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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 22h
hey it's the weekend and i know what you freaks LOVE to do on the weekend (it's read) (read several hours' worth of ad-free queer literature with lots of pictures of girls and boys and boobies in it and music too) (i'm told the music is good) (i made it) www.dicot.moe/ckc
dicot.moe
CURSE/KISS/CUTE
An illustrated web novel by Valerie Halla about love, identity, and hooking up with funny gay monsters in a cursèd wood. For adults only!
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 19h
Like Minerva, but ener charges instead of draws. At least the LB is a SIGNI stop instead of a LRIG stop like Minerva. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 19h
She looks like some kind of Warhammer 40K character, with that chainsaw sword. Otherwise, it sure is a BOAP draw. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 19h
It's fine for a red Angel. Worse Lancelot because the vanish is BOAP, but you do get an Assassin option for 3 ener. 3 is a lot for assassin though. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 19h
Bunny girl!! But yikes that effect is bad. It is free, but only -5k on a level 3 isn't what you want to see. Play Werewolf or something instead. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 19h
Another decent black Amuser. Your minus range is -3k to -9k, but it's still effectively an 8k vanish on a level 2. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 19h
Post attack self trash + minus really nice. But uhhhh... they really don't want any multi-attacking schenanigans, huh? #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh totally. Having friends that also play makes a huge difference in my desire to play and learn.
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ぱちお @patioglass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
去年描いた秋姉妹、全体的にvery cuteすぎる
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A welcome vanish effect, even if it only works on 10k+ SIGNI. The coin effect is good too, able to fetch Servants from ener. Unfortunately, this deck might be way too reliant on coin effects to function. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bit of lore: Sugita Genpaku was one of the first Japanese physicians to study western medicine. He translated 'New Text on Anatomy', hence the anatomy slides in the artwork. Card-wise, she's Playground Slide for Wisdoms. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Wright... SISTERS??? I guess this is an alternate reality where eveyone is female or something. Outside of 'Queen' I can't recall any other instance of gendered language in card names. Effect-wise it's a free ener, with a Lancer mode at 2 coins. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Despite what I said before, this is just worse non-LB Lethocerus. Between Allos//Mem, Lethocerus, and the level 2, you should have enough revivers. I guess if you need to fill slots... #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A level 2 that comes back after being discarded, as long as you have another Insect on the field. Allos does want a decent number of these effects so that she can maintain board presence. It's main phase only, so no attack phase Manomin schenanigans. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A -3k or a -5k if you have another Insect on the field. Given the other two reveals, and the existing pool, it's not even much of a cost. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pay 3 for assassin or double crush. It's fine, and you might run 1 or 2 for your red count. The coin vanish option is okay as well. 5k vanish isn't anything new. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The level 2 that burns an ener. Your opponent gets to choose, so it burns anything. Sorry, but this wave of red cards is pretty boring. At least there's already a strong existing pool. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a level 2 that effectively vanishes an 8k. Carnival will probably never use the 5k vanish, but its there for other Cosmos decks to use. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least kids have something like K-pop Demon Hunters that can be one of *their* cultural landmarks.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was paging through the Amazon gift catalogue this morning, an I was surprised by how much of it was just the latest iteration of *thing that's been around for 20+ years.*
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what happens when you violate OSHA guidelines.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Energie at home. While it doesn't boost as much as Energie, it had Shoot and can boost another SIGNI on your field. The search effect is good, but really expensive at 3 coins. You might be better off saving coins for Yukime//Mem or something. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice draw option after you check your opponent's top deck. If this deck splashed in some of Soui's cards, it could play Fever after checking the opponent's hand for optimal discards. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Basically just a level 2 version of Liu Bei, but with an optional shoot mode. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't blame you. The recent genderbent Malfoy trend has been rubbing me the wrong way.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The really are printing Sanga support... despite the ener cost, a 10k or higher vanish is valuable, especially for angels. If you build your board right, you'll get your ener charge, making it effectively cost 2 ener. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For some reason, Apolloshin reminds me of Astolfo... It's a decent 10k vanish SIGNI for Liwat. The 3 color condition is a little annoying, but probably not bad for Liwat specifically... and maybe Sanga?? Oh, and the +2k boost to the field is always online, which makes this effectively a 14k. #WIXOSS
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time I see Ninae from FEFW, I keep thinking she looks just like the idol Mugen promo from WIXOSS.
Ninae from Fire Emblem Fortune's WeaveIdol Mugen promo card from WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm 0 for 2 on car maintenance today... Failed fill the divet in my windshield, and couldn't reach my oil filter because of a stripping screw. Guess I'll have to take it to a shop 😞.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A +2k for your board going into your opponent's turn. Probably not bad as a turn 1 play, but not necessary in most matchups. I don't think Poseidona would mind having this effect though. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another Manomin for the pile. Another Manomin for the pile. Another Manomin for the pile. At least this one is random like Koyuki. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A free 2k vanish for having multiple colored Angels on the field. Angels already have multiple red vanish level 1s, so at least this one is free. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The popular Akabeko is back! Very cute how she's nodding furiously. The obligatory -5k for the deck. While the cost is the same as the original, you don't get to draw a card when you attack. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A valuable replacer for black Amusers. It looks like black Amusers are also going to eat a lot of ener, so it might be worth splashing in some of Aiyai's SIGNI or use One Form. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's the problem I mentioned on Babbage. Why is the boost only 0-3k?? You can't use Gutenberg + Babbage to open a 3k hole on turn 1! You need to spend a coin! It might be an okay card for the deck otherwise, but it's not Greek Tortoise, the power doesn't stick! #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Babbage, the father of the computer, naturally makes you do math. So we already have a problem: her base power is 2k. That means you need +4k to vanish a 3k. She can do that with her coin effect, but forcing a coin spend early isn't great. At leas Mama starts with 4 coins. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some of my cards looked like they were starting to curl, so I started throwing silica gel packets in all my containers like I'm warding off ghosts.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I personally like Nanashi, but that's partially because Nanashi Dissona is one of my favorite decks of all time.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I say "implied" like this isn't the flavor text of the Hitoe/Mido card. Fun fact: this is the only UAR in this set with different flavor text!
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tama and Ruuko, together forever 💖
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tama/Ruuko and I believe Hitoe/Midoriko are implied Akira/Piru are coworkers Yuzuki/Hanayo are still friends Chiyori/Eldora are also still friends (Eldora is married w/kids)
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Afaik, there's no English translation of them. But there is a translation of the short manga (Tama/Ruuko's POV) on a Discord server.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was from the loth 10th anni web novels/short stories. It was a "where are they now" of the original cast, and was about them coming to terms with the past and their current relationships.
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took her 10 years, but she did get over her brother (and her brother married some other girl)! Definitely room for a girlfriend now
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yago returns in Diva format! Similar to her AS version she let's you filter cards. Definitely a useful enabler for other insects. #WIXOSS
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The very hungry catepillar eats a cherry. It let's you recover cards after doscarding them during your turn. Simple, but not a bad level 1 in a deck full of discarding. #WIXOSS
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雨音澄(うおんちょう)@skeb募集中 @uoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
今日はフジ先輩を再掲したい気分
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ChairA @chairaztable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cosmos Pteranodon. It's fine ener burn, I don't know if Carni will care. I guess if you're using Libra you might want more ener burn? #WIXOSS
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