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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If we don't start referring to him as Eric "Not the Hawks" Schmitt forever, what is social media even doing? I'd also accept Eric "No Hawkeye" Schmitt.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I've received an email from every Democratic congressional official and candidate with the subject lines: "My Decision" and "You deserve an explanation".

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This country used to be able to make a proper soap. Now soap is contaminated with antibiotic resistant bacteria. We can't make soap without guardrails but I'm sure Trump can manage keeping AI safe. I guess MAGA means Make America Germy Again www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

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Hand soap recalled for infection risk. See affected products

The hand soap, usually used to keep bacteria at bay, could be doing the opposite, according to an FDA report.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thom Tillis spending his final months in office talking about how everybody he voted to confirm in the last two years is terrible at their job is basically an ITYSL skit.

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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect

ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Jeffries is really good at making the worst possible decision. It's like he's trying to make Schumer look better.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Oh, he's going to make the aircraft carriers out of gold isn't he. Going to spend another 40B on gold leaf for ships.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

We all know what two weeks means in Trump world, right? Never, it means never.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Please don't confuse my vote doing the wrong thing for me not knowing what I SHOULD have done.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Dr. Kevorkian took his Hippocratic Oath more seriously than Cassidy.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Max Miller didn't seek advice from anyone in the legal or public relations field before this Tapper interview, did he?

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They made up for it with expert timing...

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Best thing I can say about the Royals right now is... If they were in the AL West, they'd be in 4th place.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A.I. data centers are terrible and you should always listen to Willie Nelson. www.kxan.com/news/willie-...

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Quattro has got to go, if for no other reason the sheer number of walk offs this team allows.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

As we have yet another Judiciary confirmation hearing just a little reminder, Chuck Grassley is older than chocolate chip cookies, the ball point pen, and the Oscars were four years old when he was born. He was already a teenager when the microwave was invented.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

My hot take from this soccer game, maybe the goalie, whose sole job is defending the goal, would be well served staying in the same zip code as the goal.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

What? This is the first I'm hearing of this.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Happy birthday America, look what RFK Jr. got you.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The Grain Valley 1996 demolition derby had better attendance.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

There is real versatility in being a team that is able to lose 23-1 and then take a game 1-1 in the 9th and lose in a walkoff the next.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The Royals losing the last two games a combined 35-3... Is that bad? That seems bad?

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The Royals score is some new fresh hell almost every night.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Nothing like the Speaker announcing he runs "the protection program" to really drive home the fact there should probably be investigations.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Let me remind you all, optimal meal the Donner Party traveled with largely included beef and sauerkaut. And that was barely a step away from cannibalism. All the options for food and the Admin is pushing "The Donner Party diet".

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

He bribed Jim Traficant you say? They have to have learned their lesson, I'm sure they are totally above board now.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"The office couldn't be made today" is a hell of a statement when "It's Always Sunny" and "I Think You Should Leave" are still putting out episodes.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

If an event is only carried on Paramount+ and it's delayed... Feels like a real "If a tree falls in the forest" situation.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I can safely say, there isn't a good trillionaire.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

how come no one's "fluent in sarcasm" anymore? fund the schools

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

You think beef is expensive but have you looked to see how much a pound of titanium costs? Beef is undervalued compared to titanium!

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

CNN needs to stop putting Harry Enten on tv and give all his hits to Daniel Dale.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Well, I picked a pretty good game for the first NBA game to watch this year.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I'm not excited about all the "Please rush a donation split between my campaign and Platner" that I'm going to get over the next 24 hours.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Says the guy who has literally fled Texas because of inclement weather multiple times.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Did Jared Polis join her for the podcast interview?

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

When was the last time a candidate just Mr. Magoo'ed their way from scandal to scandal like Platner is doing? The scandal to good news ratio is off the charts.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Breaking - Cymbal Monkey has dropped out of the Trump Concert series after being misled about the purpose of the event.

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Animated Monkey Toy

ALT: Animated Monkey Toy

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Trump wants to set a fireworks record but with this lineup they can easily set the record for the number of times the TMNT theme song is played consecutively on the Mall.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

"Private equity can do what NASA does faster and cheaper." And yet their launches look like a Wile E. Coyote ACME product.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Happy Birthday America! We got you half of C+C Music Factory, half of Milli Vanilli, the Commodores without Lionel Richie, and angry letters from Morris Day and Young MC that they never agreed to be there.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

"An 81-Year-Old Minecraft Streamer Just Got Swatted During Cancer Fundraiser For Her Teenage Grandson" Americans will try any option to pay for healthcare as long as the option isn't creating a functional affordable healthcare system.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Every time I think I've seen the dumbest argument in the world, 10 minutes later another Republican in Congress opens their mouth.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

We can't go 2 days without a safety event at an airport or gas going up 5 cents but the Sec of Transportation just got paid by you for 7 months to go on a family vacation and turn it into a reality tv show.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Based on the fact this United pilot didn't know they hit a truck until they got to the gate... I guess we know why they make you close the shades on landing. They don't want you to know what they are hitting.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Yeah, Spirit, PEOPLExpress, TWA, and Pan Am are going to band together to save the industry.

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Chad Chitwood @chadchitwood.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Trying to bring BCGs/SNUGs to the masses, only somehow worse. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GI_glas...

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GI glasses - Wikipedia

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