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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿

@chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio
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Owner of Passion Bay 💖 #SecondLife’s Chaos Goose🪿 Heavy handed blocker of non-SL accounts. Thirsting over Shane West since 1999 🤤 "bestest goose incarnate" - Nerxy “Dump truck goose ass” - Tristyn (She/They) | 🪶n8v ✨✨CRY MORE BIGOTS✨✨ AI kills.

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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 04/10/2026
The internets agrees
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 17/08/2026
Dad coworker called me and “had to share” And—
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 14/08/2026
So close to a crashout on the plane because this man spreading asshole keeps jabbing me right when I was about to fall asleep and I just wanted to sleep on the flight cause I still have to drive home. Brightness up in my phone cause fuck him.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/08/2026
Found out Vegas is the last bastion of really supporting smokers. Having a beer cause my flight is now delayed three hours.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/08/2026
Also a little obsessed with the Mountain view from my room.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/08/2026
Closing out Vegas with one last drink before my flight 🙌🙌🙌
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 11/08/2026
Also ART VENDING MACHINES I LOVE THIS. There’s three I’ve found so far in this hotel
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 11/08/2026
WHY IS THE FLOOR OF THE PARKING LEVEL SHINY
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 11/08/2026
Cuban breakfast sandwich and causing chaos at 6am for coworkers who aren’t even awake yet 😂
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 03/08/2026
Getting immediate payout on the meme was great tho. I regret nothing.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 03/08/2026
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 03/08/2026
These feral swamp goblins wait until I am about to go out of town I swear to GOD.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
Orange flavored telekinetic menace chaos twins.
Clari: *Gently taps table*
Russell: *Taps back*
John: What are they doing?
Cas: Morse code.
Clari: *Aggressively taps table*
Russell: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT
BACK-
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
Siblings.
Cas: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Clari: Huh?
Cas: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Clari: I love you.
Cas:
Clari:
Clari: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Cas: I KNEW IT!!
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
John and Cas: *Try and take on any role of authority in the early days*
Russell and Clari: 
(An image from Arcane of Powder and Ekko flipping off someone as they speed by)
#m: John #m: Cas #m: Russell #m: Clari #*rage against the machine blasting as they skid by* FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME--
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
Cas: [whispering] Don't tell her I made bacon in the toaster.
Clari: [coming back from
a run] What the
hell happened?
Russ, holding four used fire extinguishers: ...
John: Cas made bacon in the toaster.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
Cas finds out his brother in law is a lawyer, meaning esquire, meaning muppet treasure island and Mr Bimbo.
Cas is never allowed a phone. Period.
cause he'd have Jordan in his contacts as Mr. Bimbo and this as his contact photo
(An image of Fozzy Bear from Muppet Treasure Island)
 
