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@chabitz.bsky.social
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Probably the Dude. “It’s not dinner time? That’s just, like, your opinion, man”
A large orange cat reclines and is subliminally communicating with his gaze that it is, in fact, dinner time
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Old 97’s “too far to care” it’s great one of the og alt-country albums
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Biscuit has moved directly into the nap portion of festivities
An orange cat sleeping on his back, paws in the air
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Darry, Ponyboy, Two-Bit and Soda getting ready to square up in “The Outsiders”
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
My brain watching this game
A graphic showing the location of all the throne pitches in tonight’s game and it looks like someone’s brain blowing up
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A screenshot from Dodger Stadium and the 2018 World Series #worldseries #coffeenachosandicecream
A screenshot from the 2018 World Series that says they had to reopen concessions because the game is going so long. All they have is nachos coffee and ice cream.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Age yourself with a film you viewed in the theater as a youth
A still from “E.T. The extraterrestrial” with ET and Elliott. ET’s heart-light is glowing ❤️
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Happy Caturday, Bluesky #caturday
A large orange cat resting on a stuffed Snorlax
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Pistols firin’
The TU mascot. It’s a dude in a football uniform with what looks like an upside-down beige poop emoji on his head
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The TU mascot. I don’t have words to describe what it looks like, I apologize.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Also I’ve worked in tax accounting: you can depreciate livestock
Fuck these people it’s a picture of some asshole, giving Epstein a check for a “fully depreciated” woman
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I don’t have words to articulate it but in essence I agree with this take (From Gillian Flynn)
A quote from Gillian Flynn: I’d like to scrape up some sense of triumph over the fact that many courageous women have raised their voices. But I don’t feel triumph. I feel humiliated and angry. They hate us. That’s my immediate thought with each new revelation: they hate us. And then a more sick making suspicion: they don’t care about us enough to hate us. We are simply a form of livestock.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A celebratory sheet cake with wobbly writing saying “congration you done it”
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
That’s this guy
Back when I was a kid you didn’t need Joe Rogan. Your best friend had a 27-year-old brother who was a fucking loser. He would smoke pot in a room with black light posters and tell you the Mayans invented cell phones.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I wish I could be this relaxed, ever
An orange cat sleeping contentedly on his back
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
The cover of “Life’s Rich Pageant,” a 1986 album by R.E.M.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hey there
A chonky Orange cat reclining, belly exposed, unbothered
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Also don’t discount your city animal shelter. I don’t live in Seattle, but I walked into mine and picked up this guy free of charge; it’s working out great
A rotund orange cat reclines on a couch in total comfort - much in contrast to the cage I found him in at the local pound
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Biscuit celebrating caturday the only way he knows how #caturday
An orange cat mid-yawn, half-asleep on his back, belly out for all to see, achieving the kind of worry-free state of relaxation I can only dream about
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Biscuit concern level: .5 only elevated because I woke him up to ask him how he’s feeling I’m envious
An orange cat looking 80% asleep and 20% mad you’re bothering him
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
When everything is just too much I have to stop, take a deep breath, and consider Biscuit
A rotund orange cat leans back and looks at you with a peaceful gaze that says “hey girl we’re all in this together and I’m here for you”
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
No I didn’t want to put anything there thanks sir
An orange cat inserting himself into the reorganization of my pantry. I can’t continue til he moves
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A screenshot of a tweet by Jason Isbell, who says “ I think every contestant in the hot dog eating contest should have to eat only one hot dog, and they judge on style“ and then a reply from The Mountain Goats saying “this is a revolutionary take” 

No, I don’t know why I save these things; it made me laugh 

Also go listen to Southeastern from Isbell and All Hail West Texas from the Mountain Goats 🐐
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
As someone who enjoys hating on Oklahoma City, thank you for reminding me of this
A Vernon Maxwell tweet that reads “I’m not sure why I’m getting so much heat from OKC fans. I think it’s a great city. They have a great Walmart and the VHS section of their blockbuster always has a nice selection. People in Utah would die to have these things. #BeGrateful
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
An old tweet describing a New York Times article on Stephen Miller recounting how, in high school, he jumped into the final stretch of a girls’ track event in an attempt to prove God knows what. That’s some fucked up nonsense
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Creative loafing
An orange cat sleeping on his back, paws in the air like he just don’t care
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I only remember this speech because of Titus Andronicus’ “A More Perfect Union” but
Abraham Lincoln’s Lyceum Address: From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force take a drink from the Ohio river or set a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of 1000 years. If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. as a nation of free men, we will live forever, or die by suicide.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Like, I’m old enough to remember this?
