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Chaotic Mitzvah

@chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social
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I’m just a fleishig reuben sandwich with a lot of opinions.

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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What do you mean Rip VanWinkle isn’t a notorious 80s hair band rocker-turned-producer? No seriously, that’s what I thought he was this whole time.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Reading Anne Of Green Gables to Tapuz…
Orange and white kitty cat curled up counterclockwise with his little pink nose at 6:00. He is asleep on a pile of clean laundry, waiting to be folded and put away in the closet.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The reason why women don’t have a prescribed daily prayer to thank G-d for not making them a man is because Hashem knew women would already be saying it multiple times a day. #NoJewanceJanuary #MarnishMidrash because we need more #midrash by womenfolk. #noJewance
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
#JewishChristmas #Nittelnacht When the #AshkeTummy ™ contains celiac, you need to make the #ChinesefoodOnChristmas yourself. #homemade #hotandsoursoup #lomein #food #kosherstyleonabudget #NicheKnish a subsidiary of Jew Apron #JewApron: I cook for you. Whether you want me to or not.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
On today’s episode of #JustHowAshkenazi It’s night 4 and we’ve depleted our first 10lb bag of potatoes of the chag. 10lbs= 50 #latkes, for anyone wondering. #chanukah #hanukkah #MrBabyKhenny #orangecat #Jewishpets #menorah #hanukkia
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
One more time for the folks in the back: Everyone but me Makes #latkes wrong. #chanukah #hanukkah #potatolatkes #food #schmaltz
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I cannot be the only person who feels the barometric pressure dropping. Geez, it’s like being in an airplane!
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Toad had surprised Frog with a Birkat Kohane.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Girl Dinner is so much easier when you eat milchig and can binge shredded chihuahua cheese right out of the bag.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oops. I did it again. #challah #bread #sweetChallah #RoundChallah #RoshHashanah This one is stuffed with caramelized apples.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I made chametz #challah for the first time in 29 years. And for the first time ever, I said the bracha and performed the ritual of taking challah. #Shehecheyanu #RoshHashanah #Jewish
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A Jewish mother serving you kishke
Black text on a white background: “Sure, a monster that disembowels you would be scary, but so would a monster that embowels you. Just stuffing you full of all sorts of new bowels.”
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Just ate my first ever home grown sugar snap pea. It. Was. Incredible. And yes, I said a Shehecheyanu. I didn’t even know that I could grow anything until last season. #gardening #garden #kitchenGarden
Purple snap pea on the vine
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
#NoJewanceJune If you are being kept company by members of your country’s consulate until you are deported back home for illegally entering a war zone instead of using the required points of entry you haven’t been kidnapped.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
When you’re so desperate for music that you let your night time med alarm keep playing instead of turning it off as quickly as humanly possible… #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
40! 40 #GlutenFreeOmer! Ah-ah-ah!
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
39 #GlutenFreeOmer #Shavuot is imminent!
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
38 Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
37 #GlutenfreeOmer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
36 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
34 & 35 #GlutenFreeOmer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
33 #glutenFreeOmer Only one week until #CheesecakeChag
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
32 #GlutenFreeOmer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
31 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
30 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
29 Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
27&28 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
#potatokugelkatz says 26 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
25 Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
24 #omer #GlutenFreeOmer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
23 #GlutenFreeOmer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
(This was 21 Omer)
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
22 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
20 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
19 #omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
17 Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Show of hands from #JewSky Who would get @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social merch if they used the three-letter acronym for their band name?
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
16 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
15 #Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
13 and 14 Omer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
12 Omer.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
11 Omer.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
#GlutenFreeOmer 9
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#omer #glutenFreeOmer
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
They ate their Hillel sandwiches.
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Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
More #Omer.
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