@bloodbulletsandbytes
#m: Cas #he'd have Russell as 'Daisy PullUps' and that's another story #... Clari gets changed to 'Mrs. Bimbo' as soon as Jordan puts a ring on it #currently she is 'Cleats McGee' #John is Johnny Quest and that's probably the nicest nickname #Cas making a slide show to explain these names 4th wall break Kronk style #John's slide: a picture of Johnny Quest next to a picture of John #no further text or explanation
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
It’s Russell’s fault
Anonymous asked
EXPLAIN LAIR DWELLER VINERS.
tellemanca answered
*cracks knuckles*
THEY WOULD BE INTERNET FAMOUS FOR THEIR 'QUICK CUTS' AND 'SLICK CAMERA TRICKS!
And then you know Russell would fucking straight up teleport on camera and levitate a bus and the comments would all be "SOO FAKEEEEEE."
JEDIKIAH AND THE FOUNDER WOULD LITERALLY BURN VINE TO THE GROUND IF THEY COULD BECAUSE THESE GOD DAMN MILLENNIALS
SHOWING OFF AND EXPOSING THE HOMOSUPERIORS. GOD DAMNIT HOW DO YOU REMOVE VIDEOS FROM THE INTERNET?
And most of the videos would be filmed in some weird old non descript subway station and people try and figure out where the fuck they are filming at and John has to put his foot down and demand people stay in their rooms and do this stupid shit because some fanboy almost found the Lair. And holy shit, Ultra can't find their lair, but a dedicated fanboy almost did because he is clearly better at internet stalking than a god damn paramilitary organization.
And Jed debates hiring him.
tmrrwpplarchive
Apr 25, 2022
Reminder: #TPs are why Vine died. RIP. #like how Charlotte got flappy bird pulled from the App Store
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 01/08/2026
The nicknames 🤌🤌🤌
tmrrwpplarchive
Jun 1, 2025
*Steeples hands*
...
Ultra agents have nicknames for the main Lair Dwellers.
Jed hates it because he thinks it makes them more of a threat than they are and makes them seem valid in their terrorism (regardless him knowing they ARE a threat.)
John is The Traitor, for obvious reasons. What do you call a highly trained agent who took their playbook and a super computer on the way out the door?
Cas is The Dealer, everyone knew where Cas was back in the day, a mid level narcotics dealer who was supplying information to Ultra until he went ghost shortly before John did.
Russ is The Klepto, of course he is. The telekinetic banned from 70% of Casinos across the continent and known for strolling out of stores, pockets bulging with tech, jewelry, and money.
Cara is The Telepath, clearly, one of the strongest telepaths alive and capable of making someone believe they are a root vegetable if they piss her off too much, Cas is too but they don't know that yet, unfortunately for them.
And Clari is Carrie, and depending on the mood she's in when they come across her some agents made
'Categories of Carrie' after several different interactions with her. Cat 1 Carrie is when Clari throws light boxes or items at the agents. Cat 3 is throwing people through walls. Cat 4 is when she uses particles like roof gravel or splinters of wood to defend herself, and seriously injure any agent who gets too close. Cat 5 is when she knowingly love taps her prime barrier and doesn't care if the attempted murder knocks her out.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 18/07/2026
Today is my Dad’s celebration of life. The same place as my mom’s was. I have my SL sister here with me and we just got up. Everything is sorted. Pictures to come for catharsis. The catering menu for 250 people.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 06/07/2026
I ate so good this episode. Torrhen had me cackling. Also baby Faeron hurt my feelings what a sweet boy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 05/07/2026
McGee for tax, shoving his niece into the corner of the couch
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 04/07/2026
I uh… did a thing? (Farewell Bronco I will miss you a little but not much)
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 03/07/2026
Would you deadass say the n word hard r to “nail home” the point if you were accused of saying that? You legit did not help yourself at all and seem to think you’re playing 3D chess on a piece of white paper.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 30/06/2026
uh oh, @primfeed.social mods are on a powertrip again It was SL related you absolute morons. It was a meme of my SL face wrangling the brat princes.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 29/06/2026
Now functioning enough to send a few pics 😂 Finch did a sponsored month with supergirl
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 28/06/2026
It’s my half birthday, which means happy 37th birthday Mark/iplier cause he’s 6 months older than me 😂
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 26/06/2026
Today’s dinner on the company dime since my customer just deadass ghosted me?????
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 25/06/2026
It’s a pull out 😂 I already smacked the AC as low as possible, took the hottest shower I could stand, and going down to enjoy how NICE IT IS OUTSIDE. I left Tampa BREATHING WATER in the 90s. This is DELIGHTFUL.
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 25/06/2026
I want a Santa Fe now. And CORNER ROOM AND COUCHHHHHHHHH 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 25/06/2026
OH THANK GOD
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 25/06/2026
I am going to dRINK IT
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 24/06/2026
Oh no.mp3
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 24/06/2026
Hopefully on the plane with me 25 feet away
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 23/06/2026
This little cat has me stressed the fuck out 😭
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 22/06/2026
I love how I circle back regularly to this
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 21/06/2026
Just had user albykat6 admit that she was letting her MINOR CHILD use her avatar when she came into Passion Bay and ran directly into a penis vendor. Got told to 'mind my own business'. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. secondlife:///app/agent/ac886f75-9742-4a19-a150-e3d3a74cb56f/inspect

