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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sometimes I wonder if these transphobes have ever been in a public bathroom. Like, you know people don’t just get naked and waggle their bits around, right?

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I love that we can come together internationally to celebrate an entire month of soft core gay porn… erm… wait. I think it’s pronounced “World Cup.”

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Depression hack: don’t workout because it’s good for you. Workout because you hate it and deserve to be punished

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The Venn diagram of stud and f*ggot is @connorstorriebr.bsky.social . And I am HERE.FOR.IT.

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Hear me out: France has convinced the world for centuries that it has the top or one of the top culinary cultures there is. But most of their cooking amounts to just melting cheese on stuff.

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D’Manda Martini @dmandamartini.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Another WONDERFUL night with @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social at #broadwaynatdc - this time for the return of #thewizbway ! The tour is only in DC THIS week - so get your tickets now - use code TINMAN at checkout for discounted tickets (restrictions in certain performances may apply).

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Therapy is not free speech. There’s a reason why you need to be licensed in order to practice. It is regulated speech. Conversion tactics have been shown over and over again to not only be ineffective, but actively detrimental.

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

“I opened up a fresh egg of pantyhose the other day… he didn’t even notice”

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

“Be not scared to look a little bit ugly” -Logan Stone

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D’Manda Martini @dmandamartini.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

We’re coming back to #farpointcon in just a few short weeks! Very excited for new venue, & from what this cast is planning - it’s gonna be out of this world - including Tiffany, Sirene, @loganstoneofficial.bsky.social @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social & Alex Mac (aka @jessicacrouse.bsky.social)

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I’m actually what’s known as a ghost shouter. I have the ability to yell at ghosts

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I love that in Buffy, the gang regularly hangs out passionately researching things in the library and Principal Snyder and Joyce are like “what are you up to, hooligans?!”

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

My kink is watching ICE agents getting forcibly run out of town

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

What’s your favorite Lucy Lawless project? Mine’s Eurotrip

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Meeting your heart surgeon the day before the big op, and discovering they got into it because they liked unboxing videos.

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I guess this is my only real social media outlet anymore. Say hi 💕

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I may not go down in history, but I will absolutely go down on your dad

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

“A little hard work never killed anybody” *stares in all of human history*

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Am I the only one who constantly wants to play matchmaker on Sniffies?

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

“You’re gender-fluid?” “Basically. My gender is kind of like that episode where Eliza Dushku plays Faith as Buffy as Faith.”

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

My grandmother: “and this is my USO dress. Isn’t the sash fetching?” Me: “and this is my don’t-kill-myself pill. And this is my feel-slightly-better-about-living pill.”

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Joyce: “so what did you do for your birthday?” Buffy: “I got my back blown out by my soulless boyfriend”

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Charlemagne Chateau @charlemagnechateau.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I don’t even know what one roll of paper towels or toilet paper is anymore because they’re all measured by how many other rolls they’re equivalent to

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