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Choc O'Phile

@ch0c0phil3.bsky.social
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 21h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 9h
Announcement: anyone that uses the term, ‘Artificial Respiration,’ as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, ‘Super Respiration’ is hereby considered to be THE ENEMY. Thank You For Your Attention to This Matter.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's only true if the grid lines are, from top to bottom: 20%, 40%, 60%, 80%. But yeah, that's not how graphs work.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's not gonna shake the adult diaper allegations any time soon...
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The GOP: Started/Going
Dennis Hastert, Republican Former US House Speaker and Admitted Child Molester, Dies at 84Rebpublican State Representative, Satsuma school board president charged with human trafficking, sheriff says
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Breonna Taylor couldn't be reached for comment about cops going to the wrong address...
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May this be used as Exhibit A in his trial.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Danny McBride: Dollar, Dollar, Bills Y'all
ALT: Danny McBride: Dollar, Dollar, Bills Y'all
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he campaigning for or against Paxton? It's hard to tell...
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crazy old man needs to be in a straitjacket. A good start is to "vote blue no matter who." From local to State to federal. Up and down the ballot. Kick the enablers, collaborators, sycophants, and boot lickers OUT!
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt for brains thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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Schmitt on mix-up at Jack Smith hearing: ‘My job is to ask questions’
Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) on Tuesday reflected on his mix-up during former special counsel Jack Smith’s hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, saying his job “is to ask question…
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt for brains
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Race fans and diecast fans: Mattel has a sale on some of their Elite 64 cars, including the Porsche 963 for 20% off, BMW 3.0 CSL, McLaren M6GT, and more. creations.mattel.com/collections/...
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Limited Sale Event
Save on exclusive collectibles from Hot Wheels Red Line Club. Shop the limited-time offer before the sale ends.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Porsche, not precious. Where's that edit button?!?
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Race fans and diecast fans: Mattel has sale on some of their Elite 64 cars, including the precious 963 for 20% off, a BMW 3.0 CSL, McLaren M6GT, and more. creations.mattel.com/collections/...
creations.mattel.com
Limited Sale Event
Save on exclusive collectibles from Hot Wheels Red Line Club. Shop the limited-time offer before the sale ends.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mike Johnson, threatening us with a good time:
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Chris Alan @chrisalan1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if the Russian Oligarch also bought and paid for the bride? @borowitzreport.bsky.social
caption: "Russian Oligarch Who Funded Don Jr’s Wedding Will Also Pay For His Divorce"
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In my experience, it separates when it freezes. I think because the fat freezes at a different rate or temperature. It won't be the same when it thaws.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
archer phrasing dot gif
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We already have that. It's called "Reality."
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Emotional Support Blonde
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beat me to this comment.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't you (not) hate it when two horrible people go after each other? people.com/aaron-rodger...
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Aaron Rodgers Goes After Ex Danica Patrick in Scathing New Interview
Aaron Rodgers described his relationship with Danica Patrick on the Thursday, Sept. 10 episode of the ‘Not Just Football’ podcast as lacking intimacy and emotionally challenging.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Breaking news: Star Trek was filmed in its entirety on Earth, not on location! www.space.com/astronomy/ea...
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Iconic Star Trek filming location spotted from space | Space photo of the day for Sept. 10, 2026
See where Captain Kirk and the Gorn squared up.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when gas pumps couldn't go above 1.999 per gallon.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1. Elon Musk is spending millions pushing Americans to VoteSafe, which bills itself as a voter registration site but is actually a digital surveillance machine.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is hallucinated valor a thing? Cuz that's what this sounds like
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I hereby rename Trump "Auntie America."
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Ally Sammarco @allysammarco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Things Trump has done in the last 2 years: Put his face on a $1 coin Put his face in the “Patriot Passport” Put his name on a “Gold Card” Renamed the Kennedy Center after himself Renamed the Institute of Peace after himself Renamed an airport after himself Things he hasn’t done: Anything for YOU
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two faces of Donald J. (spineless like a "Jellyfish")Trump:
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Marshall Pruett @marshallpruett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New 2027 Arrow McLaren teammates Scott Dixon, Felix Rosenqvist, and Pato O'Ward assemble for the first time at my @WeatherTechRcwy Live podcast held in downtown Monterey ahead of the 2026 IndyCar season finale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZg...
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MP Live Laguna Seca Pod | Dixon | Rosenqvist | Pato
YouTube video by Marshall Pruett
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IndyCar News Bot @indycarupdates.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dreyer & Reinbold Racing returns full-time to IndyCar with Conor Daly, Honda for 2027 - from Motorsport #INDYCAR
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Dreyer & Reinbold Racing returns full-time to IndyCar with Conor Daly, Honda for 2027
Dreyer & Reinbold Racing returns full-time to IndyCar with Conor Daly, Honda for 2027 #INDYCAR
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump thinks that if you pay somebody $10 for a burrito than you have lost the $10, like it has been stolen from you. He's not pretending; this is literally the basis of his trade policy
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hacker reveals GOP donor list.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WAAAAY too shallow to be a lake. He's barely a puddle!
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I haven't seen any reports of the damages done to the Smithsonian museums because of the Freedom 250. Has anyone else?
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump believes AI deserves clean water and affordable electricity, but American citizens do not.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sure, go ahead and "celebrate," Dunce. We patriotic Americans will have memorials and vigils.
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wow, JV Dunce is really attacking racist Donald Trump, isn't he?
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pretty sure he's confusing the keyless start button with start/stop systems that reduce idling and have a minor positive effect on fuel efficiency. In other words, he doesn't know what TF he's talking about. As per usual...
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Confession: I didn't know the Pacifica was still a thing. I just assumed those that is see on the road are Y least 5-10 years old...
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wordle 1,899 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 91/99 Luck 47/99 20% failure rate today. Happy Monday to you, too, Wordle editor!
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Choc O'Phile @ch0c0phil3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No commentary on the indycar race, anytime else having this problem?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]
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Steve Puma @stevepuma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Total fucking genius
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