake Johnson after a busy day in the book mines

Star the dog stands on a concrete bridge crossing/berm thingie overlooking a blue lake edged by forest. behind her, above the water, a setting yellow sun shines low in a blue sky flecked with clouds. Star appears to be smiling encouragingly at the camera, but she is probably just panting from her walk

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14/09/2026

lmao ROSIE O’DONNELL posted this on the clock app??? long live the OG Queen of Nice!!

a screenshot from TikTok shows Rosie O’Donnell posting a search result that says, “Yes, New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is mentioned in documents related to Jeffrey Epstein released by the U.S. Department of Justice.” the video description itself is a long poem that is basically about how Ed Sheeran and Pink are cowards. it’s cut off in the screenshot but ends with #freepalestine and shows that the video backing track is Macklemore’s “Hind’s Hall.”

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 08/09/2026

I finally found pit bull-friendly screen door technology!!!

Star the dog cheerfully demonstrates her mastery of walking through what is basically a screen door curtain with a series of magnetic closures down the middle. it will snap closed behind her and mosquitoes shall not pass (all the cold air in my house, of course, will)

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 05/09/2026

in addition to sincerely being one of the kindest, most generous, most multifaceted, and most principled people I have EVER met, Nicole is also one of the only people on earth who seems not only to tolerate me, but to sincerely love and understand me. we are all so lucky she was born ❤️🦋

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 03/09/2026

instead of marking your place with a blue dot, you can choose a “Questie” 🥹🥹🥹

MapQuest’s four “Questie” options, rendered as colorful 8-bit avatars: a little green sorcerer holding a fireball; a unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail; a little green guy with a sword and orange cloak; and an orc with a club

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 30/08/2026

sounds like you’d better go get started, then

a bluesky labeler shows this dude is a troll

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 12/08/2026

we all noticed we could see the sun and moon reflected in a glassed wall and everyone immediately had to do this w/ @soundoftheforest.bsky.social ❤️

Charlotte and Nicole make heart hands to frame the reflection of a partially eclipsed sun

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 12/08/2026

guys, I don’t even know how to describe this. these are naked eye shots of an eclipsed sun going down over the Spanish mountains

a partially eclipsed sun sets over the hazy mountains of Valencia, Spain, as the shadowed city sprawls in the foreground

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 12/08/2026

I was shaking too much for a good picture but here is our beautiful sun and moon kissing

a total solar eclipse, with a diamond ring flaring at the lower right of the moon’s disk

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11/08/2026

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT LEANED IN CONSPIRATORIALLY TO TELL ME THERE IS NO ONE IN THE SEAT BESIDE ME this is basically useless because in an exit row, I can’t raise the armrest to create a bench BUT STILL. THIS IS MY KINGDOM IN THE SKY

SO MUCH LEGROOM IN THE EXIT ROW
ON THIS BIGASS PLANE

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 03/08/2026

I am at a fancy Japanese-inspired dinner my husband’s restaurant is hosting, and I just ate a *checks notes* wild ramp sausage Scotch egg so good, I literally hugged the chef and said, “one day, I will die. and that will be okay, because I will have lived a life in which I ate that Scotch egg”

the most insane, perfect fucking Scotch egg I’ve ever put in my mouth

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 28/07/2026

🎶she’s so braaaave, she’s well behaved, sheeeee is not afraaaaid🎶

Star the dog lies on a cushioned bench in a veterinary exam room with her head on her paws, looking a little morose as she waits to get her meds and go home

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 21/07/2026

literally five minutes later and this was still not fast enough!!!

Star is clipped into the front passenger seat of my car and side-eyeing me because it’s a Subaru and not a fucking Star Trek transporter to the destination of her choice

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 21/07/2026

this visit occurred after I was informed, after a shift at said bookstore and several hours of storms that prevented us from taking a walk, that I was gonna need to figure out how to entertain her. usually she prefers a mouthful of socks, but in a pinch, any laundry will do

Star the dog is on a bed, smiling hugely around a mouthful of t-shirt and gym shorts, her tail a blur at the edge of the frame

