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@chalxolotl.bsky.social
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Not really an amphibian.

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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@josephfray.bsky.social
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Your beard sucks.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Grand Prismatic Joe Hole.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We just wanted to give you a platform to say zero.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How many of those were Joe?
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Days?
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
NYE 2022 is heartbroken.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Should’ve convinced Strasburg not to retire.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
espn.com
'That's not him': Struggling Lindor's gaffes leave Mets at loss
Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor had his third miscue in two days during an 11-6 loss to the A's, and manager Carlos Mendoza acknowledged the uncharacteristic lapses were "hard to explain."
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We all know Joseph had nothing to do with him coming about.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I wanted to give him time to grieve.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It is the purpose of most of my posts.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Had anyone seen Mare of Easttown? I’ve heard it’s gritty.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Speaking of this meme…. Match Day
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I saw Joe on one once.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s the dum dum lolli lobby.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’d be okay if you went there.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Where you belong.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Crushing it.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
One beer short.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Joe.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Marta’s right. Wouldn’t you feel slighted if Bad Bunny only did 75% of his show?
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Perhaps you can save Becky by doing karaoke for the last 15 minutes.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Sounds like he needs to engage in a period of self-reflection.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m not judging, I’m just excited cause that’s what I do.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I didn’t know staring at book pages like they are Magic Eye pictures counts as reading.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
So you are betraying Edmund Dantes too. That’ll end well.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Day Twenty Three. Fun, Old-Fashioned Family Christmas Ale by Aleworks Brewing in Williamsburg, VA. Sorry @josephfray.bsky.social, I don’t make the rules. #alxbeercember
A can of beer next to a doodle of a cactus under some mistletoe.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Night Twenty Two. Citra Claws Hazy IPA by Mason Ale Works in San Diego, CA. Don’t let your dog have it. #alxbeercember
A can of beer with a doodle of a poinsettia.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Night Twenty One. Gnome for the Holidays Saison by Silver Branch Brewing in Silver Spring, MD. Playing catch-up and hopefully Dominick can get me there. #alxbeercember
A can of beer next to a doodle of a Christmas donkey.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Seems like a super fun party!
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Appreciated!
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Night Twenty. Volpe Italian Style Pilsner by Dutchess Ales in St. Louis, MO. Pouncing for presents. #alxbeercember
A can of beer with a doodle of a leaping arctic fox.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Night Nineteen. Kookasaurus West Coast IPA by Humble Sea Brewing in Santa Cruz, CA. We are judged by the company we keep. Except dogs, they’re cool. #alxbeercember
A can of beer with a doodle of the dog from the Grinch.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Because I couldn’t figure out the placing the candles right to left and lighting left to right - so I just lit them all.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Night Eighteen. Colossal Claws Double IPA by Civil Society Brewing in Jupiter, FL. This heavy hitter is making sure night 5 is crazy. #alxbeercember
A can of beer next to a doodle of a menorah.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Yessssss
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Well struck.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Night Seventeen. Firelight’s Glow by Mast Landing Brewing in Westbrook, Maine. Lowbrow, highly confusing. #alxbeercember
A can of beer next to a doodle a low-brow möbius strip.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Challenge accepted.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Night Sixteen. Servus Helles Lagerbier by Wheatland Spring Farm + Brewery in Waterford, VA. This beer is more admirable than abominable. #alxbeercember
A can of beer with a doodle of an abominable snowman.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Who will be worth more for the money you’re paying them next year? Him or Strasburg?
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This was a good beer.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Night Fifteen. Gunner’s Daughter Milk Stout by Mast Landing Brewing in Westbrook, ME. He sees you when you’re moving. #alxbeercember
Can of beer next to a doodle of T-Rex Santa Claus.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Night Fourteen. Just Be Helles-Style Lager by Eredità Beer in North Haven, CT. Drink this one as fast as you can. #alxbeercember
A doodle or a gingerbread woman next to a can of beer.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Night Thirteen. Aerials West Coast IPA by Outer Range Brewing in Frisco, CO. Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here! #alexbeercember
A can of beer with a doodle of a green candy cane with a quote from the Big Lebowski.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It’s a badge of honor.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
What about Becky?
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Night Twelve. Mango Lime Smol Lil’ Fruited Sour by Drekker Brewing from Fargo, ND. Pucker Up, Jack Frost. #alxbeercember
A can of beer with a doodle of Jack Frost.
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Chuck @chalxolotl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I took you for a Little Caesars guy.
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