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Charles Johnson

@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
29.1K followers 2.2K following 27.2K posts

White boy with some guitar chops, some coding chops, and an appreciation for deft sarcasm. Insufferable know-it-all. Haole from Hawai'i. Woke. Uncivil when necessary. Always trying to minimize packet loss.

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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 30/10/2026
Just got notified that my mail-in ballot was received. Usually this happens ~3 days after mailing. This time it took almost 3 weeks. I was a bit worried. Maybe it means there are way more ballots coming in than usual. Or maybe it’s Trumpian post office fuckery. Relieved it got there in any case.
REGISTRAR-RECORDER'S COUNTY CLERK
COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA

November 3, 2026
General Election

I VOTED
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/10/2026
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters Francisco Goya, 1799
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters

(El sueño de la razón produce monstruos)

Spanish printmaker Francisco Goya's nightmarish vision, an aquatint etching produced in 1799.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 25/10/2026
The Point Vicente Lighthouse stands tall on a grassy cliff overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Several palm trees and other vegetation surround the lighthouse, under a clear blue sky.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 20/10/2026
Well, well. Look who pops up in the Georgia Senate campaign! “Talley, who was Mike Collins’ chief of staff, communicated with right-wing personalities Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes to try to free from jail a holocaust denier named Charles C. Johnson.” (Who is NOT ME.) www.11alive.com/artic...
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/10/2026
Got a new tool oh-wee-oh Keep my head expanding (also great for cutting boxes)
my handy dandy rechargeable electric boxcutter
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 17/10/2026
current mood
A gigantic brown bulldog leaps onto a green sphere as a man in a red shirt and blue pants tries to run away. Enigmatic mathematical equations are overlaid on the background.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 12/10/2026
He really loves him some genocidal racist colonizers.
HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY TO ALL, in particular our great Italian American Community which was forced to suffer as the Radical Left Democrats, Socialists, and Communists rampaged through our cities and towns ripping down almost all of the beautiful statues of Christopher Columbus. Well, those days of plunder are over, and the statues are back, more magnificent than ever. This is a big day for our great Italian American Community, and the Country of Italy itself, maybe the biggest. Congratulations!
President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 10/10/2026
My old school nerd badge.
An ancient calculation device known as the Sterling slide rule.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026
I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)
The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing.
They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
A surrealistic painting by Joel Rea, depicting a man desperately feeling from a gigantic hound as a tidal wave crashes toward them in the distance.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 01/10/2026
today I used my jimmy to pry open a sealed Seagate external HD, to extract the 5GB drive and see what failed - the drive or the enclosure it was the drive. he’s dead, jimmy
my jimmy, a very thin prying tool from ifixit
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 30/09/2026
got me a jimmy. because tech companies really hate it when you open up their shit and look at it.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/09/2026
Fascist grandpa is having another episode.
I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them “alive.” Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant “reporting” FAKE NEWS! Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/09/2026
probably not a good idea to try to figure out what was going through somebody’s mind here
ONLY TRUMP

THE HOAX BUSTER
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 11/09/2026
A classic Bluesky reply guy moment.
I’m currently writing a post that has the potential to wipe out the human race by 2029.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 09/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head
A monkey wearing a party hat surrounded by butterflies sitting forlornly on an oil tank floating in the ocean.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 09/09/2026
the president of the United States is clearly insane
The Failing New York Magazine wrote a story that I wasn’t down at the World Trade Center after the Tragedy of September 11th, because nobody saw me there. Well, I don’t think I would be the first thing on anyone’s mind but, I was there, obviously not on the same day as the collapse, but shortly thereafter, with a large group of Construction Workers. I discussed it today during my Remarks on the Ellipse, in Washington, D.C., for Tunnel to Towers. Everything I said was exactly accurate and, to prove the point, I am attaching clips of me there with numerous of my people, including my then Head of Security, Matthew Calamari, who has confirmed that very sad trip to Lower Manhattan, many times, to many different Journalists, but it’s a story that just won’t die. The Fake News doesn’t want to listen, even when they know their story is false. That’s why their approval ratings are at an All Time LOW, but mine are VERY HIGH! On another September 11th front, Maggot Hagerman continues to say that I did not go to the New York World Trade Center event, but the Pentagon instead, because they wouldn’t let me speak in New York. Maggot knows that this is a lie! I have been to the New York solemn ceremony numerous times, and nobody speaks. It is a stated fact that, “Politicians and public officials are not permitted to deliver speeches or remarks at the official September 11 anniversary remembrance ceremony at the World Trade Center site in New York.” Certainly I would not want to violate that,
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/09/2026
DO NOT EAT THE GOVERNMENT MEAT
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/09/2026
current mood
a tranquil suburban neighborhood with a gigantic wolf watching
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 06/09/2026
Yes, he really is.
Donald Trump posted a map of New Mexico with Mexico crossed out and replaced with "America."
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 06/09/2026
current mood
surreal image of a man with a boar's snout in a metallic muzzle
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 05/09/2026
This is sasha. She came to my door one night during a rain storm, and then ran away when I opened the door, but came back the next night when it wasn’t raining. i was trimming the knots in her fur one day when I discovered she had a pin through her back legs. this kittie had been through hell.
Sasha, the feral one.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 31/08/2026
current mood
A grey wall with four windows. the top left window has a giant hand dangling out of it. A giant face that seems to be judging all of humanity is glaring out of the top right window. A young girl is walking on the path below, looking up at the giant dangling hand.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 31/08/2026
You get all fucked up really fast, my brother.
What Happens to You 6ft from an Exploding Atomic Bomb?
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/08/2026
That orange bastard has ruined the 👍 sign for all time, so I’ll be using the shaka 🤙 sign now, which is cooler anyway.
Shaka, braddah. Geev um, den hele on.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 28/08/2026
Lake Little Pissy Baby
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 18/08/2026
Always lovely to hear from a fan. [ hits block button, backs slowly away ]
What’s hilarious is your using this great stuff from Ossoff to try to divide DEMOCRATS 
you’re not helping anyone but maga with this bull💩
All democrats agree on most issues. You’re a divider
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 17/08/2026
BUS
A large yellow schoolbus parked in front of a beige wall with two engimatic windows.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter. [ quietly hits block button ]
Blocked user posts:

YOU ARE BLUE MAGA YOU SANCTIMONIOUS DOPE. 

