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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I want lord dominator to dominate me

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Personally i think you should go watch the new Caddicarus video instead but what do I know

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We have been notified about an issue with tonight’s Police Interceptors. Not sure what you want me to do though. I’m just a social media manager, not Jesus.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ugly Americans marathon all day today I can’t be arsed bro

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Due to us accidentally replacing the sugar in our scheduler’s tea with methamphetamine, tonight’s edition of “The Great Wall of China with Dan Snow” will be replaced with Lesbian Space Princess. Dan Snow will instead be shown tomorrow at 9pm on 5Select. We apologise for the inconvenience.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Tonight on Channel 5, we ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind… Is Channel 4 real or just a psyop by the government to make us watch repeats of Everybody Loves Raymond? “The Great Channel 4 Myth”, Tonight at 8pm. Watch or Stream on @channel5tv.bsky.social.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We here at Channel 5 wish every actor in that new harry potter series a very go fuck yourselves

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

What happens with a teenage womaniser gets married to a scantily-clad alien princess? Chaos. Urusei Yatsura - Catch classic episodes weeknights at 11 on 5Select!

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Life is strange. One day you feel like the best of zach, but the next you feel like the worst of zach. Commonwealth Games Highlights Every Night at 10:30pm.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Me and the lads watching Channel 5

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

July 15th, Get ready for some heart-pumping thrills as 5Action brings you-oh it’s fucking piers morgan again are you KIDDING ME?????

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Mime Enid. All episodes of Mime Enid are available to stream from Monday exclusively on 5!

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

He’s round, he’s an orange and of course… He’s Annoying! Get ready as the Annoying Orange comes to 5 every Friday at 11pm! Knife!

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Catch Jeremy and Triple T Weekdays from 9:15am! Watch or Stream on @channel5tv.bsky.social

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Cycling’s most prestigious races have a new free-to-air home on 5 🚴 Tour de France starts Saturday 4th July 🙌

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Mr. Ellison himself told me to get rid of the two gay men kissing in my pfp, apparently he says it’s “unnatural”. I would tell him that he’s buddies with someone on the Epstein list but i’d rather keep my job, the post about Jax jerking off was already pushing it enough. RIP Gay Men Kissing.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Don’t eat ass in the halls! Brand new Police Interceptors, Tonignt at 8pm! Watch or Stream on @channel5tv.bsky.social!

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

amogus Streaming now on Paramount+

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

BREAKING: We are saddened to announce that we will be saying goodbye to Vanessa in 2027! But in her place, we bring you a brand new discussion show hosted by Zooble! Here’s what they had to say: “Fuck off.” Catch Zooble in 2027, only on @channel5tv.bsky.social!

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

We are all going to die. All the world’s powers are currently working to pit us against one another just so we don’t find out about their corruption. anyways watch the x-files weeknights at 11pm on 5Action

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

kit from gameoverse, can you point at someone who WILL watch Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly tonight at 8 on @channel5tv.bsky.social?

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Up for some classic late night youth telly? Course you are! Catch Piers Morgan Uncensored tonight at 1:40am on 5STAR! to be honest we dunno what else to do with 5STAR

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Clare Andrews | AirFryerUK @airfryeruk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

National Fish & Chips Day calls for crispy air fryer goodness 🐟🍟 I cooked these Mini Fish & Chips on @channel5tv.bsky.social Air Fryers: Entertaining Made Easy 🙌 The recipe is on my Club & watch me cook them on my YouTube channel 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7C... #NationalFishAndChipsDay

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Air Fryer Mini Fish & Chips recipe by Clare Andrews

YouTube video by Clare Andrews, Cookbook Author

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD …AND STUFF

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

BREAKING: 5 has announced a brand new drama series based on the best-selling video game “No One Can Stop Mr. Domino” starring Neil Morrissey as the titular Mr. Domino. Coming to @channel5tv.bsky.social later this year.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

What’s on the Channel 5 Playlist today? Here are some of the tunes we can’t get enough of! ABBA - Super Trooper Robbie Williams - Rock DJ Korn - Got The Life Kneecap - FENIAN Whitehouse - Why You Never Became A Dancer Rolland Rat Superstar - Rat Rapping Neil Cicierega - Annoyed Grunt

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The Fortune, a brand new drama starts Tonight at 9 on 5! Benson.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

We have been made aware that this morning’s episode of Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out has gone out with the audio for tonight’s episode of “World’s Greatest Gangbangs”. We’re not gonna apologise because that shit funny af lmaooooooo

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

From all of us here at 5, We’d like to wish our woke viewers a happy pride month! And for our non-woke viewers, The Cancellation of Jim Davidson is available to stream now on 5.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

sorry we forgot to post something yesterday, the guy who normally tells us what to post was too busy gooning to the cat from gameoverse. anyways tune in tonight for a documentary about abba or something i dunno

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Join us Tomorrow afternoon from 2 for live coverage of the Second Woman’s T20, where England take on India! 🏏 IT20 Second Woman’s T20: England V India - Tomorrow from 2pm on @channel5tv.bsky.social

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

True kino. if you’ve somehow missed it, it’s available to stream now on 5.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

you COULD watch piers morgan uncensored tonight at 10:30pm on @channel5tv.bsky.social… but we’d rather you didn’t.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

We here at 5 would like to deeply apologise for this vulgar post. The employee responsible for this has now been ground to dust and fed to our overlord David Ellison. WE MUST ALWAYS PLEASE THE ELLISONS.

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

We’re Jaxing it hard to our Afternoon block of Castle, you can catch it Today from 3pm! Just make sure to clean up after yourselves!

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Join 5 as we take a look behind the scenes in the scenic seaside town of Cornwall! 🌊 Cornwall: A Year By The Sea - Tonight at 8pm on @channel5tv.bsky.social

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Weekdays on 5 are home of debates, chat and plenty of fun! ➡️ Jeremy Vine - 9:15am ➡️ Storm and Alexis - 11:30am ➡️ Matt Allwright - 12:50pm ➡️ Vanessa - 2:00pm

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Channel 5 @channel5tv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Richard Madeley explores one of the world’s biggest and strictest prisions. Richard Madeley: Inside The World’s Mega Prision | Wednesday 9pm | Watch or Stream on @channel5tv.bsky.social

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