Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wordle 1,936 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 So close. 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maybe he’s going there to receive his performance appraisal. 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jack Smith for AG, Peter Strzok to head the FBI. 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It was sarcasm. The clue is that Missouri and Iowa share a border. 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey Eric Schmitt, here is the proof you need for your next golden minute in the spotlight: Jack Smith, Hawkeye Pierce, Tony Hawk and Fani Willis, obviously conspiring in Atlanta, GA. 0162
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In his defense, he is from Missouri. It’s not like Iowa is anywhere near Missouri. 0171
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The states of denial, delusion, desperation, etc…. 000
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look at Sen. Cornpone Haney proudly displaying his breathtaking stupidity as he helps hold up Schmidt’s gotcha, I mean gotme visual. 000
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comMr. Burns Says ExcellentALT: Mr. Burns Says Excellent 000
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I heard somewhere that you can’t find Lake Ontario on the Google Maps app. That’s a strange coincidence because I can’t find the Google Maps app on any of my devices anymore. 092
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Artificial Intelligence? No. Genuine Dumbassery? Definitely! 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Stephen Cheung needs to go back to 3rd grade to work on his schoolyard taunts game. 092
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Yeah, if I am ever asked to provide one adjective which describes Joe Biden, vicious would have to be it.🤦♂️ 001
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hunter asks “What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?” I think I can answer that question. A Ted Cruz kind of man. A Marco Rubio kind of man. A John Cornyn kind of man. A Bill Cassidy kind of man. Do I need to continue? 081
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When you’re a fascist, everyone looks like a communist. 031
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A question on a third grade Standards of Learning Test: 2112
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Cornyn: “You’re speaking to me as if I have a spine. Have you not noticed over the years that I am a partisan hack with no moral compass or courage?” 0131
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Got to kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight. Good morning. 090
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Confucius says: “Any sentence that begins with ‘Trump says’, jigger-pokery is sure to follow.” 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I wonder if the money Jake Tapper is making makes tRump’s ass taste any better? 050
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I wonder if Scott Jennings has spoken with Lindsey Graham today? 070
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Yeah, Australian football fans were clearly extolling the virtues of the USA while they were chanting: “Aussie boys are on a bender Donald Trump is a sex offender.” 1102
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Yeah, Trump is 6’3” (as Little Marco towers above him). 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Let me fix the headline: “Bill Maher admits to J D Vance that he is a piece of shit.” 020
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026So, tRump called Obama a stupid son of a bitch. I give to you exhibit A, a question I asked ChatGPT. 23710
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026When “we” elect the dumbest POTUS ever, expect the dumbest war ever. 010
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Just to be crystal clear, I do not suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). I suffer from Trump Is A Fucking Piece Of Shit Syndrome (TIAFPOSS). Big difference. 1010522
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I say he is the reincarnation of Reinhard Heydrich. 060
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Somehow I doubt his name comes down as fast as it went up. 030
Charles Darkwing @charlesdarkwing.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Is it too late for Chachi Baio to learn to sing and play an instrument? 050