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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Now I’m just imagining Bobby P on a war rig, all shiny and chrome
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Me coming to this post to yell “rent free!” after reading that shot at Nebraska out of nowhere
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
He also posted an awkward video from his office chair (over on the other site) where he gave a shout out to Nebraska’s Aussie punter and said he knew what he was going through because he too lived far away from home when in Nebraska (he’s from Portland lol).
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Warhammer 40k ass surgery
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Some say if you go outside right now and listen to the wind very intently, you can hear him giggling
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Transfer Wizard learning new powers
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
When we wanted to splurge a bit on the good beer in college, we’d pick up Busch Light.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
COLLEGE FOOTBALL. HELL YEAH ‘BOWS!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
‘Bows!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Oh god who will stop carbon fiber Pete? He’ll be so fast and structurally sound!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Nebraska hasn’t had any joy in 20 years and still catching strays in modern day podcasts. And people wonder why we lived in the 90s for so long…
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Bought a Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker off Marketplace (no way I’m paying full freight on those bad boys) and threw a party to justify said purchase where I played the Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude record on vinyl and wore my best Hawaiian shirt. Was hungover for 3 days after.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Oxford. As a history nerd studying abroad and drinking pints where Tolkien did the same I was in heaven.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 11/06/2025
Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
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ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Thank god, someone needs to shut me up
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Switching back to CRTs
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’d like to see someone try to take them up on that money back guarantee and explain to the manufacturer what exactly they aren’t satisfied with
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Kids these days don’t even remember Dysentery!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
These places about to be swamped. Been meaning to get down to Burnt Bean for a few years now. I’m sure it will be a few more before the line dies down now lol
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
One of my three year old’s comfort movies is the original cartoon grinch. Listening to Burl Ives while it’s 90 degrees outside feels like I’m blaspheming some minor god or something.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 08/05/2025
AMERICAN PONTIFF / STAY AWAY FROM ME / AMERICAN PONTIFF / IN THE HOLY SEE
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pope wearing a Sting mask. Removes it at Easter next year to reveal… it’s Pope Sting!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Mr. Trump, I heard you needed some heppin’
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a stuffed animal with a big mouth
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with a big mouth
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“See isn’t that catchy?”
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
“I can Shoulder Lean, Ion’t know how to dan’ doe” 🔥🔥🔥
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
More like Fowl Play with all those animals on the walls amirite?
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Howard E. Butt would never. His establishment shines like a bright light in a sea of darkness.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hunter on the bottom of that list is already at Nebraska as well.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Good people of this congregation, don’t you dare be sour, clap for the Lord and FEEL the POWER! It’s a New Day! Yes it is!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
“Did you know that since 1988, MSU has had one of the most successful collegiate handball club teams in the country?” I did not, but I most certainly do now!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Player pianos were really just an early form of AI when you think about it.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
We just chilling this spring/summer. Hired Holgersen, won a bowl game, won a basketball crown. No major scandals (yet). It took Rhule a few years but he calmed everybody down and now it’s just wait and see if Dana and a year 2 Raiola can pay dividends.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nebraska won the Diamond Head Classic earlier this year and they cancelled the tournament going forward. If History teaches us anything, the Crown is dead. Long live the Crown.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Folks, while you’re waiting on the arrival of Donkey Kong, let me tell you a story about a King who arrived on a Donkey…
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You won’t know when Trump punishes Hegseth for the Signal Group, but there will be signs.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank goodness I bought that overpriced cross from the gift shop when I visited in high school. Don’t even want to know what it would cost after today!
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
When the revenue agents ask where the mandolin music is coming from
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I had 8/8 teams correct and am in 5th place in my pool. 3 brackets above me all have their champ out already so I’m sweating every result now.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m very much tied to this book. I grew up in Texas, almost moved to Montana, ended up moving to Nebraska for awhile, and am now back in Texas. Also was told by my father that he wanted to name me Augustus but my mom wouldn’t let him. So I had a dog named Gus growing up.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
GBR
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hey give the Huskers and our Red Bull distributors at least one full year of Holgo see what he can do with Mahome’s lil Cuzzo
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Tell the youth it’s like Minecraft, but IRL
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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three dogs are standing next to each other and one is licking its paw
ALT: three dogs are standing next to each other and one is licking its paw
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Nebrasketball going to win this thing and be crowned the “Inaugural All-Time Basketball Kings of Las Vegas” because ain’t no way they keep playing it next year lol
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It would only be right and proper if Nebrasketball ended the season on a 5 game losing streak to get left out of not only the NCAA, but even their own conference tournament, and then went on to win a made up money grab “Crown” in Vegas. Hang the damn banner.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Student writers on tall buildings near stadiums
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a young boy wearing sunglasses and a vest is standing in front of a sign that says secret mission .
ALT: a young boy wearing sunglasses and a vest is standing in front of a sign that says secret mission .
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Harsh, but I think he has a point.
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
That’s some shockingly high grade fish
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