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Charlotte Lane

@charlottelane.bsky.social
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Certified cutie, big-ass booty, professional sub, unprofessional nerd || she/her || your horoscope says we should (b)hang || beemit: @charlottelaneau www.charlottelane.me

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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guess who is coming to Melbourne?? I’ve decided to do a very small (and last minute 🙈) Melb tour from 9 - 12 Oct! There is VERY limited availability, so please be sure to get in touch so we can spend some time together 🥰 message me on 0432 808 236 xx
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love it when kittydujour shows off my second favourite party trick (how many times I can come. Except I lost track and kept forgetting to report new numbers so it was much higher but... Still 😝)
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I've spent the last 6wks with 2-5 assessments due each week. I'm on a break for 3 weeks now, but I'm definitely in "post-exams crash". Please be patient just a few more days with your messages, whilst I recalibrate and get my brain out of its goo-like state 🤭
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy egg day 🐇 but more importantly: Happy Charlotte Day! This is 35, and I'm so happy to be here 🥰 Thank you for the birthday treats so far, you're all too kind 🥰 If you want to give me a little treat ☺️ Beem: charlottelaneau Throne: throne.com/charlottelan...
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Just hanging out, waiting for this horrid weather to hit 🤦‍♀️
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Kitty du jour @kittydujour.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
• F E A S T • A once in a lifetime opportunity to experience elegant servitude. A high protocol dinner event where you are the servers, you are the entertainment, you are the dessert. Email to apply, limited positions available. Event is July 10, 6pm. Kittydujour@protonmail.com
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's my birthday soon! What do you think I should do for it? 🥰 Beem: @charlottelaneau throne.com/charlottelan... (pic of my Queen @kittydujour.bsky.social not exactly turning me into a birthday cake, but hey, it still works 😉)
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Who will I be seeing tonight at Smut Club? I'll be rambling about being a data nerd and how it can contribute to being a better bottom/sub/maso/what-have-you 🥰 come say hi ❤️
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
😘😘
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ friendly reminder- if you’ve found yourself having salacious thoughts about me, you owe me a Valentine’s Day present 😘 Beem: charlottelaneau Throne: throne.com/charlottelaneau
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s been a while folx, how is everybody? 😘
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Lol almost a year away from here and it's once again Christmas holidays pulling me back 😅 how have you all been?
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I've started full time study again after a few years of taking time off for burnout etc, and boy, my brain is *tired*. I've been coming home and just sleeping. That said, I'm super excited to be working on things again 🥰
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year to all ❤️
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
What's your favourite holiday? Mine would be Halloween because candy corn and candy corn only. But Christmas is pretty good too 😝
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I think I'm definitely gonna travel with fairy lights from now on 😌🧚
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Am I personally keeping internal condoms in business in aus? 😂 I ain't mad about it though!
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Back on my Voltron bullshit apparently 😅
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
What am I thinking about?? Wrongs answers only 🤣
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It's been an amazing week and weekend catching up with some long-time lovers, trying out some new toys, and getting to reconnect 😍 my remaining availability for the year is minimal (just 10th, mayyyybe 14th, and mayyyyybeeeeee 17th) so be sure to plan ahead 😘
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Oh hi there BlueSky 😏
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm Charlotte, and I'm a professional submissive. I have 10+yrs experience as a kinkster, and used to be heavily involved in local scenes, including working at a local club, being a frequent crash test bottom for newbies, and assisted in teaching several workshops and skillshares ❤️
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm updating my gift list today but a really fun holiday gift idea for those who have been wondering what they can get me this year: DnD dice! Bonus points if you tell me why that set reminded you of me 🥰 what vibes do I give off that made this set resonate with me? 🎲
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
😂😍😢😭😩 Tbh these are all really boring, I would have expected more fun emoji for myself 😒🙃
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My availability for Perth for the rest of 2024: 2, 3, 4, 5, 8 (my class got cancelled and I'm devastated even if I have extra days now 😭) 9, 10, 12 16, 17 Holiday season tends to fill up quickly, so be sure to organise your Christmas present to yourself asap 😘 Text: 0431 902 499
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My plans for this evening changed so... Who wants to play a game? 😂 1 like = 1 answer
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Dreams for 2025: more shibari and more shibari shoots!! Stunning pics from 2018, with @sekushistudios.bsky.social and gorgeous rope by the ever skilled @basanos.bsky.social ❤️
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
One time I bred so many pandas in minecraft that I broke our server... (or so I like to tell myself. It was 2021, and something was happening with the actual companies, so it probably wasn't my 100+ pandas but that's way less fun than my theory, yanno?)
A number of pandas in minecraft at night, behind a fence14 pandas and a lot of bamboo in minecraftA poor sick baby panda in minecraft with a healthy baby panda hidden behind herSix pandas in minecraft, with a baby brown panda as the central focus
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I refuse to call myself a "gamer girl" because there's all this bullshit elitism and gatekeeping, and it's like. Yeah, I've got over 500hrs on Ark but I also play a lot of really ~uncool~ games that are apparently "not real games". So instead I just call myself a "nerd" ha.
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What are some of your favourite games? Funnily enough, most of my favourites aren't here because they're on my Switch or computer ahaha. My favourites are Gris, Chicory: a colorful tale, Cult of the Lamb, and Ark Survival Evolved. I'm also gagging for Neva's collectors edition to come out 🤩
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The thing about being on a new site is I wanna post like. Alllllll of the things that I'm about, and love, except also, I feel I need to space content out 😅
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I was all excited for my morning tea (yes with milk, because I am uncultured swine), thinking I had oat milk, but then I realised I only had almond milk 🫠 why do bad things happen to, like, tolerable in the right light people? 😔
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
SWers over 30 thread! Post a photo & your age. 33 🩷
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Mel @redefine.luxury · 18/11/2024
I think that's gonna be an important part of growing here. I was on Twitter in 2009 when it was barren. Around 2012, providers started trickling in and we started having a blast — just like this, now. Guys saw that, signed up, and joined us in that fun. The core of what we do is about *fun*
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Type “My Vibe” into Pinterest and post the first 4 pics to see what the vibe will be in 2025 Lmao I mean. Not entirely inaccurate, albeit way more social than I ever am 😅
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Started planning a new shoot but here's one of my favourite shoots ever from last year 🥰
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Happy Monday! I'll be finalising my remaining availability for the year in the next day or two. Please get in touch to organise your Christmas present to yourself, because calendars are getting hectic now 🫢 📱 0431902499 📨 charlottelane@pm.me
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Let's get to know each other! What's your favourite ice cream flavour? 🍦 Mine is strawberry 🥰🍓 (yes, I just had strawberry ice cream because today was so damn hotttt)
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Charlotte Lane @charlottelane.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hello hi, welcome to my new profile 🥰 I'm Charlotte, and I love cats, dinosaurs, watercolours, and being a bit of a shithead 🫢
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