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[12:18] Zeke Viridian (chaos.bubbles): You're too old in SL to not know better
[12:46] Al (albycat6): Hi
[12:46] Al (albykat6): Yeah I'm many years old
[12:47] Zeke Viridian (chaos.bubbles): [12:17] Al (albykat6) entered chat range (17.58 m).
[12:17] Passion Bay: Louboutin has left Passion
[12:18] Plumeria Viridian (plumeria.jezebel): careful about running into people Al
[12:18] Al (Albykat6) left chat range.
[12:18] Passion Bay: Albykat6 has left Passion
[12:47] Zeke Viridian (chaos.bubbles): Then act like it.
[12:47] Al (albykat6): my daughter is the one who sometimes plays here with my Avi :)
[12:47] Zeke Viridian (chaos.bubbles): Then I'm reporting to you, children should NOT be accessing Adult Areas. Thanks for admitting that.
[12:47] Al (albycat6): ok
[12:48] Zeke Viridian (chaos.bubbles): I hope your account gets deleted, allowing children near porn. Weirdo.
[12:48] Al (albykat6): She comes in today
[12:48] Al (albykat6): under my supervision
[12:48] Al (albykat6): do not enter adult areas
[12:49] Zeke Viridian (chaos.bubbles): Passion Bay is Adult.
[12:49] Al (albykat6): Mind your own business okay
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 18/06/2026
Louella and Lou Lou, Wyatt with the odds, Maysilee and her necklaces, Ampert and the sunflowers, Wellie and her bicycle bell, Silka, panache, the students, Effie, Lenore Dove and her uncles… YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REMOVE ME FROM THE THEATER
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 18/06/2026
And this doesn’t even come out to Katniss until her and Peeta start writing the book and memories and Haymitch comes in and drops not only 23 years of tributes but everyone from the 50th, the newcomers, Mags and the hamhock soup, Wiress and the hints—
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 18/06/2026
Incoming hunger games rambling with spoilers. But Twisting the Knife by I9K with McKenna is just… them vibes. I mean, obviously cause it’s McKenna singing but like…

Twisting The Knife (feat. Mckenna Grace)
Ice Nine Kills, Mckenna Grace
Can you honestly promise me I won't be left here to die?
I'm screamin' for my life because
Honestly I'm not afraid 'til it's me twistin' the knife
So I'm screamin' for my life, barely breathin'
Violently shakin' and bleedin'
I buried the past for a reason
There's always more room in the grave
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 18/06/2026
it's wild how defensive they get when called on the smallest things and then suddenly you look at their profile and boy does it make sense. Eugh
Profile of Bel Ra in Second Life, her top pick is for a Zoophile sim
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/06/2026
What you can’t hear is me pterodactyl screeching while trying to park this stupid big ass truck 😂
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/06/2026
The curtain on the left caught on fire in the back
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/06/2026
!!!!!
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/06/2026
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 13/06/2026
Got into our seats at the right time Spiritbox. CUT DOWN THE ALTAR🎶🙌🙌
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 11/06/2026
Turned this baby on for the first time in forever (I am sweeping the patio 😂)
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 10/06/2026
Bruh. I shouldn’t have to check the gates WHEN YOUR FUCKING SERVICE SUMMARY SAYS YOU CLOSED THEM.
Digital Door Tag
The following actions were taken today:
Tested Water
Balanced Chemicals
Brushed Walls
Emptied Skimmer Basket
Skimmed Surface
Vacuumed
Closed Gate

Attached is a photo of your completed pool:
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 10/06/2026
I am paying my pool company the highest price in the county and the morons don’t know what gate to use, walk all the way around my house, and then DON’T LATCH THE THREE GATES BEHIND THEM. Sent the ring footage and guy number 1 was like “well was your dog outside at the time???”
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🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Zeke 🪿 @chaosbubbles.secondlife.bio · 07/06/2026
The most unbothered void
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