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Ben Barrett

@chaossmurf.bsky.social
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The Urien of ignorance. The Dead Sea of men (he/him). Games. Biz Dev @ Quantum Tech Partners. BD & Marketing Consultant. Prev: Firesquid, GLHF, CA, Focus, PCGN, etc. Cat pix sent to: ben(at)quantumtechpartners(dot)com.

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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well Force Awakens didn't come out that long ago, how much could inflation have impacted since then? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
inflation since 2015 is about 41%
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
watching a Long War playthrough on Twitch while I work and this guy's face despawned without his hair, a sort've reverse-Breens situation
xcom screenshot
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Pokemon GhostGrey romhack has some strong, STRONG moods
an NPC saying "husband dead."an NPC saying "Not want remarry. Just want rock."
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you can borrow this until the FF7 raid comes out in FF14, Zelda fans
the I fucking hate you and hope you die meme
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Reading your tweets about GTA6
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Come to the Corkonian in the next 30 minutes if you want to catch some fucking pokemon
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
LADS boys are surprisingly down to Earth, and VERY funny.
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
haha funny
a Slay the Spire 2 successful Ascension 10 run done with 128 copies of Uproar
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this should be illegal man
top of twitch front page advertising Stocsk & Crypto
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
were there two worse characters in the history of fiction
Maya and Alejandro from Heroes season 2
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
game designers fucking love a little road that goes like this, they see that they're like fuck yeah
a swirly road in Cyberpunk 2077
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
live footage of the FF community for the next 2 years
the I fucking hate you and hope you die meme
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
been long enough we can all admit this is fucking funny yet (I'm playing Cyberpunk and it seems like it's just Elder Scrolls for cunts (I'm cunts))
the infamous mix it up ad from Cyberpunk 2077
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
a tweet that reads "ah well, only the footie init. at least we'll all definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death"
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh we are officially at the bottom of the slippery slope huh. Good run Magic, good run.
MTG's new Star Trek cards featuring signatures from the actors.
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Stunning work by Google's AI here (I am not going to Brighton, as I have just sent like 5 emails saying)
AI predictive email text which reads "Thanks for the invite, but I'm UK based in London and I'll be at Develop that week so I won't be able to make it to Glasgow."
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"In France, Arkane’s management is beginning required consultation with its Works Council to review potential strategic options." Damn weird that only one studio has to consult with their workers to decide what to do, wonder why
a thinking mario
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
in this house we salute the flag
the flag of Cabo Verde
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
did you see the special guest in the credits
Guest Bullet Program: Eebrozgi
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ed Norton reacting to a US goal like me seeing a billionaire be eaten alive
a pleased but slightly disturbed looking Ed Norton
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
you gotta laugh eh
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have become the joker
me closer to the secret but absolutely still no way to actually get in it
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I am going to become the joker
an image from end of starchild showing a secret I can't reach
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Everywhere I go I see his face
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
child rebecca in Ted Lasso season 3 isn't real and can't hurt you child rebecca:
an image of a really fucking weird looking child
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Despite the Overwatch merch, I still don’t clean up so bad at 35
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
never noticed this absolutely killer bit of football journalism piss-take in Ted Lasso before
a screenshot of the second last episode of the first season of Ted Lasso, in which a fake stat page is showing the number of "Game-Losing, Season-Crushing Own Goals" by a player
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They’ve started the process of turning Labour backbenchers into something useful
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it's gonna be years before another guaranteed 10/10 isn't it
the last three Vanillaware games, that launched 2013, 2019, and 2024
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
it's a nothing ever happens for my area
the results for the Glasgow Kelvin and Maryhill election
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
C H A O S W I T H E D M I L L I B A N D
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There was a re-blowup in the FF14 community recently, and lead to the following tweet from one reasonableish influencer to one of the psychos. I think about it every day.
A tweet that reads "My god dude can you just grow the fuck up already"
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It’s voting time and voted all over those bitches
A shiny pokemon outside my front door
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They’re at it again. Trying to see if Transphobia Monthly can be used as something useful, like feed for an imaginary creature.
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You’re 35 for ONE DAY and Pokemon Go starts calling you a washed unc who needs to git gud
A quest in PoGo to do 5 Great Curveball Throws in a row
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
(Political commentary will now be accompanied by AR pictures of shiny pokemon to ease the stress) bro you are IN POWER who do you think MADE the mess???
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
he has started playing perish song
an FF14 meme of Titania saying "aren't you sick of being nice? don't you want to go ape shit?"
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
single player is dead btw etc.
two reddit stories about E33 and RE9 hitting 8 and 7 million sales respectively
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
take note
me wearing a t-shirt that says "I am the big rat that makes all of the rules" and has various good pictures of rats on it
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
They’re calling him Bash Kattchet
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
waking up every morning like
A page from the manga Monster. A balding man with large eyes is staring down and into the camera, saying "Well, well. Still alive, are we?"
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Everyone gets this is worse, right? Proves there is no way in which the layoffs or the cutting of insurance is actually necessary, shows they have however much spare money is required, etc, etc. bsky.app/profile/news...
"Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney responds to the Terminally Ill Employee Who Can't Get Life Insurance: Epic is in contact with the family and will solve the insurance for them. There is high confidentiality around medical information and it was not a factor in this layoff decision"
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
manga character shows up looking like a pretty light haired boy you better run for the hills son
the villain of the manga Monster
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
that Trump Pearl Harbour clip is so fucking funny, I cannot stand it "Take my wife, please"-ass President.
A shot of Trump just as he compares his own attack on Iran to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour, while sitting with the new Japanese leader.
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Excuse the AI summary
a window that says "Iraq War length" with text beneath it that reads:

The Iraq War lasted nearly nine years, beginning with the U.S.-led invasion on March 20, 2003, and officially concluding with the withdrawal of the last U.S. troops on December 18, 2011. The conflict involved an initial rapid invasion phase, followed by a prolonged, intense insurgency and sectarian violence.
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I am going to die laughing
A shot of the BBC News post on the recent byelection, reading:

“She adds that the only "sensible candidate" standing in Gorton and Denton was Charlotte Cadden - the Conservative Party candidate.
A reminder of the final vote count: The Greens won the Gorton and Denton by-election with 14,980 votes; Reform UK came second with 10,578; Labour came third with 9,364 and the Tories finished fourth with 706”
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
WELL ALRIGHT THEN
The woke is back on the menu meme
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oh tomorrow is a "could something good ever happen?" morning, how very exciting
a sad looking yoshi
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Ben Barrett @chaossmurf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
steam horse fest
the logo for steam horse fest
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