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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 20h
Mario Kart Tour is dead
static.klipy.com
Crab Rave
Alt: Crab Rave
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't need a new reason to not like the Zelda timeline I had plenty already but thanks
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While drawing moogles, I found a stream on YouTube that's just playing episodes of the yugioh gx dub and god what a silly dub for a weird spinoff (affectionate)
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think gaming went downhill when they stopped tacking on multi-player vs modes into platformers and action games that are otherwise single-player.
Banjo-Tooie multi-player modeGoldeneye 64 multiplayer modeMetroid Prime 2 multi-player modeSonic Adventure 2 Battle multi-player mode
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My only take is that i heard this song on the radio once while driving my dad's car the other month while I was shopping around for a new car. I forgot about it until this discourse happened because it's a forgettable fucking song.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminded of the time my tattoo artist told me he wished Nintendo was a real person so he could bully them. I feel the exact same way about chatgpt and all its equivalents.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somehow Palpatine returned again
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hoenn haters got real quiet after this rom hack dropped.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would anybody get mad at me if I use chatgpt one time just to see if I can use it to steal a billion dollars from Sam Altman and get away with it
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'all need to stop coping so hard I'm starting to want sony to get rid of physical releases because yall deserve that.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay so today was Nintendo's turn to do something shit
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also way for meta to announce an ace attorney vr game when im already planning on deleting my Facebook account. I think meta wanted to spite me but it didn't work because I played AA5 and don't really care about vr
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The miracle never happen.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EVERYONE SHUT UP STEEL BALL RUN NOW HAS AN OPENING SONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH youtu.be/6UF_qprQiu0?...
youtu.be
アニメ『スティール・ボール・ラン ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』ノンクレジットオープニング映像|Kroi 『SPIN』
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Japan Anime
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not gonna do the whole 9 games thing again but lowkey if you don't have at least one game in your top 9 that's older than you then idk how much I can trust your gaming opinions lowkey
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting to think that the reason why free mobile game market is all the rage now isn't because mobile games genuinely got better but because console and PC games have stooped to free mobile game advert tactics while charging money to play them.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This but I actually mean it. Most people will believe it and get mad if you mean it in a way they don't.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Happy 25th anniversary Ace Attorney fans, we got you nothing"
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do y'all expect liars to be chill with you calling them liars?
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Magfest is funny af because it's one of the biggest annual gaming conventions, it gets praised a ton by anyone who goes, and every year Magfest PR is like "oh my god, we didn't know we'd sell out of tickets we didn't know anybody loved us, our hearts are so full, we thought people hated us" or sumn
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A downside of following some of these news accounts is that sometimes I'll just be scrolling, see a pic of a celebrity before I actually read the post and get scared that the worst has happened and then the post is just "Joseph Nicestmanever, turns 75 years old today!! :)"
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The fact I'm the only one saying Merry Fire Emblem Fortune's Eve should be enough to tell you there's not enough funny fire emblem fans
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im just glad I can be excited about Fire Emblem characters again
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Will say as someone who isnt huge on the newer Metroid games it does warm my heart to see so many people see the Ravenous trailer and go "i NEED to play all the Metroid games now"
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll be real the whole convo about game remakes kinda makes me feel like it's gonna age poorly and turn kinda gross soon. I don't like the idea that a remake by nature is just lesser than other games or that certain games "don't deserve remakes".
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remembering how the first mod for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet that released day of the game's release was to remove Ed Sheeran's shitass song from the credits. It was funny then, funnier now, and will unfortunately be funnier the worse a person Ed Sheeran gets.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This would be The Avengers for the most annoying guy on Tumblr you know
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sega saw the Sonic Prime/Mickey Mouse Clubhouse memes and are now doubling down
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Wrong Button @thewrongbutton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am terrible, and forgot to share our new podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... open.spotify.com/episode/0R7F... youtu.be/KVM7ITjcJPo?... #podcast #onepiece #tierlist #weplay #youtube #spotify
podcasts.apple.com
Wrong Button ep.81: One Piece Glow-up Tier List w/ Mark and Chris
Podcast Episode · The Wrong Button Podcast · September 12 · 1h 13m
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you ever think you're on too much copium remember that there's Smash fans who thought that the new Kirby trailer was actually a new Smash Bros
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you said that OoT looked AI generated you better be putting Level 5 ON BLAST since they're actually using AI in their games with a smile on their faces.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After giving it a few days to really sit and think I've come to the conclusion that this is still the worst Link as ever looked and it's still not close.
Link from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild in the champion's tunic.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But doctor, I'm already half-Xehanort
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope we never get a 3d Mario game ever again because these thumbnails are hilarious I know EVENTUALLY we'll get one there's no way in hell Nintendo will ever stop but I like the idea of these fucking thumbnails getting more extreme every year
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Being real this is the ultimate goal of anyone who cries larp too much. Make you so afraid to genuinely try new things because you'll be harassed for it.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This sucks, it should be yellow paint instead
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another thing to unfortunately get used to is seeing something neat in a Nintendo Direct/any company's equivalent, seeing the game on Steam, and getting hit with the disappointing genAI disclosure text afterwards.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As someone who doesn't really think video games are art, a lot of people who say they think video games are art don't actually think they are and it's not exactly subtle. And a lot of the loudest voices on the matter are the fakest.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So in other words a free government handout That's not very republican of him
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm sorry but I believe Kojima before anything Sony reps say
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm being a bigger hater than I intend so I'll be a little nicer since even though I'm probably skipping it, Metroid fans deserve a W after Prime 4 happened.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think something a lot of people will need to make peace with sooner or later is that Nintendo isn't immune to game development taking longer and that's why a lot of Directs now and going forward will have like 4 new first party announcements, a few Switch 2 editions, and more ports.
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay but will the new Metroid game actually be worth the $70 they're gonna inevitably charge for it?
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone with a Smash Ball tattoo I'm beyond okay at no Smash announcement and we instead get a new Kirby game
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unironically better announcement than the entire direct let's go
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Best Direct for me personally, the one who pushes a Little Guy agenda idc that we didn't get Smash
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The steam achievements leak is hilarious because the spoilers from it range from "here's an achievement that mentions every world in Kingdom Hearts 4" to "you can fuse Personas in Persona 6" and people treat them as equals
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Manifesting for the Nintendo Direct because I want chaos Mario 64 remake Smash 64 remake DK64 remake Majora's Mask remake Ace Attorney 7 F-Zero X remake Pokémon Snap remake New farming game New anime RPG Mario Kart 64 remake Pilotwings 64 remake Kirby 64 remake
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Mark @chainsawmark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Listen man, I got a job, mental illness, and responsibilities around my house. Some days best I can do is just add a game to the pile for when I wanna move to a secluded mountain with nothing but my games and the clothes on my back to live the rest of my life getting through my accrued backlog.
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/09/2026
People say they want new things, but you need to spend at least half as much time looking for them as you do seeing if these big companies will make you feel 8 again. And it's probably not going to be on your bluesky timeline because a lot of people making great things don't bother with this website
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