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Seif 🥛

@chaib.co
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Dictator in Chief @loclait.com | ✉️ seif@loclait.com Occasionally logging my stream of consciousness.

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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 03/10/2026
Just in: mecha hitler goyim exterminator 3000 deemed a nonpartisan "bitch made" fence sitter
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 03/10/2026
always hit them with the
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 28/09/2026
Kyle Chandler, lanterns
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 26/09/2026
> guy who interfaced with araki throughout the anime's production on western ending songs passes away > davidpro and Netflix immediately hire the rapist behind MGK "gojo six eyes technique" to shit out this banger
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 22/09/2026
do NOT breed dogs for modern audiences‼️ they are in constant agony. yukiko here gasps with each breath 🥺
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 21/09/2026
happy national wife day
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 16/09/2026
time is a flat circle
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 15/09/2026
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 11/09/2026
slander so good I could die.....
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 10/09/2026
had a refreshing workout, walked home right as the morning twilight started, feeling #kirktastic
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 08/09/2026
TEARS IN MY EYES
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 04/09/2026
Hathaway's Flash 2 is out and they're promoting the cuckdam on main instead
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 03/09/2026
temu Alice AND Ciel??? we will be playing
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 03/09/2026
You Shouldn't Work With Studio Tubanar. This is not the type of post I ever wanna make, but my hand is forced. From stringing along to gaslighting, culminating in an outright scam. If you or anyone you know applied to localize Class Zero Seven, please read and share. seifchaib.com/blog/you-sho...
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 31/08/2026
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 31/08/2026
Here's a cool thumbnail that unfortunately couldn't make it in
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 29/08/2026
observing tech people being genuinely subhuman makes me glad I didn't pursue a career in ML. my god
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 28/08/2026
I'll never get tired of always being 100% right lmfao
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 26/08/2026
looksmatched lifestylematched couple
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 22/08/2026
I aim to please
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 19/08/2026
brits cannot be real people bro
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 19/08/2026
I love how insane Arabic localization drama sounds "The Blood of Dawnwalker is the latest leak in a string of AAA review copies leaked by MENA content creators to for-profit AI fan translation groups because they needed day-one localizations and publishers refuse to localize into Arabic"
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 18/08/2026
finished strange fake s1
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 15/08/2026
been cycling through these a lot lately
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 05/08/2026
In my quest to streamline / optimize everything, I think I counterproductively made the most over-engineered site in the game localization niche
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 03/08/2026
ARCHER MY GOAT
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 28/07/2026
I would genuinely just put one in my cranium atp
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 28/07/2026
Still the funniest pitch I've seen, maybe ever. Could make Rupi Kaur shed a tear. Good fucking lord Localization companies need to hire marketers and spare themselves public humiliation rituals
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 26/07/2026
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 26/07/2026
nostalgia is hitting my generation harder than the CIA hit black neighborhoods with crack
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 24/07/2026
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 23/07/2026
oh, okay
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 18/07/2026
just read the sentence "obsession is the mouthwashing of film"
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 17/07/2026
alpha greg for the uninitiated
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 17/07/2026
went on Twitter to talk with a client and found out that alpha greg was canceled for being in a problematic age gap ai generated relationship with the chipettes
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 07/07/2026
always interesting to hear about what could have been. sadly, it was a jump serialization o7
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 29/06/2026
decarbonated miss pepper doesn't taste so bad after all
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 25/06/2026
hey Japanese TM twitter, how's it goin? oh
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 23/06/2026
some of my favorite stuff from the woke 1.0 era is American media that tried to be so woke to it looped back to comatose I think there's no single better encapsulation of the performativeness of that era than the miles thor run. gives the kkk a run for their money
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 22/06/2026
yeah reddit just show me this the instant I close chaos head and hop on my phone. it will definitely do wonders to my mental health and trust in modern technology
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 21/06/2026
me omw to the post sotsu/gou "fell for it again" awards ceremony
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 20/06/2026
please god let it be a consistent serialization. fugetsu my beloved how I missed you 🥺
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 20/06/2026
got no change sorry brotha
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 19/06/2026
I'm putting together a team
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 18/06/2026
read the first volume of dogsred and immediately grabbed and binged the next two. pure joy. unc noda indubitably still got it 💯 🙏 🙏
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 17/06/2026
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 17/06/2026
larp larp larp sahure is calling.... but in my defense, half the niche stuff I like isn't sold anywhere anymore
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 12/06/2026
🥀
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 09/06/2026
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Seif 🥛 @chaib.co · 09/06/2026
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