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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Tom Myers had no problem posting his shitty YouTube videos in the subreddit in a fitful attempt to gain monetization. Tom Myers posted there more than Adam (zero times). Perpetual rake stepping fucking idiot who passed on going on TAFS to be a wack packer for Kevin Brennan.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Congratulations to Chelsea on winning the FIFA Club World Cup

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Nick: (as Gene Hackman) Goddamn it, my tits are too big… Listen to me, I’m a fuckin’ baby. Stop kissing my big fuckin’ baby tits!

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Nick: (about BetDSI) It’s a German company and a lot of people think that’s the reason that they have explicit antisemitic… Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

TAFS subreddit is down unless you are already subscribed. 😔

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Stav: Me and Eldis baked a whole tray of cookies at 1am last night. You know what I did? I spread nut butter on one side of each cookie like an Oreo. Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out. Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Nick: We gotta figure out how to get Peter Thiel money…. the last six months of this show, we will push any message you want on some of the most unstable people in the country. We have an audience of half a million listeners a fucking episode.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Nick: You think Patton Oswalt’s penis looks like him?

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Nick: I remember as a kid, often non-whites would spell my name “Nike”.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Nick: You’re fat as shit. Stav: I’m straight, actually.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Adam: I read my 7th grade yearbook when I was back home recently and every message was “Hey Jew, good luck being Tom Green.”

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Dan Soder: That’s always funny when you find out that movies are funded by other countries. Nick: Like Israel. Like every movie.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Adam Friedland is the Joe Rogan of the center-left.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Nick: I don’t think I could kill a CEO. The fantasies that I have in my head is that they come to a party and I’m like “You’re not welcome here.”

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Thinking Munk @thinkingmunk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

As a debater, @destiny.gg is undefeated, and @adamfriedlandshow.bsky.social quickly finds out...

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Detective Mullen: (writing in his notepad) Case 001, it’s the longest case I’ve ever been running: First degree lying, deadass, bitch. Suspect: Adam Dean Friedland. Race: Girl. Adam: No. Detective Mullen: Height: Zero foot, one inch. Adam: That’s not true.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

“Permission to sike, your honor.”

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Mike Recine: Did you have sex recently? Adam: Yes. Mike: Nice. Nick: Did you wipe after?

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Adam: Hanukkah was terrible, ‘cause my parents weren’t from America, so basically they made Hanukkah into presents. Nick: “I had the hardest time…” Adam: No, I’m not saying… I’m talking about my struggle. Nick: “Everyone had a nice Hanukkah but my parents were poor immigrants.”

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Stav: As a white ethnic immigrant, people kind of don’t even consider us immigrants. Nick: Yeah, you’re a blimp-a-grant.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Stav: Kissinger fucks? Adam: Yeah, Kissinger fucked. Stav: That’s so annoying. Nick: Everybody in power fucks.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Adrienne Iapalucci: Well, I want to invest in your show but I want to make some changes. Nick: What do you want to change? Adrienne: I want you guys to look like you care.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

(Stav farts into the mic) Nick: He does that every episode where he farts at the fucking mic. Adam: The fart gets trapped in the wind guard.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Nick: I walked by Sotheby’s six months ago and they were auctioning off the actual wardrobes from Game Of Thrones. And I said “Should I go in here and shoot anybody that comes in here and places a bid? Should I kill anyone participating in this auction? I think I should. I think somebody should.”

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Mike Recine: (on “Hamilton”) If you can remove yourself from how corny it is… Nick: I can’t.

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Mike Recine: My kid got his purple belt in karate. Adam: Gay.

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Prognoz Pogodi @prognozpogodi.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Hajime hasn't seen it yet. I'll eat it first

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TAFS/Cum Town Quotes @chapocheck.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Adam: It’s funny when you’re gambling or playing fantasy sports and a guy gets injured, you’re like “Fuck you, you pussy!” People act that way about sports. Not me, I’m mature, and these are human beings.

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