Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Putting "Airing of Grievances" as item #1 on all my agendas this week 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026FOODNEVERCOMES.COM It's so beautiful I almost cried 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My therapist described my job as an "intellectual gulag" and man if that isn't 1000% accurate... 021
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Was reading the Financial Times article with yet another trip through a state fair in a rural state to describe the typical American voter. Why does nobody go to these festivals to describe the typical American voter? (I mean I know why) 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 18/08/2026BEAGLE CONTENT ALERT www.laineygossip.com/how-bad-bunn...laineygossip.comHow Bad Bunny is prioritising people in Puerto Rico with the final two shows of his Debí Tirar Más Fotos World TourBad Bunny will be closing out the Debí Tirar Más Fotos World Tour at home in Puerto Rico with two final shows as his beagle, Sansa Martínez Berlingeri, covers Dogue 011
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 07/08/2026We actually use these for bread that comes with twisty ties which always mysteriously break... My junk drawer ofc contains a darning needle, a darning egg, a sock that needs darning, and yarn, none of which have been touched in over a year. 020
Reposted by ChampagneblameRuby S. @rubyji.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Here's what it looked like in case you would also like to send a message to AI companies 0809338
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 05/08/2026OK now I feel like writing a thread about books where I have vivid memories of the experience of reading them. (I could also do this with music.) To me that is one thing that makes a book really great. Was the first experience of reading it so powerful that you remember it years later? 100
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh this is fun and I don't feel like doing my job so I am going to answer some of these... 320
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'm either a mechanic or running a boarding house/bar... Or just "wife who helps with that" I guess. NO THANK YOU. 000
Reposted by ChampagneblameBrian Smith @theactualbrian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yeah, there's a reason why we have the FDA, and why it takes experts to run it properly. www.pbs.org/wgbh/america...pbs.orgThe Poison Squad | American Experience | PBSThe Poison Squad tells the story of government chemist Dr. Harvey Wiley who, determined to banish these dangerous substances from dinner tables, took on the powerful food manufacturers and their allie... 03523
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 29/07/2026AW HELL YEAH www.laineygossip.com/michael-b-jo...laineygossip.comMichael B. Jordan understood the assignment with first teaser for The Thomas Crown AffairIn the first teaser for The Thomas Crown Affair you can see that director Michael B Jordan has a very good eye and a knack for action, and Adria Arjona has a natural glamor that combines with toughnes... 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Dear Client: I regret to inform you that I can no longer effectively represent you because I fall asleep every time you open your mouth so I have no idea what is going on with your project. 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me, wearing heels: Geez this is uncomfortable. I need to practice wearing these more. Me, 10 seconds later: Fuck this shit. Me, showing up to every board meeting and conference following this day: Check out my cool sneaks! 010
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Loot that drops after defeating me: - several books in various stages of reading/rereading - Coke Zero - Hershey's kisses - Halls - dog fur - Advil - Business cards, some of which are even mine 020
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'm small, furry and roly-poly. Checks out. Your familiar is a wombat — Those with wombat familiars tend to put others at ease. People are likely to feel more comfortable being their true selves in your presence. stealingfromwizards.com/familiar-quizstealingfromwizards.comFamiliar Quiz | Discover and Engage Now — Stealing from WizardsThe most robust and scientific magical familiar finding quiz on the internet. (Probably) 100
Reposted by ChampagneblameDimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon 1937281652
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I love T Swift but this is accurate: Only A Complete Asshole Would Get Married At Madison Square Garden - defector.com/only-a-compl...defector.comOnly A Complete Asshole Would Get Married At Madison Square Garden | DefectorThis here is not a personal diatribe about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. I got no beef with either of these two crazy kids. Swift is one of the hardest-working entertainers in show business, and Kelc... 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This is a beautiful sentiment and it is one that I am taking into the July 4 weekend. I'm gonna make tacos and guac and corn on the cob flavored like Mexican street food one night, and the next night I'm gonna make shawarma. 010
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"accompanied by commemorative merchandise" the absolute shade 1366
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'm too tired today to scream into the void. I walked from 28th and Broadway to Grand Central and I feel like I ran a marathon. What is wrong with me? 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Almost used the phrase "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" in an email just now... 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 24/06/2026OK but I find it really funny that George W. Bush is ranked below Rutherford B. Hays (I know nothing about Rutherfold B. Hays) and just barely above Coolidge, Nixon and Hoover. 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Thank you @rusty.todayintabs.com for making me snort sparkling water out my nose. And of course I only drink the "extra sparkly" kind from the office water filter. 010
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Listening to Spotify on my phone like a luddite because it won't work on my computer :( 010
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It's from Die Fledermaus - "It was the champagne that was to blame!" Very relevant for my life. 010
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Adding to my playlist of "Songs about Caroline": Sweet Caroline (obvs) Carolina in my Mind Caroline (Brandi Carlile) Caroline (Concrete Blonde) Carolina (Sons of Legion) Carolina (Taylor Swift) Caroline (Sub-Radio) I remember Carolina (Margot Cliker) BUT THERE ARE SO MANY MORE... 210
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It is 9pm on the night of our 11th wedding anniversary. My husband has been on the phone for 45 minutes doing tech support for his parents (they are nowhere near done). I am working. #mawidge 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I'm laughing so hard at these comments that I'm choking 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Really disappointed I couldn't think of all B's. Billy Joel Bon Jovi Ben Folds Bishop Allen Bruce Springsteen VV Brown Jimmy Buffett Kaiser Cheifs The White Stripes Old 97s 030
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 20/05/2026TIL that the US coal industry employs fewer people than are employed in US museums and historical sites (among MANY other activities). 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Someone who is more famous than me please quote this with &udm14 linked. I have no commercial interest in that, I just hate AI search. 000
Champagneblame @champagneblame.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Defector continues to be one of the best uses of my money 000