You're doing MAGA's dirty work for them by attacking Democrats & depressing voter turnout.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/08/2026
An interesting view of Europe in 1870, from the Library of Congress image archives. Back then, they included the alt text right there in the image. Warning: stereotypes abound.
In lower margin: Britannia, full of Rage almost forgets Ireland. Spain, smoking, leans on poor Portugal. France fighting the invader, Prussia, which stretches one hand towards Holland the other towards Austria. Italy says to Bismark, "Take off your foot." Corsica and Sardinia, a little joker, laughs over everything. Denmark lost his legs in Holstein, hoping to retake them again. European Turkey yawns and awakens. Asiatic Turkey sucks her hookah. Sweden bounds a la panther; and Russia resembles a rag-picker, waiting his chance to fill his basket.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 15/08/2026
From the Library of Congress image archives.
The cat - Felis domesticus

Print shows a left side view of a domestic cat, full-length, lying down, facing front, with one paw resting on a ball of yarn; also illustrates "eye in sunlight" and "eye at night," "teeth of cat family," "tongue of cat family," "claw drawn back," and "claw thrust out."
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 15/08/2026
Springfield Bicycle Club--Bicycle Camp-Exhibition & Tournament, Springfield, Mass, U.S.A., Sept. 18, 19, 20, 1883 / lith. of Milton Bradley, & Co., Springfield, Mass.
Summary

Crowd along railroad tracks with people on bicycles in foreground; tents, bicycle track, and river in background.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 11/08/2026
People often suspect their cats are judging them, but nah. They figured humans out thousands of years ago; the judgment was rendered in the distant past.
She already knows what to expect.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 07/08/2026
President Manbaby throws a massive tantrum. Shorter version: “BALLROOM! BALLROOM! WAAAH! WANT BALLROOM!”
Trump:

Two Obama and Biden Appellate Court Judges just voted against the desperately needed Military Center, required for the National Security of Washington, D.C., and our Country, itself. Highly Respected Judge, Neomi Rao, stated the following key points, among others, in a strongly worded dissent:
 
“This was a blatant abuse of discretion…To begin with, the district court had no jurisdiction because the Trust has no standing to stop construction at the White House…[T]he balance of equities overwhelmingly favors the government. The district court elevated the aesthetic displeasure of a single passerby over the government’s security interests in the ballroom and the security risks of leaving an open construction site at the President’s home and office…These errors in equitable judgment require vacating the injunction…The district court seized supervision of construction at the White House, and my colleagues affirm this judicial overreach…Because the injunction is beyond the proper province of the federal courts, construction should be allowed to continue.”
 
The decision has been stayed, and does not take effect for a period of time. We will be immediately appealing to the United States Supreme Court. The Military and Secret Service are viewing this horrendous, politically motivated, and unlawful ruling as a National Security threat to our Nation in that the entire Complex is being built for the protection of our Country and, additionally, all future Presidents....
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 05/08/2026
Maybe Klobuchar should hold another “Seersucker Day” with her Republican colleagues and bring this up with them.
Republicans and Democrats playing dress up together. 
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 27/07/2026
An album from the 90s that saved your life, no shit saved your life, and you will always be grateful.
Ben Folds Five
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 22/07/2026
The pigs are approaching. What will you do?
these pigs are comin' at you

ignore them at your peril
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/07/2026
Angry baby screaming:

YOU MONSTER
HOW DARE YOU
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 13/07/2026
Man in 50s attire face-palming, captioned:

Aw Jeez, not this shit again!
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 13/07/2026
h/t - LGF member Shiplord Kirel
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 07/07/2026
Man in 50s attire face-palming, captioned:

Aw Jeez, not this shit again!
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 05/07/2026
i really wish I could look back on the Biden presidency with fondness and nostalgia, but this photograph will always haunt me.
Donald Trump with Joe and Jill Biden at the White House after Trump reelection, all with big shit-eating grins.

"Welcome home," said Joe.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 26/06/2026
Important new message from Col. Queeg.
The Communists are finally making their move. I’ve been waiting and preparing for this for a long time. It’s easy to be a Communist — All you have to do is say, “I’ll give you everything,” but that means you’re taking it away from others that have earned it. Over thousands of years, that Ideology has not worked once. The game is on. Enjoy watching! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 26/06/2026
a narcissist obsessed with a reflecting pool hmm i seem to recall hearing a story containing these elements, once upon a time…
Narcissus

by Caravaggio
1597-1599
Oil on canvas
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 25/06/2026
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 22/06/2026
I don't think about Americans' financial situation.

I don't think about anybody.

-- Donald Trump
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 21/06/2026
ANTIFA SABOTAGED THE REFLECTING POOL
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/06/2026
Perfect photo, no notes.
Trump is at the G7 meeting, but no one wants to talk to him. He is sad now.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 15/06/2026
current mood
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 15/06/2026
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