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Constantine Not Hellblazer

@cgfrangos.bsky.social
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Artist, writer, film-lover, and victim of late-stage capitalism with weight of real world crushing down on all non-dayjob activities. But I love me my coffee. And that profile illustration is from KAFKA: A MANGA ADAPTATION by Nishioka Kyodai · 2023

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Mike Sgier @msgier.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you are in the Philly area this Saturday, it would be worth your time to swing by the Philly Comics Expo! I've been an attendee many times, but this will be my first time tabling there. A solid and fun local show!
A poster for the Philly Comics Expo, presented by Partners & Son, free & open to the public, Saturday 10/10/2026 at Old Pine Community Center, 10am-6pm.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't picture Captain Noah condoning playing with fire on the Ark. Al Aberts on the other hand.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool. My birthday month. Stars are finally lining up. Hopefully I have a job by then (if there are even jobs to have next year- everything he touches really does turn to s***).
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mr Wizard? And did he call the kid stupid. "You're right, but for the wrong reason."
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you. "When it's time" as in closer to release date?
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Such a long wait. Hopefully I can find a job by then to afford a brand spankin' new copy. Getting let go in this economy is a terrible fate.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He's trolling. He can't do his job and wastes time doing things to distract people.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Some people say it made his ankles thicker, gave him a vagina neck, and a bright orange skin tone."
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Universla Soldier," he typed. Just get Sanrio to administer your super soldier serum.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But he's a vocal critic of Trump. Behind closed doors, he's the same union-busting POS.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You'd probably be more like Captain America and less like Dolph Lundgren in Universla Soldier.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The worst people alive hire you knowing you have an invisble disability then let you go becasue of it. They make you feel incompetent.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was curious if his Hawk & Dove art in the 80s was better (inked by Karl Kessel) and it kinda was. Had more panels & better storytelling. Certain artists develop a style and stick with it then improve (Mignola, Adam Hughes, Andi Watson) and some devolve. Liefeld is definitely in that latter category
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How many feet did he draw that weren't obscured in a dust cloud?
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You were the subject of discussion last night at a brewery in New Jersey. F the Reich. Your message is out there.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
All except Lockheed. Whoever hasn't, will.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So, so competent. www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
latimes.com
Fred Trump Helps Bail Out Son: Donald...
Fred Trump Helps Bail Out Son: Donald F.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'll take things I knew way back way back in 6th grade during the 80s, Alex.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Was it "good?" Also, remebering back to my days working in a video store, how big was that box? It was usually a video tape placed on a tray of plastic adding extra space to fill a ginormous box. Like Disney tapes- they were so effin' big.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm done joking. Ottoman and out.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don't be ridiculous. I wonder if that's why he was named Balki. "He's from the Balkans. Which country? Whatever. He's Balkany, so call him . . . Balky." 1980s sitcom writing genius at its finest.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He'll pull a Collins, say he's concerned, vote for him, then try to break his own previous record for, checks notes, talking. Action is worth more than words. That's why Booker is a joke.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Supreme President Balki replaces the pledge of allegiance with the dance of joy? That sounds . . . fine.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone told me it's good. Thanks. I'll try and check it out.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
But it is.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Which anime is that from?
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Punchable face on the left, punchable c*nt on the right.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When looking for work, why does the keyword "remote" bring up positions like driver or nurse? It's all so scammy.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The death of a cyberfrog finally came out? The part where it says "the end" is the best part.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Same. All I knew about X-Men at that time was their appearance on Spiderman and his Amazing Friends where Canadian Wolverine had an Australian accent. And some of the kids at the Halloween party in Teen Hulk were dressed as them.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In 1983, Obnoxio gave him an ice cream that restored his abilities to walk but the Starjammers would take credit for it by saying they cloned him. The clone was allergic to pistachio so Charles was back in a wheelchair. That makes as much sense as a mental block that kept him from walking.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Young Frankenstein is his best singular work but I love High Anxiety.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Steve Albini is who Rick Rubin wishes he was.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sorry for your loss.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When he was listing all the crooked news, he included CBS after it lost all of its credibility catering to Emperor Snowflake. . Wonder if Bari Weiss fell to her knees crying "But I've done everything you've asked." Probably not since she has as much shame as she does ethics.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Too bad there are no time travelers who took out the 1990 Golden Raspberry Award winner for best supporting actor.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ōkina o shiri!
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I still use FB but don't like it. Many people I know have profiles but don't use it outside of the messenger. But if they're blaming the very thing they were touting, there's a special spot in hell for them.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Saw the drone show elsewhere. Your book rules.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just the other day I likened Trump and all billionaires to heroin addicts. An ex-addict once told me never trust an addict because they lie all the time to get their next hit. Trump lies all the time. 9 times out of 10 it's to get more money to fill his vacant life.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I was going to return my copy for the missing subtitle text. Thanks for clarifying.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sadly, he was just the literary equivalent of the d-bag who plays guitar on a college campus. But worse.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Please do, M̈ichäel.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So he's admitting the allegations are true.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Otto is perhaps the most evil name you could use. With umlauts, of course. Otherwise, it's just Lex Luthor's dopey sidekick from the Christopher Reeve Superman movies. Umlauts make everything evil.
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Back in my day, the valuable one was issue 2. The first issue always got benefit of advertising and hype while 2 was conservatively ordered. Word of mouth grew around those issues. If it was successful, issues 3 onward were safe bets. Now, they put out an issue with variant covers and call it a day
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Constantine Not Hellblazer @cgfrangos.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ya know, if the FDA did a spot inspection of a pharmaceutical company and it was in violation of cGMP, said company could be shut down. ICE should be shut down immediately. It was created to "stop terrorism" and now we have legit terrorists running the country. trump makes Bin Laden proud daily.
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Isaac G. Bryan @ib2real.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.
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