jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026bought the business class option that doesn’t include lounge access (???) and now i’m probably going to throw myself in the turbine of the next plane i see 🫠 170
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I really hate el*n, but it’s pretty cool that i can post this while downloading an app while on a plane… for FREE. 260
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026okay cool. my dog does this when I have gas. 091
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s going to be a song about she’s the first person to be sick of being famous and then she’ll proceed to release 18 different vinyl pressings that are exactly the same except each one comes with a different color smallpox blanket. calling it now. 0150
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I want a beni bot so badly. It’s so cute and cool. (Also the kid who made his mom get him an idog or whatever those were called and then never actually played with it. 010
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026would you rather have a hot face and ugly profile or ugly face and hot profile? 030
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026can i open the same app twice, because it would be great to have this account and my *** open at the same time 🥰 2200
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i truly did not know this movie was coming out. i swear to god. 😭😭😭😭 also, my new vocal stim is “how about a win for the Jets!” 130
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 07/09/2026went to look at dogs to adopt today despite knowing i can’t get one for five weeks because of a trip. maybe i am into masochism 😭😭😭😭 0120
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026omg i swear on my life that i didn’t know of this FILM being released… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mus...en.wikipedia.orgThe Musical (2026 film) - Wikipedia 030
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026will someone buy me this temu silly goose sweater please? 020
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 05/09/2026these are the types of questions i ask @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social 091
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026and if i told you my flight was DELAYEDstatic.klipy.comMeryl Streep: Devil Wears Prada DrizzleALT: Meryl Streep: Devil Wears Prada Drizzle 080
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026need a day old nerds rope and sticking a bunch of nerds gummy clusters together and leaving them out overnight simply would not do 020
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 30/08/2026someone owns www.iheartconnecticut.com and isn’t using it :/ 180
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026and Lea Michele and John McCain and Neil Gorsuch and ME 7150
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026this app rarely worked before chatgpt was released… 060
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Airheads are only produced in one facility that was built in Kentucky in 1986. The plant produces 6.5 million Airheads bars every single day. 040
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026sometimes i look at where i am today and can’t believe how far i’ve fallen from when i once made a viral-ish vine 😔 1130
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jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026half day tomorrow and then off until monday to enjoy my birthday. rule of threes with octogenarian home alone 2 cast members maybe? just a taste? maybe? 👀 080
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026sad to report that i suffer from skeeter syndrome 😔 please donate: www.gofundme.com/gofundme.comGoFundMe | The #1 Crowdfunding and Fundraising PlatformStart your fundraiser in minutes with tools to help you succeed. GoFundMe is the global leader in crowdfunding, trusted by 100+ million people. 2110
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026my tagline for my upcoming jesus year will be “crucify me!” 160
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026bought a bag of airheads today. underrated candy. (although they are different now and not quite as good) 030
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 21/08/2026bf did knew who ed balls is but bot for being the guy who tweeted “ed balls” 140
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 16/08/2026made my man do this and none of his picks looked like me so now we’re fighting (he doesn’t know) 1230
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 16/08/20265/5. one of the few good worth it fine dining meals in dc. congrats. 050
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026going to SHIA tonight. it has been made very clear to me that chef ed lee and i want them to know that that’s okay. will report back. thank you. 010
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 15/08/2026jump scare (just saw halloween candy at the grocery store!) 020
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my new neighbor across the way has a red light and the generic plastic sheet-style blind and something with the red light wavelength effectively renders the blind translucent and i don’t know what to do. it feels like it would be weirdly creepy if i found this person’s door and left a note? 110
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026bf has a call with a recruiter for a job in— *gets hit by an asteroid* 0110
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i broke up with my ex mostly because our lives were going in different directions and i wanted to move back to nyc from cdmx but he didn’t want to/couldn’t for many understandable reasons. his new-ish bf just moved to nyc a month ago, and he’s there like at least once a month? 🤡 3190
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026what i would say if I were an over dramatic fish threatening to end it all: 0101
jon’s fonda @chaoschupacabra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026if the world is going to end, we should put liza in a well-stocked bunker so she can last longer than the test of us and then tweet “liza minnelli outlived EVERYONE!” 040
