Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 12/03/2026What do you mean Rip VanWinkle isn’t a notorious 80s hair band rocker-turned-producer? No seriously, that’s what I thought he was this whole time. 010
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The reason why women don’t have a prescribed daily prayer to thank G-d for not making them a man is because Hashem knew women would already be saying it multiple times a day. #NoJewanceJanuary #MarnishMidrash because we need more #midrash by womenfolk. #noJewance 062
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 25/12/2025#JewishChristmas #Nittelnacht When the #AshkeTummy ™ contains celiac, you need to make the #ChinesefoodOnChristmas yourself. #homemade #hotandsoursoup #lomein #food #kosherstyleonabudget #NicheKnish a subsidiary of Jew Apron #JewApron: I cook for you. Whether you want me to or not. 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025On today’s episode of #JustHowAshkenazi It’s night 4 and we’ve depleted our first 10lb bag of potatoes of the chag. 10lbs= 50 #latkes, for anyone wondering. #chanukah #hanukkah #MrBabyKhenny #orangecat #Jewishpets #menorah #hanukkia 010
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 15/12/2025One more time for the folks in the back: Everyone but me Makes #latkes wrong. #chanukah #hanukkah #potatolatkes #food #schmaltz 040
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I cannot be the only person who feels the barometric pressure dropping. Geez, it’s like being in an airplane! 010
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Toad had surprised Frog with a Birkat Kohane. 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Girl Dinner is so much easier when you eat milchig and can binge shredded chihuahua cheese right out of the bag. 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Oops. I did it again. #challah #bread #sweetChallah #RoundChallah #RoshHashanah This one is stuffed with caramelized apples. 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I made chametz #challah for the first time in 29 years. And for the first time ever, I said the bracha and performed the ritual of taking challah. #Shehecheyanu #RoshHashanah #Jewish 010
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Just ate my first ever home grown sugar snap pea. It. Was. Incredible. And yes, I said a Shehecheyanu. I didn’t even know that I could grow anything until last season. #gardening #garden #kitchenGarden 030
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 12/06/2025#NoJewanceJune If you are being kept company by members of your country’s consulate until you are deported back home for illegally entering a war zone instead of using the required points of entry you haven’t been kidnapped. 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 30/05/2025When you’re so desperate for music that you let your night time med alarm keep playing instead of turning it off as quickly as humanly possible… #Omer 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 16/05/202533 #glutenFreeOmer Only one week until #CheesecakeChag 000
Chaotic Mitzvah @chaoticmitzvah.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Show of hands from #JewSky Who would get @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social merch if they used the three-letter acronym for their band name? 000