Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 30/10/2026Just got notified that my mail-in ballot was received. Usually this happens ~3 days after mailing. This time it took almost 3 weeks. I was a bit worried. Maybe it means there are way more ballots coming in than usual. Or maybe it’s Trumpian post office fuckery. Relieved it got there in any case. 7274 27
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/10/2026The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters Francisco Goya, 1799 1172 17
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 20/10/2026Well, well. Look who pops up in the Georgia Senate campaign! “Talley, who was Mike Collins’ chief of staff, communicated with right-wing personalities Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes to try to free from jail a holocaust denier named Charles C. Johnson.” (Who is NOT ME.) www.11alive.com/artic... 2252 25
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/10/2026Got a new tool oh-wee-oh Keep my head expanding (also great for cutting boxes) 170 7
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 12/10/2026He really loves him some genocidal racist colonizers. 2316 31
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text) 561301335 1.3K
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 01/10/2026today I used my jimmy to pry open a sealed Seagate external HD, to extract the 5GB drive and see what failed - the drive or the enclosure it was the drive. he’s dead, jimmy 4260 26
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 30/09/2026got me a jimmy. because tech companies really hate it when you open up their shit and look at it. 4430 43
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/09/2026Fascist grandpa is having another episode. 3225 22
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/09/2026probably not a good idea to try to figure out what was going through somebody’s mind here 3171 17
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 11/09/2026A classic Bluesky reply guy moment. 3362 36
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 09/09/2026What’s it like inside your head 1110 11
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 09/09/2026the president of the United States is clearly insane 3417347 173
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 05/09/2026This is sasha. She came to my door one night during a rain storm, and then ran away when I opened the door, but came back the next night when it wasn’t raining. i was trimming the knots in her fur one day when I discovered she had a pin through her back legs. this kittie had been through hell. 1100 10
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 31/08/2026You get all fucked up really fast, my brother. 7241 24
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/08/2026That orange bastard has ruined the 👍 sign for all time, so I’ll be using the shaka 🤙 sign now, which is cooler anyway. 3429 42
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/08/2026Always lovely to hear from a fan. [ hits block button, backs slowly away ] 1120 12
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/08/2026Thank you for your attention to this matter. [ quietly hits block button ] 2191 19
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/08/2026An interesting view of Europe in 1870, from the Library of Congress image archives. Back then, they included the alt text right there in the image. Warning: stereotypes abound. 1273 27
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 15/08/2026From the Library of Congress image archives. 1245 24
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 11/08/2026People often suspect their cats are judging them, but nah. They figured humans out thousands of years ago; the judgment was rendered in the distant past. 1304 30
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 07/08/2026President Manbaby throws a massive tantrum. Shorter version: “BALLROOM! BALLROOM! WAAAH! WANT BALLROOM!” 3296 29
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 05/08/2026Maybe Klobuchar should hold another “Seersucker Day” with her Republican colleagues and bring this up with them. 1214 21
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 27/07/2026An album from the 90s that saved your life, no shit saved your life, and you will always be grateful. 6411 41
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 22/07/2026The pigs are approaching. What will you do? 12161 16
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 13/07/2026h/t - LGF member Shiplord Kirel 1335 33
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 05/07/2026i really wish I could look back on the Biden presidency with fondness and nostalgia, but this photograph will always haunt me. 5441 44
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 26/06/2026Important new message from Col. Queeg. 258613 86
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 26/06/2026a narcissist obsessed with a reflecting pool hmm i seem to recall hearing a story containing these elements, once upon a time… 3548 54
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 21/06/2026ANTIFA SABOTAGED THE REFLECTING POOL 3413 41
Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/06/2026Perfect photo, no notes. 23339681122 4K