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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr.

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He/Him/His. Okie in Chicago. Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. Dramaturgy | Cats linktr.ee/ChainsawJrJr

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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10h
Be careful and don't mix up your and you're, Pablo!
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pro-rape parties want the assaults to continue and the victim to be further terrorized and that's not even unusual, I regret to say, but it would be super-nice if Letitia James would investigate and prosecute whoever's doing this.
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Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Part (but far from all) of what's horrific here is: a woman weighing the consequences of speaking up about being sexually assaulted, because speaking up imposes burdens and costs (and so does not speaking up).
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/10/2026
As budget director, Russell Vought has often ignored Congress by … not signing the checks. At other times, he’s been able to take money Congress intended for one thing and use it for something else by justifying it as a “national emergency.” Listen to our latest episode:
propublica.org
Podcast: Who’s the Shadow President?
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that would explain why we're surrounded by total nincompoops.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
truly astounding levels of stupid unlocked
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
new level of dumbassery unlocked by eyebrow-less billionaire.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 01/10/2026
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most people I think would feel that way if not for the overwhelming feeling that we're drowning because literally everything is becoming unaffordable, even just living as cheaply as possible. So many people (myself included) feel as if we're one bad day/week away from total catastrophe.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Extremely Tanned Woman: 'I Like To Tan'
ALT: Extremely Tanned Woman: 'I Like To Tan'
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Carpenter (@TheHorrorMast) on They Live @AcademyMuseum : It’s about Yuppies The KKK, the white arian resistance, started the rumor that it was about Jews. And they asked me, was it about Jewish people taking over? I couldn't believe it. And I'm like these assholes. How dare you! Fuck you!
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a better world, this would be about a german fetish model and would be worth getting excited about
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p.s. "The National Panhellenic Conference, which governs the country’s 26 major sororities, maintains that sisters can’t swig booze in sorority houses — even as the fraternity down the street throws a keg party," sending the women into enemy territory to drink. Prohibition should be on frat houses.
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Why frat bros can throw parties but sorority sisters aren’t allowed to
The new Seth Rogen film explores why Greek men and women don't have the same rights
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mental illness is the kind that saw the thumbnail of this, and first thought "Oh it's ELIZABETHTOWN. Is Brianna making a statement about that movie? Do I need to rethink my feelings about a movie I haven't thought of in at least 15 years?" ...Before I realized it was actually PHANTOM THREAD.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why more women don't come forward, and why more rapists aren't jailed. Because mostly-male cops and prosecutors find it more believable that a 20-yr-old would want to have sex with a room full of fraternity brothers than accept she was raped. What ever happened to common fucking sense?
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Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The Social Network (2010)
The Social Network poster with stylized text overlay "I"m Starting To Think David Fincher Went Way Too Easy On This Fucking Dork"
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Siddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“What are its Oscar chances” I don’t know but a good way to enjoy movies is not spending five months treating them like the stock market
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Jeff Cannata @jeffcannata.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Siri, what is enshitification?
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Especially for people pro-trash can consumption!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lead with Jake Tapper (Series, 2013 - )
An evil clown lures Jake Tapper into the sewer
"There's a left wing Muslim criticizing Israel down here"

Jake hurriedly jumps into the sewer
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/09/2026
we definitely underestimated the immediate, widespread power of just giving bad, cruel technology an appropriately mean name. Slop, pervert glasses. It all works nicely
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am actively looking for real estate opportunities at: - Abandoned toy factories - Disused/condemned amusement parks - Closed magic & novelty shops So I'm w/ you there on becoming a villain I'm just skipping a step and going straight to comic book.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have no good frame of reference for this, I had a Robocop-centric birthday party when I was 4.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not sure who advised Billy Bob to make this decision for his career and I can't argue with securing the bag, but these fuckin T-Mobile commercials have done more to lower his stock to me than any amount of Spirit Halloween pirate cosplay he frequently wears has.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what the hell you got the blue checkmark that means you're a celebrity didn't anybody get the memo?!
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is that printed on toilet paper?
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Money Give Me Money
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I tried to find a funny gif and just typed "sniper" into the search and this is one of the results so it's now canonically how I envision Mark from Marketing. I blame you.
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Manly MGE Brother TF2 Sniper
ALT: Manly MGE Brother TF2 Sniper
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FULL thoughts?!? I only drink 2%, JEFF.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will say though it's an odd feeling to pre-order a game I've beaten I think 4 times? And yet I felt no qualms about it.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since I am now a specter, you can have my physical copy, Christian. Just make sure Mark from Marketing isn't watching you.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But digital copies don't have the foil cover CHRISTIAN how dare you shame me for preordering why i outta--- (Mark from Marketing fires from his Branded Sponsored Sniper Rifle. Clean shot. Reply guy falls dead.)
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our team believes if you meet Tilly Norwood a few more times, it might finally catch on.
Homer says "whenever Tilly Norwood is not being met, everyone should be saying "Meet Tilly Norwood!" "
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And that's on top of the $2000 he already owes us for those tariffs from last year! He owes me seven grand! Gonna call my guy Jimmy the Wrench to settle this up.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hard to beat arnold throwing saw blades at nameless henchmen like they're frisbees
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I almost replied with a sincere "people are upset? This is literally what they've been asking for since Twilight Princess came out." Then I realized where I am in terms of time, space, and reality, so I have my answer, and that's on me...that's on me.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Grimace from McDonald's Blinks
ALT: Grimace from McDonald's Blinks
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Would this pair well with the Weberoni or do you think it should go with whatever the hell the Supergirl KFC tie-ins were (I can't remember)
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The average Manhattan apartment is now renting for $6,655 a month, the highest in NYC history.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Earthworm Dwight. Earthworm Pam.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Congrats to myself and myself alone for 200 unique entries and 200 unique quotes entirely from the Golden Era of THE SIMPSONS that populate this list. IDK why I started doing it but it's one small area in this waking nightmare that brings me joy. boxd.it/HGZZw
a rectangular screenshot of a website page. there are smaller tiles depicting artwork for film posters. a banner at the top of the image shows a person in an orange unicorn costume, similar to the TV dinosaur "Barney."
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not to be dismissive but A nit I always have about lists like these are "X was a sorely underappreciated actor." I end up looking at their Wikipedia and see they WORKED and I mean WORKED in theatre. So maybe underappreciated in a general pop culture sense but I doubt they ever cared about that shit.
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Surely there is a channel 28.5 or w/e niche basic cable-ish TEMU MeTV/TVLand that's airing at least some of these on repeat b/c I NEED to see "Hot l Baltimore."
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Big Trouble In Little Chainsaw Jr. @chainsawjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These are all implying a level cleverness that I know *you know* he does not or will ever possess.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The LEGO Days of Heaven Movie (1978)
Lego Sam Shepherd oversees a field of LEGO wheat
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