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Chani Nicholas

@chaninicholas.bsky.social
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Your astro bestie. Cofounder of the CHANI app. NYT best-selling author of You Were Born For This.

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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
WELCOME ARIES SEASON! BOLDER! FASTER! UNHINGED! SPRING HAS SPRUNG! MERCURY IS DIRECT! THE FURY AND POWER OF MILLIONS OF SURVIVORS CHANNELED FOR CHANGE WILL TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE VAMPIRE CLASS OF WARMONGERS AND PDF FILES! LIFE IS SHORT! THEY ARE TERRIFIED! HAPPY EQUINOX, WITCHES! THIS IS OUR TIME!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
WELCOME PISCES SEASON! DREAMS! POETRY! DISTRACTION! WHO NEEDS BOUNDARIES WHEN YOU COULD BE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF OVERWHELM! ABOLISH ICE AND EMPIRE! TOUCHING GRASS ISN’T ENOUGH! WE NEED ENDLESS CONSEQUENCES TO BEFALL ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DO HORRIBLE THINGS! LIFE IS SHORT! ECLIPSES ARE HERE! HAVE FUN!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE! ABOLISH ICE! FREE PALESTINE! IT’S ALL OF US OR NONE OF US! ALL THESE HORRORS ARE INTERCONNECTED! ALL THESE FASCISTS ARE BOUND TO LOOSE! UNIONIZE! ORGANIZE! PROTEST! STRIKE! BOYCOTT! WALK OUT! LIFE IS SHORT! TAKE CARE! ONLY WE WILL SAVE US!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! CHECK LISTS! CRYING ALONE! IF YOU’RE ON TIME, YOU’RE LATE! ACCOMPLISH! G.O.A.T! KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT AND HOLD IT AGAINST EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T! ABOLISH ICE! FREE PALESTINE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN! THE OLD WORLD IS DYING! IT’S OUR JOB TO BUILD IT ANEW! HAPPY SOLSTICE!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
WELCOME SAGITTARIUS SEASON! HYPERBOLE! ENTHUSIASM! AGGRESSIVE GENEROSITY! OPTIMISTICALLY OVEREXTEND YOURSELF! KNOW IT ALL! TMI! PDA! UNHINGED AS AN ATTACHMENT STYLE! BRUTAL HONESTY AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! LIFE IS SHORT! REGRET IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD INSIDE! F ICE! EAT THE OLIGARCHY! FREE PALESTINE!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
All you fascists are bound to lose.
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! INTENSITY AS AN ACCESSORY! LIL OBSESSIONS AS LIL TREATS! BLACK EYELINER! MOODINESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! CURSES UPON THOSE WHO CUT FOOD STAMPS! PLAGUES UPON THE OLIGARCHS! HAUNT ALL ICE AGENTS! LIFE IS SHORT! CAST SPELLS! HEX THE FASCISTS! BE THE VILLAIN THE WORLD NEEDS NOW!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! BOYCOTTS WORK! ACCESSORIZE! TREATS! COMPLIMENTS! GENERAL STRIKE! REFUSING FACISM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN OUT BY THOSE W BAD HAIR, WORSE SPRAY TANS, AND AN ALL AROUND HEINOUS STYLE! LIBERATION FOR ALL! LIFE IS SHORT! F FASCISM! FREE PALESTINE! ABOLISH ICE!
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/09/2025
This event was FANTASTIC. Huge high five to @nywfp.bsky.social @bkindivisible.bsky.social Popular Democracy @jayapal.house.gov @mariajstephan.bsky.social @bradlander.bsky.social @velazquez.house.gov and EVERYONE who showed up! Photos to follow!
Rep. Pramila Jayapal laughs while adjusting her mic at the Resistance Lab event at Brooklyn Bowl.
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
WELCOME VIRGO SEASON! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! ORGANIZE! GLOBAL STRIKE EVERY THURSDAY! BOYCOTT! NON COMPLIANCE AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! IT’S NOT COMPLICATED! NO TO APARTHEID! FREE PALESTINE! LET AID IN! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! END THE OCCUPATION! DO SOMETHING W YOUR LIFE AND BE OF SERVICE!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
WELCOME LEO SEASON! DRAMA AS A DEFENSE! LIGHTING! ANGLES! PULL FOCUS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE ME BUT YOU WILL ADORE ME! SPOTLIGHTS AS ACCESSORIES! WE WOULDN’T EVEN NEED FILES IF WE JUST BELIEVED WOMEN! ABOLISH ICE AND THE PATRIARCHY! LIFE IS SHORT! MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! HAVE FUN!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
WELCOME CANCER SEASON! CARE MORE! FEEL IT ALL! MOODY! DEFENSIVE! NEEDINESS AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! INSTEAD OF BILLIONAIRES WE COULD HAVE HOUSING! AND HEALTHCARE! AND CHILDCARE! AND FOOD FOR ALL! EMO AS AN EXTREME SPORT! ABOLISH ICE! FREE THEM ALL! ARMS EMBARGO! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER! WAR IS OVER!
