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Tobias von Falkenturm

@chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social
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Moving over from the cursed former bird site DE/ENG/我学习中文

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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"...why are people flat?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Make sure to follow the rules of the kitchen if you use it!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Knew being German would come in handy, sooner or later."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Am I wrong, though?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Boobalicious Bot."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"BB's never done anything wrong in her life."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Huh- w-wait a second-"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"...you've got yourself a deal!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"I can offer you like 5$."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Ugh... growing tired of this place..."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"This place SUCKS!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Yay!!!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"The fuck's a woim?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Where did she even buy that dress?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"...can't I just sit by the pool?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[Siiigh.] "...this place used to be so lively..."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"...stop being mean to Koyan..."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Koyanskaya's never done anything wrong!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"...pardon?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"...can I take a day off instead?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
[She did not get a response from him, only groans and moans - but the throbbing underneath her foot was clearly telling her he wasn't too opposed to this treatment of his. Taking the chance to try and breathe as she let go of him momentarily and take off those boots, he could barely catch his +
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Well, you did say you didn't ca- w-what the-" [As he adjusted to the cold and twilight, he was already barely keeping on his feet, and the disappearance of his clothes at her whim left him even more shivering. Feeling incredibly small before the power she was wielding, it's not like he could have+
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Well, who am I to refuse an order from her royal highness..." [And there go his pants, dropped to the ground.]
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
[Blink, blink. Taking a long while to process.] "Beg your pardon?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"As long as they're reasonable."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Sounds dangerous..."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Bwuh-"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Then... who did?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Did you order it?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"WHY IS THE SHRIMP DRESSED LIKE THAT!?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Um, what the fuck is HAPPENING!?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Why would Olwen become evil?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
//treated myself to a little something for my birthday earlier this week
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"...stop that."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"April already, huh?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
//did a bit more calligraphy
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
//did a bit of calligraphy practice
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"Alright, whoever needs a place to stay for a while, I think I can accomodate one or two of you. I'll just... stay at my apartment in the city." [The penthouse. And two floors below it he has bought.] "...maybe I have a couch for someone there, too."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
//man university is STRESSFUL
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"Don't let Nightingale hear that."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
//I am NOT used to doing homework anymore
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"You are aware there's only 24 hours in a day, yes? I can only promise to try."
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"You're human, too, as far as I'm concerned! But also, playing the violin!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"I can have fun with plenty other things!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"Hey!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"What's its name?"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"Barely!"
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
//OOOH I LOVE THE LITTLE BUTTERFLY NOTIFICATION ICON
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
//man, ive missed you people on the cursed site
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Tobias von Falkenturm @chaldeanfalccon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
//been missing some people who made the jump here
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