Pictures of crates of asbestos with Trumps faced stamped on them; a thank-you message from a Russian producer
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Here’s Biscuit
An orange tabby cat with his eyes closed, leaning away like he might be falling asleep while you tell him all about your day
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
How you doin’
A big ginger dude cat sitting up and looking off into the distance like he knows something
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Calling all Trekkies! Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
It’s the Doomsday Machine, from OG Star Trek. It looks like a hollow headless snake and it swallows planets whole. Yes I am having a great day today why do you ask
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If I had two, would they fight our just try to out-recline each other
An orange cat sitting like Al Bundy with a paw in his waistband
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I am constantly insulted on this platform
An orange cat sitting kind of like a person, zoned out like you’re telling him all about your beef with Doug from accounting and he does not care
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Wishing you a cozy #caturday, Bluesky 🐈
An orange tabby dozing beneath a holiday blanket
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sweet dreams 😴
An orange cat sleeping on his back in absolute disregard of the world around him
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I like this kind of thing, and I also am incredibly bad at follow through. Let’s see how long I can go
A 30-day song challenge, where each day you post a song that meets certain criteria.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Biscuit, reporting for duty
An orange cat sitting like Al Bundy - half-reclined, hand in waistband
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mario sinks it for KU 2008
University of Kansas Mario Chalmers last-second, game winning three pointer in the 2008 NCAA championship basketball game. Rock chalk Jayhawk KU
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll The Hickoids opening for Old 97s, Dec 27 2013 at (maybe) Antone’s in Austin? Or possibly Emo’s
A picture of the lead singer of the Hickoids on stage at a show. He has his shirt unbuttoned and his pants un buttoned because as he told us, he had a big boil on his ass, so it wasn’t comfortable for him to keep his pants up. But he had on boxers so it doesn’t look as bad as it could’ve
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
All I want is to be this unbothered
An orange cat, sleeping on his back, being held like a baby. He’s making sleepy eyes at the camera
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Lawyers who are more qualified to be AG than Matt Gaetz
A still from the Adult Swim cartoon “Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law”
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Needing a little extra snuggle time after being trapped in the laundry hamper for a few minutes
An orange cat taking a time out in his person’s lap to reconnect with his dignity after getting trapped in a laundry hamper. He will recover nicely and live to transgress the bounds of good sense yet again
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I acquired my own Jorts merch partly because of this legend. He is everything the orange cat lore promised
An orange cat sitting up, kind of like Al Bundy
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
A picture from a livestream, run by the English newspaper The Sun, betting that a head of lettuce would outlast the term in office of PM Liz Truss. The lettuce is wearing a blond wig, googly eyes, and Mr Potato-like hands and feet. It’s standing next to a digital clock. The lettuce did indeed last longer than the PM.
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Feeling hopeful, even if the name of the beer implies otherwise
A can of DNR beer, a Belgian-style ale from Coop Ale Works in Oklahoma. The art on the can is two feet with a toe tag
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
This is Biscuit
An orange cat at just the start of a yawn, so making a weird face, in a Halloween pet bed that kind of makes it look like he’s being eaten by a monster
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
How you doin’
An orange cat sitting like a dude manspreading on public transport. No thoughts, only vibes
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Never forget
Tweets on tweets about right wing dipshits misidentifying casual photos of indie rock band The National as antifa organizers (check out Bloodbuzz Ohio if they are new to you, I love this band)
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Happy Halloween Bluesky 👻
An orange cat relaxes in front of a black blanket with a spiderweb print. He looks off camera - is there a ghost?
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Chabitz @chabitz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
A screen shot from 2018 showing trump,  and Saudi Arabia’s king salman laying hands atop a glowing orb in a darkened room. Someone photoshopped Saruman from the Lord of the Rings into it and honestly if you didn’t know better you wouldn’t notice
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