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Deadbeat Dan

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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
USF defense stop anyone challenge Failed
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you Rays, for ending the Yankees a night early because we got Bolts, Bulls, and Bucs tonight and that’s just a lot.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey remember when USF lost to temple? Good times.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real talk USF was getting their ass spanked by UTSA next week no matter what, and probably gets spankings from Memphis and FAU as well. The 7-8 wins are on the table with a mid bowl and maybe 27 is at least decent to play in the new digs. But I digress this program is so mid forever.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was really hoping for overtime just to watch clueless young mtv folks get angry that the nfl truly does dictate all.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look we know USF is the worst 4-0 team right now. We’ll take it and enjoy it while we can.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Releasing the piss tape in honor of the special guest
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
8pm Friday night kids sundaes what could go wrong
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bart Simpson Says 'I Didn't Do It'
ALT: Bart Simpson Says 'I Didn't Do It'
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really wish I were a fly on the wall every time someone has a transcendent realization the leopard has begun to rip their face off.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Bucs are just so painfully average.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My bad guys I finally found the USF game on tv and the first play is an 80 yd catch and run td. Fucking cursed
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NC State run it back YOU WONT
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hahah cfb is so dumb sometimes and that’s why we love it
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol NC state what you doing
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m tired of seeing Josie tomkow ads I’m just trying to watch a really dumb YouTube video
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah most of the country is not recognizing that Michigan win. Luckily they look to be a 7-5 team at best*, so other than stealing a bowl spot from someone this hopefully won’t matter. *no disrespect to WMU
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will never not cheer for an underdog against the self declared “P4” These schools have been complicit in ruining football for so many and they can get fucked every Saturday for eternity.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no context but 6-0 at the half to FIU, fucking oooooffffff USF
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why is my Bluesky landing on the discover tab when I open it? Didn’t ask for this
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In my forty plus years I have not seen an electrical storm as nutty as the one coming at me from the coast of New Port Richey/Tarpon springs. Legit nonstop flashing for over 30 minutes now. And it’s not even here yet.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ossoff: he’s plucking the Harp
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Time to bring a feather to the streets, and gently tickle the ice agent’s cheeks, thusly they’ll try to scratch their own face and ZAP! Gotcha bitch
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
As someone in technology and who spends way too much being online since like 1996, I would absolutely run the 666 Snake Plissken ‘shut down the earth’ code. Without hesitation.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haha dodgers swept
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you back into a parking spot in front of me, your ass gets to wait until we pass by before you pull out and in adjusting. Thems the rules
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Driving thru middle FL and the political signs are all the same. In an area that’s all red how do you distinguish who is better?
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Im a rare one but I never cared for the muppets. I cannot get the appeal.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m sorry this is lame as shit and should’ve never been a thing anyways.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Really like that google said the final was at 5pm and it’s now 4 and already half time
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Had a sub and a cookie and the couch is calling.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He’s willing the suffering, you Pope hatin twats.
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God Wills It: Crusader Knights March
ALT: God Wills It: Crusader Knights March
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I can watch this game and not care because go Spain, was rooting for them over the crusty Kanes or the Arg’s anyways.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What a derby
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t love Argentina but if the Swiss win then England has an easier path and I hate rooting for evils to beat evils so I dunno let’s go France or Spain either way.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Which goalie faux pax was worse, this or Ben Bishop’s instance when he came out of net against I think the Kings?
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is probably too local a joke but the USMNT USFed sooo hard tonight. Beat up on some mids, looked good doing it, got a hype/ranking, then totally shit the bed against a team they truly had a chance against. Not even a talent issue, just a fuckass game plan, w the star players MIA.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA getting waffled
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
More like Alexi Tallas
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Well we get Messi v Salah so
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
110% is not enough for this game guys, that’s at least ten official minutes unaccounted for
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This game has the vibes of a big 12 game that enters the 4th quarter tied at 21 and ends up 52-51 in overtime.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Vince Vaughn: You Old Sailor, Wedding Crashers
ALT: Vince Vaughn: You Old Sailor, Wedding Crashers
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Some are calling it the big beautiful kick.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rooting for
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The Spanish Inquisition Sketch
ALT: The Spanish Inquisition Sketch
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The vibes so far just feel like the US is gonna have a rough Wednesday
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Worst shootout ever, nobody wants to win
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve surfed your last butthole
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This B squad “didn’t wanna be there” Bowl Game ass loss will at least take the shock off when we get Bosnia’ed.
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Deadbeat Dan @channelflipper.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I guess you could say Türkiye really plugged it in there.
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