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Angelos Chaidas

@chaidas.gr
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Dad. (PC + board) Gamer. (Lots of) Sci-fi and fantasy books. (Thoroughly enjoys) Working with web technologies since 1998. (Loves) Python, JavaScript, React, HTML, CSS and UI / UX design. (Enjoys) daily chats with Claude Code.

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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 12/07/2026
Ναι οκ. Το ακούω. Αλλά σκέψου και τη φάση να ψήσεις ενα 7χρονο και ένα 9χρονο να σε βοηθήσουν κατηγοριοποιήσεις βάση χρώματος και σχήματος πρώτου παίξεις (με το) παιχνίδι (τους) 💪🏻😆. Optimal fun
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 12/07/2026
Κομπιουτεράς εδώ, προφανώς εννοείς «δεν διαβάζουμε το μανουαλ … μόνο, αλλά επίσης ομαδοποιούμε και μετράμε όλα τα parts πρώτου ξεκινήσουμε» σωστά; Ε; 😅
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 06/05/2026
Dear Whatsapp desktop app engineers: You _probably_ have a memory leak. Like a big one. I'm talking Kaiju-level big here. _uninstalls Whatsapp desktop_
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 26/04/2026
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 25/04/2026
Στα πλαίσια του πόσο non-politically correct γινόμεθα σιγά-σιγά, δηλώνω δημόσια χαρούμενος που βρήκα στην Ευρώπη να αγοράσω το πιο ΑΝΤΡΟΥΛΕ σαπούνι που υπάρχει. Smells like Naval Diplomacy 💪🏻 Στα "specs" του προϊόντος αναφέρει: - Never Tested on Animals. Just Bad Interns - Not For Clowns®
The most manly soap available in the planet.
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 17/02/2026
<ai_slop_warning>I'm sorry but this is too good not to feed into Nano Banana with a cheeky quote. </ai_slo_warning>
A chaotic, dimly lit server room where version control nightmares come to life. Looming on the right is "MORGE," a terrifying, furry, horned monster with sharp teeth and a maniacal grin. He wears a makeshift cardboard chest plate reading "MORGE" and a pageant-style sash declaring him "GIT MERGE MASTER." MORGE joyfully wields a massive, ridiculously large orange stamp labeled "FORCE MERGE" in one hand, while resting his heavy, clawed hand intimidatingly on the shoulder of his victim.

Seated at a retro desktop computer is a terrified, exhausted human programmer cowering under MORGE's grip. The programmer wears a tattered, hole-filled t-shirt that says "Main Branch"—looking completely battered by terrible code integrations. His green-text CRT monitor displays a "COMMIT HISTORY" log. On the wall behind them, a warning sign reads "BEWARE OF MORGE! HE MERGES WITHOUT MERCY." The scene humorously depicts the terrifying reality of a rogue developer brutally forcing unreviewed commits into the fragile main codebase, leaving the weak Main Branch completely helpless.
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 31/12/2025
Here’s to a fantastic 2026 folks 🍷🍾🥂 In order of priority, the wish list consists of: 1) Health 2) Happiness 3) Global sanity with boring news and no wars 4) Financial stability for all
A stormtrooper guarding the last glass of a very nice Αγιωργίτικο from Nemea from the cousin that wants to drink everything
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 24/11/2025
Pause στο 1:24 και τσεκάρουμε τον (οχι και τόσο κρυμμένο) φόβο στις φάτσες των 14χρονων οταν τους δινει "συμβουλές" ο στρατιωτικός ... 😢
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 07/10/2025
Oh and because this is the Oatmeal, here's BUTT RAT 🤣
A funny illustration of an Oatmeal cartoon character holding a poster labelled "BUTT RAT" which depicts a rat demonstrating its two gargantuan gluteus maximus muscles
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 07/10/2025
Παίζει και το "leverage your moustaki" look
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 21/07/2025
Αφιερωμένο στο Ελληνικό Μπαμιο-Bluesky-Verse: τοπική ποικιλία Πάρου, 10 πόντους αηδία… (Obligatory cc @jimandrakakis.net για προώθηση στους λοιπούς ιδιαίτερους ανθρώπους που έχουν την ικανότητα να το τρώνε αυτό)
Photo of the most disgusting legume in Greek cuisine: Greek Okra, Paros variety.
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 11/02/2025
Discalimer: I'm totally biased. :-D
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 30/12/2024
Worth buying ένα “dosing ring”: m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61S...
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 30/12/2024
If you see this share a vehicle. * μουσική υπόκρουση: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Freebird, 1996, Κατεχάκη στις 01:30 το πρωί με 95 χμλ την ώρα (μαξ ταχύτητα για το παραπάνω) φοβούμενος ότι θα σπάσει…
1980ies era Subaru M60. 600ccs and 35 horses of raw power
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 07/12/2024
ωραιο challenge επίσης να δοκιμάσεις ποσο την "παλευει" το οποιοδήποτε AI. Το Perplexity (το έκανα GBP και δοκιμάσα απο 1900 εως σήμερα) σε βγάζει στα.... 1.23 _quintillion_ pounds 🤑
Screenshot of the online Perplexity.ai web app trying to calculate an approximate value of an interest-bearing account
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 03/12/2024
Sorry to be _that_ guy 😅 αλλα ακόμη και με 0.0001% (!) επιτόκιο, με 4 μύρια το μήνα απο το 1821 τώρα θα ήσουν πολυ-δισεκατομμυριούχος no;
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 02/12/2024
I see your "here's how I code from a plane" posts and I raise you two (Greek) colleagues discussing 4G vs satelitte net access when commuting to a (Greek) island for the weekend: Stable SSH connection to the cloud VM - for the duration of the trip - is the litmus test here 😁
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 13/11/2024
Pro tip for tech teams: Create a #yelling channel on your Slack / Teams/ Whatever space. Rules: - Anything you post must be in CAPITALS - Answers (in lowercase) allowed only in-thread It's amazingly therapeutic.
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 13/11/2024
... And of course I asked chatGPT to see if it could write a couple of lines of a theatrical dialog about this:

[Scene: A modest kitchen in 1500s England. A man, Sir Geoffrey, stands in dismay before an empty pantry shelf. His wife, Lady Margaret, enters, wiping her hands on her apron.]

Sir Geoffrey: "Good wife, dost thou see this grievous void? Our taramasalata pot, gone! By my troth, how shall I suffer a morn without the briny balm for mine toast?"

Lady Margaret: "Forsooth, husband, thou art as melodramatic as a bard with a stubbed toe. 'Tis but fish and salt! Mayhap thou shalt survive on naught but bread and patience, like the rest of God's creatures."

Sir Geoffrey: "Bread and patience! Thou art heartless, woman! ‘Tis a condiment most sacred, ordained by the heavens to grace our humble crusts!"
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Angelos Chaidas @chaidas.gr · 13/11/2024
You now have a lot of good karma. You can now go to your local supermarket, buy some stuff, put them in a trolley, put them in your car and then proceed to leave the trolley _as far away from the place where trolleys should be returned to as possible_ ...
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