Star thrashes the laundry to make her point

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 21/07/2026

the new bookseller didn’t have much experience, but her enthusiasm and customer service skills were so persuasive, they hired her despite the fact she can’t read

seen from behind, Star the dog, a medium-sized white pit bull, stands behind a small retail checkout desk, her forepaws on the counter between two registers. her blurred tail shows that she thinks this is great fun. facing her across the counter, a man takes a photo

the photo taken by the man across the counter. Star the dog’s expression conveys the sense that she is playing along with a joke she doesn’t quite understand, her narrow pink tongue peeking out from a relaxed jaw, her floppy cow print ears pricked forward in amusement. she looks for all the world like she is ready to ring up your purchase

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 19/07/2026

here she is right now, this minute, freshly bathed and fed, listening to a thunderstorm roll through, muttering softly to herself and trying valiantly to stay awake under my hand

Star the dog drowses in a sea of soft blue blanket as Charlotte rubs her head

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 19/07/2026

please enjoy these photos of her bonding with our recent houseguest through The Butt of Friendship

Star the dog, a mid-sized white pit bull with a brown spot on her forehead and cow-like brown spots on her floppy ears, sits with her butt decisively on the lap of a smiling young woman. Star looks at the photographer with an expression that clearly conveys, “I claim this person in the name of Dogs. do not ask me to move”

the person from the previous photo is now reclined on a bed. Star the dog sits with her upper body on the bed pillows and her butt on the person’s right shoulder, her tail (cropped out of the photo) fully across their throat. she smiles mischievously at the camera, very pleased with herself and her butt

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 12/07/2026

s’mores for them, s’less for us 😌

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 01/07/2026

while we are on the Dog Star, here is my dog, Star

Star the dog smiles hugely from the front seat of a car as Charlotte pats her head

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 29/06/2026

I’ve shared these photos before but they are simply all-timers. my husband took these from the front seat, which is USUALLY Star’s spot, but any seat is a good seat if it’s a window seat

as seen reflected in a Subaru side-view mirror, Star the dog hangs halfway out the back passenger window. the road behind her rolls away as her spotted brown cow ears flap in the breeze, her white pit bull face lit by the golden light of a nascent sunset, her jaw drooping in an open expression of joy

still hanging out the back window, Star the dog smiles goofily into the wind, her floppy ears seemingly stuck at two different angles

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 27/06/2026

once again a blocklist preemptively saves me from this dreck

the altNOAA account has been blocked by the Blue Annoyances blocklist

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 21/06/2026

I am a childless, tired-eyed 43-year-old woman wearing a crop top and handmade beaded jewelry in an unkempt bathroom and I think that’s beautiful 🥰

Charlotte smiles wearily but sincerely into the mirror of an unkempt bathroom. one arm is crossed over her body, showing two beaded bracelets—a Copy Moon Joy friendship bracelet and a bracelet of beaded sunflowers. a beaded monarch butterfly caterpillar dangles from an earlobe visible under her long red hair. she is wearing jeans and a cropped gray t-shirt.

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 06/06/2026

a beautiful, serene flight. the baby slept. the darkest plane I’ve ever been on. Jupiter and Venus sparkled out my window the whole way. photos and video just don’t do it.

seen through an airplane window, Venus and Jupiter hang in the sky together above the golden lights of a city at sunset

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 05/06/2026

*extremely Tucker Carlson* what are we doing. what’s going on.

a flight tracker showing a plane has now corrected north on its way through New Jersey and is, in fact, going to Philadelphia and not…. Portugal

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 03/06/2026

Star’s not really into it but she’s being supportive in her own way

Star the dog (a white pit bull with a big brown spot on her butt and brown spots on her ears) is curled up on the couch between Charlotte’s legs. her head rests on a big pillow under which her forelegs are touched. Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals plays on the projection screen in the background

a closeup of Star, her head on a pillow, her forelegs tucked beneath it up to her elbows

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14/05/2026

our home projection screen has waited its whole life for this moment and so have I 👎👎👎😭😭😭

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 03/05/2026

I have never in my life seen a dog fall asleep at the vet’s office

Star the dog is asleep on a cushioned bench in a veterinary clinic exam room (her mom has covered the bench with her flannel shirt, to make it a little more familiar and comfy)

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 03/05/2026

waiting for them to come back and fully assess her (nakeyneck is on the other side, but I’ll spare y’all that, since small wounds are visible). she’s so good 😭

Star the dog, a white pit bull with floppy brown cow spot ears, lies patiently on a cushioned bench in a veterinary clinic. her head rests on the very end of the cushion, weary and a little stressed, as she gazes towards the door through which the dogtor will return

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