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miss al boogie @missalboogie.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I stopped by the @chaninicholas.bsky.social pop up in NYC today. Bumped into a few friends too!
Chani Nicholas on the left, miss al boogie on the right Shalewa Mackall on the left, miss al boogie in the right in front of an astrology pop upPic of a Venus candle
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
WELCOME GEMINI SEASON! QUESTION EVERYTHING! FLUSTER! FLIRT! FLIT ABOUT! PLAY BOTH SIDES! REFUSE TO DECIDE! THIS IS YOUR YEAR TO CREATE CUTE CHAOS! THE WORLD IS A CIRCUS! BE THE CLOWN WE NEED NOW! DISRUPT THE DICTATORS! DISTURB THE PEACE OF THOSE WHO PROFIT OFF OUR DEMISE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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Alexandra Ross Works @alexandrarossworks.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Working my way through @chaninicholas.bsky.social breakthrough course and she suggested making a collage.. it got out of hand quickly. Might have to do my whole chart… #collage #astrology #chani #chaniapp #breakthroughcourse #houses #moodboard #stealthelook
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF RESISTANCE! INSTEAD OF HAVING BILLIONAIRES WE COULD ALL BE HOUSED FED HAPPY AND FROLICKING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! DEPORT ICE! WORKERS’ RIGHTS! NAPPING! SNUGGLING! SNACKING! STUBBORNING! EXTRA ACCESSORIES AND SAUCE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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кт @ktplnts.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Why can’t I add a screaming excitement gif to this post lol @chaninicholas.bsky.social ommmgmgmgmgm 🤗😲🙌🏻 best email in weeks!
Various images of sunglasses, smiley face, crayon, etc. with text regarding a surprise announcement related to Chani
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy equinox, witches!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
WELCOME ARIES SEASON! ACTION IS THE ANTIDOTE TO DESPAIR! GET MORE DONE IN A WEEK THAN MOST DO IN A YEAR! FASTER! LOUDER! THANK YOU, NEXT! IT’S ECLIPSE SEASON! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND WORTH SAVING! ARMS EMBARGO NOW! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! LIFE IS SHORT! BOYCOTT WITH YOUR BESTIES!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
WELCOME PISCES SEASON! DREAMSCAPES! FLOW STATES! DERAILING EVERY CONVERSATION AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! TMI AS AN EXTREME SPORT! WHAT IS TIME! TFW EVERYTHING! GHOSTING IF THE VIBES ARE OFF! LIFE IS SHORT AND RIDICULOUS! ECLIPSES ARE NIGH! COUP THE COUP! CALL YOUR REPS! BOYCOTTS! GENERAL STRIKES! HAVE FUN!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Tonight’s baby Moon and Venus collab is STUNNING
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Luigi was like 7 weeks ago. LA fires began only 2.5 weeks ago.
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tangere 🙌🏽 @nom-de-guerre.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@chaninicholas.bsky.social making sense of my chart and houses ♉️♎️♊️ #astrology #chart #taurus #libra #gemini #healing #solitude
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hi. F anyone and their app that went to the inauguration. Do we build here?
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AS AN EXTREME SPORT! APATHY IS OUT! FREEDOM AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! ORGANIZE! REVOLUTIONIZE! FUTURIZE! REFUSE TO OBEY IN ADVANCE! CEASEFIRE IS THE FLOOR! COLLECTIVE LIBERATION IS THE GOAL! LIFE IS SHORT! THE OLIGARCHY IS HERE! NEVER LET THEM STEAL YOUR JOY!
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Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! ROUTINE IS A SIGN OF AMBITION! EARLY BEDTIME IS ELITE! BILLIONAIRES ARE JUST FANCY HOARDERS! CANCEL AMAZON! BUY LOCAL! CREDIT UNIONS ARE CUTE! A COUNTRY WITHOUT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS CRUEL AND ALSO INEFFICIENT! CHECKING THINGS OFF THE LIST AS ASMR! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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